Hmm??

Chai Chai was stunned for a moment. Li Ang couldn't take his phone overseas because he was personally leading the swarm. Otherwise, the abnormal signal would attract attention. Therefore, he left his phone at home for Chai Chai to keep.

Anyway, he had very few friends. Besides the landlord, Wang Congshan, the homeroom teacher, and other contacts, his address book was empty.

Nobody would contact him—except for the operator customer service that regularly promoted traffic packages.

What did Li Ang say again?

Chai Chai's slow brain recalled the master's instructions: Take good care of the house, if someone comes to the door, put on the Li Ang-looking puppet to deal with them casually, if someone sends a message, pretend you didn't see it, and wait for him to come back...

But it didn't seem to say what to do if Wang Congshan sent a message, right?

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

The phone kept vibrating, and the lock screen was spammed with QQ messages.

Chai Chai felt a headache and hesitantly picked up the phone, pressing the number unlock.

How should she reply to her?

[Woman, are you trying to attract my attention? Interesting.]

Chai Chai thought about it and immediately rejected it.

Li Ang and Wang Congshan were so familiar that there was no need to say that, and what if the other party kept asking?

The more you say, the more mistakes you make, the more you expose your flaws.

[I'm taking a dump, I'll talk later.]

No, that won't work either.

Why can't you reply to messages while taking a dump?

Was she going to give Li Ang the setting of having hemorrhoids?

If that was the case, he would be furious when he came back and punish her from not touching the phone for three days...

[Yes yes yes, Miss, just tell me what you want, I will definitely do my best to complete it.]

No, that's too much of a simp, it doesn't fit Li Ang's persona at all, it's not even as good as the first one.

[Not the person, do not contact.]

How could an ordinary person get their hands on Li Ang's phone?

He even had several phone repair kits at home.

Chai Chai rubbed her eyebrows with a headache. After thinking about it, she still thought it was better to ask Li Ang first.

Calculating the time, he should be near the coast by now.

Could it be that something delayed him?

Miss Chai got up from the doghouse, put down her phone, took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and concentrated, silently reciting in her heart.

[Merciful Lord of Flesh and Swamp, Professional Pet Owner, Prank Expert, Yishi Top Ten Outstanding Youth, Yishi Experimental Middle School Annual Scholarship Winner, Sinless Furnace Shop Owner, your saintess devoutly prays to you, hoping to receive your revelation.]

Miss Chai repeated this sentence silently in her heart three times.

Just as she was about to repeat it for the fourth time, she heard a majestic and heavy voice, like thunder, in her ear.

"What's up?"

The voice came from Li Ang. He had already arrived near the coast, and the worker insects disguised as birds flying in the air could see Yishi in the far distance.

The reduced distance allowed him to hear Chai Chai's prayer and respond accurately.

As for the effect of this divine whisper, it wasn't created by Li Ang himself, but rather the sound clarity was too low, giving it a special effect.

"Oh oh!"

Chai Chai's spirit shook, "Wang Congshan sent a message asking if you're there, how should I reply?"

"Hmm?"

Li Ang was stunned for a moment. "Just say you're there. If she asks questions, just answer normally. If she wants to video call or come over, put on my puppet and deal with it casually.

I'll be at the coast soon. There are many Special Affairs Bureau informants here, so I guess I'll have to wait a while before finding a place to go ashore and return to Yishi.

Just improvise and see how it goes. I'm hanging up, communication is not safe."

After saying that, the loud voice, like thunder, faded away.

"..."

Sitting in the doghouse, Miss Chai smacked her lips. She just wanted to spend a lazy, salty weekend undisturbed.

But since Li Ang told her to handle it herself, she had no choice but to share her master's worries.

《About the Pretty Classmate of the Man Who Raises Me Sending Me a Message》

This light novel-style title popped up in her mind. Miss Chai rubbed her palms and picked up her phone with a little nervousness, typing, "Not there."

She was holding Li Ang's phone, so she naturally had to imitate Li Ang's speaking style as much as possible, and think about things in Li Ang's way.

"Heh."

Wang Congshan sent a message. Her QQ avatar changed every few days, and now it was a cat holding a phone with a disgusted look on its face.

"Did you forget something again?!"

Something?

Miss Chai frowned. She had been busy writing the Saint Chai Revelation recently, and she didn't possess Li Ang when he went to school, so she didn't know what Wang Congshan was referring to.

Could it be that Li Ang made another promise?

Help with homework, help take care of children, accompany them to amusement parks and zoos, repair mobile phones and computers, empty shopping carts, participate in club activities, and help feed chickens in Alipay Ant Manor?

After thinking for a while, Miss Chai truthfully asked, "What's the matter? My memory hasn't been very good lately, I can only remember breathing, heartbeat, and missing you."

"Yo, you're getting better and better at flirting."

Wang Congshan sent a nose-picking emoji, "Do you think I'll let you off the hook like this?

We agreed today was team battle time?"

What the hell?

Chai Chai narrowed her eyes, looking confused, but she quickly recalled—Li Ang seemed to take time out every weekend to play mobile games with Wang Congshan.

He had been busy for the past few weeks and kept making excuses that he was unavailable. She guessed that Wang Congshan had come looking for him this time.

"Oh oh, I remember."

Miss Chai quickly typed, "What game?"

"Honor of Kings."

"No way, playing that again."

Chai Chai curled her lips, "That game is no longer a challenge for me, can we play some games that require skill, like League of Legends or Dota?"

"LoL players are too much, Honor of Kings isn't as simple as you think."

Wang Congshan sent a rolling-eyes emoji, "Honor of Kings is in S20, League of Legends is only in S10, I don't need to tell you who copied who.

Honor of Kings has more than 300 servers, League of Legends only has 28, I don't need to tell you which one is more popular.

Honor of Kings Weibo super topic has 1.9 million fans, League of Legends Weibo super topic has 550,000 fans, I don't need to tell you which one has a stronger meme-generating ability.

Stop talking nonsense, get online."

Miss Chai smacked her lips. If it were before, she would definitely be passionate about Honor of Kings, but she had been playing too many duo games with the landlady, and now she felt a little annoyed when she heard the "timi" notification sound.

She rubbed her chin, feeling that if she insisted on not playing, Wang Congshan might make a QQ voice call, which would be even more troublesome.

She could only open the game interface, enter the game, and accept the team invitation.

Wang Congshan chose Liu Chan, and Miss Chai chose Luban. The two went to the bottom lane. Wang Congshan also turned on the team voice chat and sent a message asking Chai Chai to join the voice chat.

Ah this.

Miss Chai actually knew voice-changing techniques, and had fooled Li Ang's landlord before, but the landlord was the landlord, and Wang Congshan was Wang Congshan.

The latter had been with Li Ang for so long that even if she changed her voice, she might be discovered.

Miss Chai, wearing the Cyan Armor, was too lazy to change her body, and she couldn't say "someone" or "I've been coughing lately because I've been smoking too many Huazi" to excuse herself.

She could only run to the study, take down the life-size puppet of Li Ang made of flesh from the bookshelf covered with red and black living vines, leave the Cyan Armor, and drill into it.

This life-size puppet had no brain and was specially made by Li Ang for Chai Chai to disguise herself.

There were more than a dozen recessed interfaces on the back of the puppet, which could be used to replenish energy through living vines. It could move for up to seventy-two hours each time it went out, and could even simulate eating and excreting when necessary.

Of course, due to the difference in height, it was still a little uncomfortable to wear this puppet, with a sense of oppression of being bound in the chest.

Miss Chai controlled the puppet to do an emergency exercise to warm up her muscles and bones, then returned to the living room, picked up her phone, and a slightly excited smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

She said into the microphone in a magnetic voice, "It's time to show real skills.

Next, I will turn on the king mode, never die once, and show you how to get a godlike streak."

"Really—"

Wang Congshan dragged out the ending sound and said in a salty voice, "Why do I not believe it so much."