The witch pondered silently, eliminating names from her mind one by one.

She had noticed the information about this item a day ago and was excited for a long time, feeling that she could take advantage of this opportunity and unleash the true potential of this item.

Although the witch belonged to the Syndicate secret society and received a lot of subsidies every month,

the power system she cultivated was very unique.

There were no barriers to her cultivation, and there were no dangerous side effects when she advanced.

It just consumed a lot of extraordinary materials every day,

which was too expensive.

The subsidies hadn't even warmed up in her wallet before they were all spent.

To maintain funding,

the witch opened a jack-of-all-trades shop with her partner, Meow Meow Head, in Southeast Asia, working hard to earn some pocket money.

It wasn't enough.

She was forced to apply for seven cards at seven financial institutions in the square, overspending every month.

At the end of the month, she would rob Peter to pay Paul.

She almost ran to the Global Supernatural Alliance to arrest and report herself, using herself to exchange for the bounty from the Global Supernatural Alliance.

For this [Cthulhu Figure Clay], she desperately saved 6,000 game coins,

and begged Meow Meow Head to come to the game square.

She begged Meow Meow Head to lend her a few thousand game coins to participate in the auction (all the senior brothers, senior sisters, junior brothers, and junior sisters of the Syndicate had been tricked by her for various reasons, and none of them would lend her money for commercial investment).

She didn't expect it to end before it even started.

However, this is also good...

The witch was expressionless, secretly reaching into her pocket with her left hand, feeling the bank card inside.

Calming down, not being able to buy the figure clay was also a good thing.

If she really bought it, she might not be able to pay off the bank card at the end of the month...

At that time, she would have to put on her cosplay costume again, disguise herself as a perverted player, and rob the supernatural gangs of Great Britain as before.

Hmm... Is the frequency of robbing gangs a bit too high recently? Even leeks need watering and loosening of the soil...

Meow Meow Head, who was squatting on the table and concentrating on eating dried small fish, realized that all the remaining dried small fish in the plate were gone.

It subconsciously looked up and saw the witch holding a plastic bag, packing food into the bag with a serious face, including the dried small fish that Meow Meow Head was eating.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? I'm still eating!"

Meow Meow Head complained, baring its fangs and claws.

"Eating too much of these things is bad for cats,"

the witch continued to pack food with a serious face, wishing she could take all the tables and chairs in the room away, "I'm doing it for your own good."

"You!"

The gray and white cat meowed, exasperated: "You said you would treat me to a big meal while bidding on the item!"

"Did I?"

The witch frowned slightly and slapped her palm. "Didn't we fail to bid?

Besides, this food is made for humans, it doesn't suit cats' tastes.

I'll buy you some high-end cat food later.

As for the cost of this meal,

sisters keep accounts clear, let's split it."

"Get out!!!"

?彡☆))д′)”

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Got it.

Li Ang looked at the gray and white box-shaped package that suddenly appeared in his backpack and breathed a sigh of relief.

He continued to pretend to calmly browse the goods on the shelves. After a while, he chose to log off, exited the game square, and returned to the real world.

There was no one in the room. It seemed that Chai Chai was still in the breeding box.

Li Ang teleported into the breeding box and called out Chai Chai, who was engrossed in modifying the Chai Sutra in the alchemy workshop.

"What's this?"

Chai Chai curiously looked at the gray putty-like object on the ground, as big as a wheel, and wanted to poke it with her index finger, but Li Ang slapped her hand away.

"This is [Cthulhu Figure Clay], for making figures."

Li Ang explained, "As long as you inject divine power into it, you can change its shape."

"Oh?"

Chai Chai's eyes lit up. "Can you make living figures with intelligence and consciousness after you mold them?

Such a big piece of putty, should we make Sonico, Yukino Yukinoshita, and Utaha Kasumigaoka?"

"That's not how you use it, okay?"

Li Ang's eyes twitched slightly, "And what are you making these for?"

"You don't understand,"

Chai Chai smiled coldly, and said profoundly: "These days, literary works won't be popular if you don't add some cute, charming, youthful, and beautiful girls!

The world is going downhill, and people's hearts are not what they used to be!"

Miss Chai shook her head and sighed, with a sense of aloofness that she was the only one who was sober in the world,

coupled with her fisherman's cardigan with a V-neck sweater, and a Chinese stand-up collar shirt inside, making Li Ang feel more and more like he was looking at Lu Xun.

Li Ang opened his mouth, hesitant to speak, "Your clothes..."

"Oh,"

Miss Chai lowered her head and looked at her clothes, raised the 《Holy Chai Revelation Revised Draft 2》 in her hand, and pretended to be profound: "I think when writing classics,

cosplaying a great writer will be more inspired.

Please call me Chai Shuren, or Zhou Chairen."

"Chai your head."

Li Ang tapped Chai Chai's forehead lightly, "How is your Chai Sutra writing? Let me see it."

"Here."

Chai Chai handed the classic to Li Ang, puffed out her chest, and said proudly: "I think the original Chai Sutra only has the creation chapter, and it can continue to be completed.

I plan to imitate the formal classics and build a reasonable outlook on life, world, and values template for the Zerg..."

Li Ang listened to Chai Chai's babbling and turned to the back of the Holy Chai Revelation.

He found that Chai Chai had already anticipated the day when the Zerg would be released, and used solid square brackets for annotations.

[In the automated pet breeding box, everything the Zerg eats and uses belongs to Li Ang. Like the Garden of Eden, it is under the absolute control of the creator. But on the day they come into contact with the outside world, the Zerg will accept the temptation of the forbidden fruit like Adam and Eve]

[They will see the colorful world, come into contact with all kinds of people and things, and learn about all kinds of different ideas]

[In order to control the Zerg, it is necessary to lay the ideological foundation of the Zerg, so that they understand why they were born and why they fight]

Below the annotation is the 《Holy Chai Revelation: Fables》, which contains several simple and easy-to-understand fables.

The first one is about the story of bees.

Once upon a time, there was a group of bees who worked hard to collect honey and produced 10 kilograms of honey, but the alien creatures nearby took away 9 kilograms of it.

The bees were very sad, so the next year, they only produced 5 kilograms of honey. Although 4 kilograms were still taken away,

they got 20% this year, twice as much as the 10% last year.

The bees were very happy.

The alien creatures near the bees felt that this would not work, so they put on thick protective suits and went to negotiate with the bees,

telling the bees that they actually had another option—if the bees worked hard,

and produced 100 kilograms of honey in the third year, then although 90 kilograms would be taken away, they could leave 10 kilograms,

and if they produced 1000 kilograms of honey in the fourth year, they could leave 100 kilograms...

The alien creatures patiently told the bees,

the important thing is not how much honey is taken away,

but the growth of the bees. Growth is the most important thing.

When the bees grow to be prosperous, with many pedigrees, and fly all over the flowers, all troubles will disappear.

The bees listened to the words of the alien creatures and worked diligently,

but in the third year, the fourth year... the alien creatures still only left the bees 1 kilogram of honey to maintain the lives of the bees. In order to prevent the bees from continuing to resist, they formulated cumbersome and complicated calculation tables,

using complex financial theories to prove that honey has depreciated, and taking away honey is really a last resort.

The worker bees were so hungry that they were sallow and emaciated, and the bee eggs withered and died one by one. The entire bee colony was in a state of disrepair.

However, the alien creatures ate so much that they were full of fat and had big bellies.

The fable ends here abruptly.

Li Ang looked at Chai Chai in confusion,

but saw Chai Chai, who was cosplaying Mr. Lu Xun, with a solemn expression, pushed up the glasses that did not exist on the bridge of her nose, and said solemnly: "I have read all the information about the Zerg in human literary works,

and found that whether it is the Zerg in 《Starship Troopers》, or the Zerg in 《StarCraft》, the Great Devourer in 《Warhammer》,

they all compare the Zerg to barbaric and primitive creatures without self-awareness who only devour endlessly.

Such a setting is certainly easy, but it does not conform to the characteristics of the Zerg units you own, which have self-awareness.

To control the Zerg,

in addition to using classics,

we must also let the Zerg firmly believe that the Tao of the Lord of Flesh and Swamp is correct,

and let the Zerg firmly believe that the Lord of Flesh and Swamp will be tolerant and inclusive of all living beings in the heavens and myriad worlds, just like a kind father loves his children.

The loving father, to give all living beings in the world,

bring the hope of life,

bring true justice and fairness.

Eliminate exploitation, eliminate wars, eliminate all injustices in the world,

and return everything to the Eden state of the automated pet breeding box,

peaceful and serene.

And the Zerg is the knife and sword in the hands of the loving father.

They are born to clear all obstacles on his way.

This is the effect I want the 《Chai Sutra》 to achieve."