San Tian Liang Jue

Chapter 338 South Park Arc (6)

Southern Park, Stan's house.

Dealing with the wound took Feng Bujue quite a long time. Firstly, the gash on his waist was much larger than he had imagined, and secondly, he couldn't take off his clothes (the ski jacket obtained in the script was okay, but the long purple suit wasn't), so he could only stitch through the opening in the clothes, which affected his efficiency.

Of course, the most crucial point was that he was not very good at this kind of sewing work...

At this time, Sharon and Shelly had calmed down a bit, while Randy was still playing with the camera...

"Okay, now I've turned the camera back on." Randy turned the thing on, pointed it at his face, and began to explain, "Okay, I'm Randy Marsh, and I'm filming some things... a bunch of giant monsters are attacking our town, and there's chaos outside the window." As he spoke, he turned the camera to face the window overlooking the street.

Through the window, one could see dismembered corpses and overturned cars everywhere on the street; many underground gas pipelines had exploded, and the fires they caused were left unattended. And those living people... were either screaming and running away, or lying in pools of blood, waiting for their blood to drain.

"I almost didn't make it back to the house alive, luckily this superhero [beep] saved me." Randy filmed Jue-ge for a few seconds, then turned the camera back to his face, "Sharon is with me, and Shelly too..." As he spoke, he used the camera to film his wife and children, and even in this critical moment, he maintained his shameless style, saying, "Shelly, wave at the camera."

"Randy, can you put that damn camera down?" Sharon scolded her husband, "We have to think of a way!"

Randy replied righteously and shamelessly, "I don't know what to do, I'm stunned!"

"Why don't you put down the camera and help that injured gentleman?" Sharon offered a fairly reliable suggestion.

"Don't worry, Mrs. Marsh, I can handle it myself." Feng Bujue quickly replied, he didn't want the characters in Southern Park to perform any form of medical treatment on him.

In this world, let alone a guy like Randy, even legitimate medical personnel basically never saved anyone, but often killed people. In Feng Bujue's memory, Kenny was once burned and sent to the hospital, and the doctor cut him open, took out his heart, and replaced it with a baked potato; another time, Cartman went to get his tonsils removed, but contracted AIDS after the surgery...

There are countless similar examples, and many characters, led by Kenny, have died in the Road to Hell Hospital due to various diseases.

In short, having the people of Southern Park treat him is more dangerous than asking them to kill him.

"Why don't we turn on the TV and watch the news, I'll be done here soon." Feng Bujue quickly changed the subject.

Sharon thought it made sense, so she quickly stepped forward and turned on the TV in the living room.

Randy's camera also focused on the TV screen.

Perhaps it was good luck, but in such a serious disaster, the TV signal was still uninterrupted, and the TV station had not stopped operating.

As soon as the power was on, a live broadcast of the disaster appeared.

"This is a live report from New York, which is also being attacked by giant guinea pigs." The voice-over in the picture said, "According to reports, the guinea pig invasion crisis is sweeping major cities around the world..."

Randy exclaimed, "Oh my God? The whole world has these monsters?"

The live camera of this news report was a bit shaky, and the photographer seemed to be sitting in a helicopter. The aerial shots showed that the damage to the big cities was even more serious. Guinea pig hordes were traveling on the streets, and explosions and collapsed buildings could be seen everywhere; some soldiers were forming encirclements, using submachine guns to vent their powerful firepower on these monsters, but the monsters seemed unaffected...

"Look at those monsters..." Sharon pointed to the giant guinea pigs in the news footage, "Randy, what should we do?"

Before Randy could speak, another surprise happened, and there was a loud bang...

The wall opposite Feng Bujue was smashed open, and the head of a guinea pig came in. The face of this adorable creature was as tall as two people, and its nose made a low "woo woo" sound.

At this moment, Feng Bujue completed the treatment of his wound and stopped the bleeding.

"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" Randy shouted.

"This way." Feng Bujue had already stood up, opened the door behind him, and slightly moved aside, making way for Stan's family, "Run!"

The couple didn't stand on ceremony with him, and ran out with their daughter.

The M733 CommAndo in Feng Bujue's hand had already spat out flames, and the impact points were concentrated near the guinea pig's eyes.

But this giant monster was invulnerable all over, and hardly suffered any obstruction, continuing to approach.

"Tch... it's really not afraid of conventional weapons at all..." Feng Bujue spat unhappily, he also understood that he had to use some means that "didn't belong to this script" to solve the crisis at hand.

In the blink of an eye, Jue-ge threw away his gun, took a step forward, and used the killing move he had obtained in the previous script [Nanto Flying Dragon Fist].

When the Fighting Specialization was at C-level, the success rate of launching fighting skills was already 75%, plus the 10% extra success rate bonus for all active skills from [Tenacity of the Ice Refining Sorcerer], the skill was naturally successfully launched.

As 800 points of stamina were consumed, a cluster of bright purple fighting energy suddenly bloomed around Feng Bujue, and his fists turned into layers of phantoms, striking forward.

The area below the guinea pig's mouth instantly showed small pits created by the fist energy.

This move, Nanto Flying Dragon Fist, looks very similar to the well-known Hokuto Hundred Crack Fist, but the two are very different. The characteristic of Hokuto Shinken is to explode the acupoints, while the moves of Nanto Seiken are mainly based on cutting and piercing. The former is destruction from the inside to the outside, while the latter is from the outside to the inside.

Therefore, seemingly similar moves actually have completely different principles. The process of Nanto Flying Dragon Fist destroying a target (humanoid size) is divided into three steps: the first step is to disrupt the opponent's breathing and disperse the protective qi; the second step is to gradually accumulate the cutting force hidden in the fist on the opponent's body; and the third step is to use a lightning-fast piercing finger as the final blow.

When this move is finished, many red cracks will appear on the surface of the target's body, these are all cutting wounds connected by the last finger. And a few seconds later, when the power of the move is fully displayed, even if the target has a steel body, it will be torn into blood.

But... the target in front of Feng Bujue was too big...

His attack did work, turning a piece of fur and the flesh underneath of the guinea pig into blood, but this level of damage was far from fatal. Using humans as an example, this injury is roughly equivalent to having a piece of chin flesh shaved off with a razor.

However, the giant guinea pig was also obviously in pain, and took a few steps back with a groan.

Feng Bujue was satisfied to achieve such an effect, and he quickly took advantage of the gap when the monster was forced back to run back to the door, stuffed the medical supplies back into his backpack in a mess, and put it on his back. Then he picked up his gun and ran outside.

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Headquarters of the Department of Homeland Security, in the office of the Secretary of Homeland Security.

At this moment, the Secretary of Homeland Security, who is essentially a monster, was sitting behind a desk as if nothing had happened, listening to the reports of a group of staff and soldiers. Obviously, his killing of Davis had not yet been exposed.

"It seems that more and more guinea pigs are pouring in from all directions." A Homeland Security staff member in a suit pointed to the map on the Secretary of Homeland Security's desk, "We checked Wikipedia (one of the satirical methods commonly used in Southern Park, the various agencies of the government only check information on the Internet), and found that guinea pigs are a creature from the Andes Mountains, and the mountains are here..."

The Secretary of Homeland Security crossed his fingers and placed his elbows on the table, posing like Commander Ikari, and replied, "The pan flute band... how is it being handled? Have they been sent to Guantanamo Bay (located in southern Cuba, famous for being a U.S. military detention camp) yet?"

Everyone else in the office looked at each other, and one of them replied, "Sir, we have bigger problems than those street performers right now..."

"Did you..." The Secretary of Homeland Security rudely interrupted the other party and yelled while hitting the table, "...put them on the ship?"

"No, sir." The man replied, "We have transferred all the personnel dealing with the pan flute band to deal with the guinea pig crisis."

"I've already given you the order!" The Secretary of Homeland Security clenched his fists, slammed the table and stood up, "Those Peruvian pan flute bands should have been put on a ship to Guantanamo last night!" He pointed at himself with his thumb and shouted, "I'm in charge here! I want you to immediately put the pan flute bands on the ship and send them away!"

After a brief silence, a soldier replied in a very normal tone, "Yes, sir." Then, his voice gradually became smaller, "But you don't have to yell at people." After saying that, he turned around and left, sobbing like a bullied child...

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Just as the Homeland Security idiots and glass hearts were being played around by the Boss, the plane carrying the children had landed on a clearing in Peru, next to a jungle.

In addition to the five elementary school students, there were only two crew members on the plane: a mustached pilot and a tall co-pilot.

At this time, the two of them were squatting in front of a communication device that looked like a large radio. The mustached man was holding a walkie-talkie and constantly calling, but he couldn't get any response at all.

It had been more than half an hour since they landed, but the truck that was supposed to pick them up according to the schedule had not arrived...

"The satellite can't connect, and the radio doesn't respond." The mustached man seemed to have given up. He put down the walkie-talkie and said to the tall man beside him.

The four protagonists were standing not far from them. After hearing this, Stan walked over and said, "Okay... let me sort out the situation..." He paused for a second and said, "The Secretary of Homeland Security ordered you to take us five children to Peru, land in the Andes Mountains, and then send other government personnel to pick us up. Then, they will tell us how to run to Lima, the capital of Peru, and defeat the Peruvian government."

After waiting for a few seconds, the mustached man replied, "That's right, that's how it is."

Kyle looked at this adult with no lower limit to his IQ, "Do you think this plan is okay?"

"No, it doesn't make any sense at all." The mustached man immediately replied.

The tall man also added, "To be honest, the whole operation to encircle and suppress the Peruvian pan flute band... is confusing us." When he said this, he stretched out an index finger from each hand and circled them around each other, as if a child was admitting his mistake.

Stan spread his hands and said, "Since you also think that everything they do is inexplicable, can you send us home now?"

The mustached man explained, "Uh... you don't understand, kid. Our original plan was to wait here for the people who came to pick us up to refuel the plane after landing, and then return... we can't go anywhere without refueling."

"Oh, that's just great." Craig, who was sitting in the distance and sulking, interjected with a timely complaint.

"So we can only find another way to leave here?" Kyle asked tentatively.

The mustached man shrugged, "It seems that's the only way."

Ten minutes later, two Homeland Security pilots who didn't even bring weapons led five children into a dense forest.

Craig, who was walking at the end, continued to complain calmly, "This situation is very interesting, we just walked into a gloomy forest, it's getting more and more fun."

Cartman looked back and said, "You know, Craig, your attitude is really annoying."

Kenny also added, "Yeah."

Cartman continued, "No one wants to play with a guy who complains all day long."

"Hey... look ahead!" The tall man suddenly saw something and shouted loudly.

Everyone looked forward. On the ground in front, there were many towering mounds. The mounds were generally round and at least six or seven meters in diameter, and the middle of the mounds seemed to be hollow. And these mounds were like... the traces left by some giant creatures when they crawled out of the ground.

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Feng Bujue rushed out of the house. Judging from the cursors on the radar, the three people hadn't run too far, so he quickly chased after them.

As soon as he ran a few steps, he heard a low groan behind him. The giant monster that had been injured by the Nanto Flying Dragon Fist crushed and passed through the entire house and chased it onto the street.

Feng Bujue glanced back and saw that the bloody wound below the guinea pig's mouth had begun to heal, and the rate was very fast, fast enough to be visible to the naked eye.

"Unreasonable... it can actually heal itself." Feng Bujue thought to himself, he estimated that only using [Fiend Descent] would be possible to completely kill such a guinea pig.

But... even if he kills one, what can he do? These "fluffy reapers" are everywhere in the thousands, let alone killing one, killing a hundred wouldn't change the overall situation. Perhaps because of this, the system gave the mission of "survival."

"I'm not a major character in Southern Park, I'll die if I'm not careful when encountering this kind of monster..." Feng Bujue muttered as he ran forward, "Speaking of... in this kind of big event, where have the Super Best Friends (an organization similar to the Justice League in Southern Park, the members are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Aquaman) gone? Are they playing missing!"

Woo——

Another strange noise, a giant white guinea pig pushed down a house facing the street and blocked Feng Bujue's way.

"Ah—ah! My arm!"

In the mouth of this giant monster, there was still a passerby. The person's entire left arm was already in the guinea pig's mouth, and blood had stained half of his body red, but his arm was not completely severed, which caused his entire person to be bitten up.

Looking at this passerby who was kicking his feet in the air and screaming constantly, Feng Bujue didn't say anything, and very kindly raised his submachine gun and swept it at the guinea pig's face, killing the person...

While firing, Feng Bujue moved horizontally, circling half a circle around the guinea pig, using the width of the street and his own speed to successfully dodge and rush to the rear of the monster.

At this position, he could already see the family of three running in the distance.

Sharon was running in front, holding her daughter's hand, while Randy was following closely behind with a portable camera. He didn't delay filming at all while running for his life, and was still explaining, "Okay, this is the picture I took from outside the bus, oh yeah!" After saying that, he actually ran back into the bus quickly...

Bang! Accompanied by the sound of an explosion, another brownish-yellow guinea pig rushed onto the street and crawled towards Randy and the three of them.

The three of them were also panicked and didn't choose their way. In a panic, they escaped into a bus on the side of the road.

The bus was obviously abandoned, and the door was open.

When Feng Bujue saw them run in, he immediately thought that something was wrong, and cursed, "Damn... this IQ is exactly the same as the trash who died in horror movies, running into the car to wait to be caught in a jar!"

At this point, it was impossible for Feng Bujue to abandon them and leave by himself. He had already paid such a high price, and he would definitely not be willing to give up the mission now and escape back to the shopping mall by himself.

"I have to complete this side quest today, I'll die if I have to!" Feng Bujue roared and rushed towards the bus.

But what he didn't expect was that as soon as he took a step, another gray guinea pig crawled out of the fork in the road and crawled towards the bus with its brownish-yellow companion.

The two giant monsters were like cats surrounding a can of fish, clinging to the bus, pushing and scratching, and the car was quickly deformed, and almost all the car windows were broken.

At this moment, an incredible scene appeared in front of Feng Bujue.

Randy, ran out of the bus...

He ran and ran, ran to a place five or six meters away from the bus, and then aimed the camera at the two big monsters on the bus, and explained, "This is the picture I took from the outside of the bus, oh yeah!" After saying that, he actually ran back into the bus quickly...