"Doesn't the book say sharing the joy of success with friends is a happy thing?" Xiangjunjun looked at Shanjiji dejectedly. "Why do Big Brother and Big Sister seem so resistant? Do they hate me..."
"Brother Jiao, you're overthinking it!" Shanjiji quickly comforted him. "Big Brother and Big Sister treat us so well, how could that be!"
"Then why is it?" Xiangjunjun seemed to have gotten stuck on a point.
Shanjiji thought to himself, how would I know?
But seeing how dejected Xiangjunjun was, he couldn't just say that.
Otherwise, Xiangjunjun might get stuck and never get out of his funk...
At this moment, Shanjiji's brain was working at lightning speed!
"Brother Jiao, it's like this!" Shanjiji blurted out a fabrication. "Big Brother and Big Sister are reminding us!"
"Reminding us of what?" Xiangjunjun asked, full of confusion.
"The path of cultivation is still long, and we absolutely cannot get carried away by a little success!" Shanjiji said with a serious expression, spouting nonsense.
"I see!" The simple Xiangjunjun actually believed him. "Big Brother and Big Sister have such good intentions, and I actually misunderstood them. I shouldn't have."
"Alright, don't think about these things anymore," Shanjiji quickly said. "It's good that you understand. Working hard on cultivation is the best reward for Big Brother and Big Sister!"
This topic had to be stopped.
Who knew what strange direction it would turn into later...
It seems I can't let Brother Jiao read those weird books anymore.
He's so moody all day, he's almost turning into a little girl...
With his inner knot untied, the two demons turned their attention to the sect leader beside them.
"Fellow Daoist, hello." Xiangjunjun smiled kindly.
"Senior... hello..." the sect leader replied tremblingly.
"Strange, why does he look so nervous?" Xiangjunjun asked, not understanding.
"Perhaps he was scared by Big Brother just now..." Shanjiji replied, his head aching.
Having witnessed Ye Fan's devilish interrogation methods once, Shanjiji knew their terrifying power.
Although he had avoided looking just now, the memory of the first time still made him feel lingering fear.
Only someone with Xiangjunjun's strong nerves could endure it like this...
Xiangjunjun nodded as if he understood.
Big Brother's methods were indeed quite frightening.
"Fellow Daoist, there's no need to be nervous. Just relax," Xiangjunjun stepped forward and said kindly, "Believe me, you won't be afraid or troubled for much longer!"
The sect leader's legs went weak, and he almost cried...
Given this bizarre environment, do you think I can relax!
I'm scared to death by you guys, okay!
Although I don't know exactly what's going to happen, I can feel that I'm about to have terrible luck...
Xiangjunjun calmly took out a new set of clothes and changed into them.
Then...
"Hah—!"
"Bang—!"
At this moment, Xiangjunjun's back was to the moon, and his shadow was cast directly onto the sect leader.
The sect leader watched in terror as the dark shadow slowly covered his body, bit by bit, swallowing him...
"Fellow Daoist, don't worry, I'll be very gentle."
A kind smile bloomed on Xiangjunjun's face, hidden in the shadow.
"Embrace freedom to your heart's content!"
"Plop!"
The sect leader could no longer bear the pressure and collapsed to the ground.
He curled up into a ball, trembling...
Weak, pitiful, and helpless...
...
The next day.
By the time Ye Fan and the little demoness returned home, it was already noon.
Although they had slept on the flying bed last night, with the little demoness's care and attention, Ye Fan's sleep quality was not affected at all.
After washing up, Ye Fan went to the kitchen.
Earlier, he had chanced upon some herbs in the forbidden area of ghost cultivation. These herbs, besides being useful for alchemy, were also good seasonings.
Remembering that it had been a long time since he cooked a grand feast, Ye Fan felt a bit restless.
Since it was a grand feast, it naturally required some time.
By the time the last dish was ready, it was already around eight in the evening.
"Can we eat now?" the little demoness wiped her drool vigorously, her eyes fixed on the food on the table.
This glutton had been trying to sneak food since the first dish, and each time Ye Fan had ruthlessly stopped her.
Having held back for so long, she was practically starving.
"Yes."
With Ye Fan's permission, the little demoness devoured the food like a whirlwind.
Looking at the little demoness's gluttonous demeanor, Ye Fan suddenly felt that she was probably staying with him just to get free meals...
Half an hour later.
The little demoness leaned back in her chair, secretly patting her little belly.
So full, so happy.
"Big Brother, Big Sister, we're back!" Shanjiji's hoarse voice suddenly echoed.
Soon, the two demons entered.
Behind them, there was another person.
Ye Fan and the little demoness blinked in confusion.
Isn't that the sect leader from before?
How did they bring this guy back?
If he remembered correctly, this sect leader had long, flowing hair before?
Why did he suddenly become bald?
"Amitabha!" The sect leader raised his right hand in a greeting. "Junior Guangyi, greets Big Brother and Big Sister."
"Big Brother, Big Sister!" Xiangjunjun excitedly pointed at the sect leader. "I succeeded! I finally succeeded!"
Ye Fan was utterly shocked!
Holy cow!
This actually works?!
"So your name is Guangyi," Ye Fan mumbled casually.
Come to think of it, after all the trouble yesterday, he still didn't know the guy's name.
"Big Brother, Guangyi is a Dharma name bestowed upon me by a master," Guangyi quickly explained.
"Dharma name?" Ye Fan looked at Xiangjunjun curiously. "Does it have any special meaning?"
"Because I couldn't think of a name for a while, I just called him Baldy Number One," Xiangjunjun explained. "Later, I felt Baldy Number One was too troublesome, so I shortened it to Guangyi."
"Cough cough..." Ye Fan choked and coughed twice.
This actually works?!
You used to spend all day reading piles of books, and I thought you had some learning.
Turns out all your books went to the dogs?
Dogs: Is that polite?
"What do you mean by bringing him back?" Ye Fan asked again.
Having two bald people at home was already enough to be reflective.
If you add another one, it could be used for lighting at night...
"Big Brother, it's like this," Shanjiji explained. "From now on, he's our new♂Rimururi number one subordinate, the beginning of our gang's grand plan!"
"Whatever you say," Ye Fan waved his hand. "But don't keep this thing at home, I'm afraid it'll affect my appetite."
This guy's face is so grotesquely carved, looking at it too much could make you lose your appetite...
"Bang!" Shanjiji immediately hit Guangyi on the head. "Did you hear that? Look better-looking from now on!"
"Understood, Brother Ji..." Guangyi rubbed his head, looking wronged.
"If you understand, why aren't you gone?!" Shanjiji kicked Guangyi's butt again. "Don't you see Big Brother doesn't want to see you!"
Guangyi immediately lay on the ground and curled himself into a ball.
Then, under everyone's gaze, he actually rolled out...
"It smells so good, we're in for a treat tonight!" After sending Guangyi away, Shanjiji sat on a stool and began to feast.
Although the little demoness was greedy, she had also saved food for the two demons.
From this point of view, she was a pretty good Big Sister.
After eating their fill, the two demons felt like washing the dishes, and then returned to their room to discuss their grand plan of taking in subordinates and starting a gang.
The night deepened...