Hei Deng Xia Huo

Chapter 786 Majestic Dragon

Chai Chai was stunned for a few seconds before asking with a blank, cute expression, "What?"

"Have you seen the movie *Fight Back to School*?"

Li Ang said, "I want you to wear my skin, pretend to be me, go to school, and finish the final exams."

"Ah?"

Chai Chai was so shocked that she floated up, quickly shaking her head and saying, "No, no, didn't you say there are people from the Special Affairs Bureau in the Experimental High School?

"And there's a ring of multi-functional surveillance cameras around the campus.

"I'm just a wandering soul. If I put on a skin, I'll easily be discovered."

"Don't worry about that."

Li Ang said, "I've been observing those surveillance cameras for days. The skin I've created can perfectly evade the detection of the surveillance cameras. It won't be found to be abnormal."

"But I don't know your relationships with people."

Chai Chai widened her eyes and said, "The others are fine; you don't have any friends anyway.

"What if the teachers in class and Wang Congshan talk to you?

"You can't just pretend to be mute and not say a word all day, or not answer when the teacher asks a question, right?"

"You don't have to worry about that."

Li Ang nodded and said, "In the next few days, you'll just pretend to be suffering from insomnia and sleep at your desk during class.

"The teachers never bothered me before."

"I can do that."

Chai Chai nodded, patted her chest, and said, "If a teacher asks me, I'll say 'What's up?'

"Simple and efficient.

"If a teacher assigns me work, I'll say 'Is that all?'

"Expressing that the work is easy and I can totally handle it.

"If a teacher criticizes me, I'll reply 'Are you teaching me how to do things?'

"Humorously and subtly expressing gratitude for the teacher's education, easing the awkwardness, and maintaining a relaxed and harmonious conversation."

"..."

Li Ang smacked his lips. "Just do what you think is best.

"As for Wang Congshan...

"If she tries to chat with you, just use an excuse like 'molting period' to deal with her, and she won't delve too deeply.

"If you encounter any problems, just pray to me.

"As long as there's no competition, I'll contact you remotely from home or outside the school.

"Be careful not to reveal anything abnormal."

"Oh, oh... okay..."

Chai Chai hesitated and nodded. After struggling for a moment, she still said awkwardly, "What about the final exams?"

Although she didn't want to admit it, Chai Chai, who had been in the real world for so long, was still, to some extent, semi-illiterate.

She didn't understand mathematical formulas at all.

Her English was limited to "how are you?" "i'm fine, thank you."

She didn't even know if the price of a shirt was nine pounds fifteen pence, or fifteen pounds nine pence.

Her knowledge of modern history and political thought came from short videos and Weibo.

It would be fine to have her write a marketing-style title,

but asking her to do the exam paper was like asking her to draw a tortoise on the answer sheet.

"Hmm..."

Li Ang frowned and thought. Given his usual persona, handing in a blank paper was normal.

But this final exam was a joint exam for a dozen high schools in Yin City,

and the school management valued it.

If Li Ang handed in a blank paper, he might not have the free benefit of "sleeping whenever he wants in class" next semester. He also wouldn't be able to spin a pen, doze, or eat snacks in class.

The homeroom teacher might even make a home visit, adding a lot of trouble.

"Oh, right, didn't we give the brain worms some carefully selected books to learn modern knowledge before?"

Chai Chai's eyes lit up, and she reminded him, "The brain worms have a unique brain structure. Their perception, memory, understanding, analysis, judgment, and imagination are all superior to ordinary people.

"Some of the brain worms have grown into highly knowledgeable intellectuals who are no less than researchers after learning—and their loyalty is also guaranteed by the collective faith.

"Why don't you send a brain worm over to help me complete the paper?"

"Yeah, that could work."

Li Ang nodded, clapped his hands, and went down to the pet breeding box with Chai Chai to find a brain worm with a master's degree in science—Double-Blade Turkey.

This brain worm, named after a turkey, could be said to be an inspirational model.

At first, it was just a supervisor overseeing the planting of magic herbs by the worker worms. Based on its devout faith in Li Ang, it was noticed by Miss Chai,

and it was allowed to lead the chorus of the Fatherly Love Temple hymn every weekend.

For these brain worms who had been heavily brainwashed by Chai Chai, approaching the Father was an incomparably proud thing.

Double-Blade Turkey became even more devout, and worked even harder,

completing tasks on time, taking the initiative to work overtime,

and gradually promoted to become a fried chicken chef and a cola master craftsman, cooking delicious fried chicken holy meals and pouring iced full-sugar cola for other brain worms during the weekly Father's worship.

It was even allowed to enter the Alchemy Magic Box and personally clean the Father's workshop.

Double-Blade Turkey, with countless honors, did not stop there.

It deeply felt that serving the Father was incomparably glorious, and was determined to become one of the most useful brain worms.

During its spare time, it completed courses in marine chemistry and marine geology through self-study.

It even wrote several papers, discussing in detail the role of the ocean in the global climate system, and the ecosystem changes caused by ocean acidification.

This was to facilitate its future journey to the ocean to assist its brain worm compatriots in transforming the deep sea and expanding the territory of the insect swarm.

It should be very easy for it to assist Chai Chai in completing the paper.

In the pet breeding box, Double-Blade Turkey, who had received the Father and the Saintess, trembled with excitement. The giant centipede-shaped body drew dozens of deep marks on the ground.

Chai Chai cleared her throat and informed Double-Blade Turkey of the Father's will—the brain worms, after innate and acquired adjustments, had no doubt that the Father was the supreme existence in the world.

No matter how strange the will announced by the Saintess was, the brain worms would not think deeply about it, but would only resolutely execute it.

Therefore, Double-Blade Turkey withdrew from the centipede-shaped body and drilled into the model of Li Ang's right arm made from the hatching pool.

This arm had been specially tuned, with soft, unremarkable skin,

but when necessary, it could activate combat mode, and one punch could blow away a small car.

It could also spray spider silk from the fingertips, flying through the city like Spider-Man.

The functions were very complete.

At that time, Chai Chai would put on Li Ang's puppet disguise, and the right arm inhabited by the brain worm would have self-awareness, doing the exam paper on its own without Chai Chai's intervention.

Chai Chai excitedly tried the puppet disguise in advance,

letting Double-Blade Turkey control the right arm to split and proliferate a mouth and an eye on the palm of the right hand, cosplaying Migi from *Parasyte*.

She also let Double-Blade Turkey switch to combat mode, sometimes lengthening, sometimes shrinking, firing a rubber Gatling gun at the air, cosplaying Luffy from *One Piece*.

Looking at Miss Chai playing so happily, Li Ang, who was standing beside her, couldn't help but rub his chin.

Although Chai Chai was usually very silly and lazy, she should be more reliable when it came to serious matters... right?