San Tian Liang Jue
Chapter 790 A Masterpiece? Phantom Thief BEARS EYE Appears!
This time was no exception. She ran to Tuumi with a look of panic and blurted out, "Tuumi-chan! Something terrible has happened!"
"What's wrong, Myaami-chan?" Tuumi asked, looking at Myaami with great composure.
It's also unknown who decided this, but whenever Myaami goes to Tuumi for help, Kumakichi is always by Tuumi's side.
"Yes, Myaami-chan, what happened?" Kumakichi asked with his usual innocent expression.
"Well…" Myaami said, taking out a card slightly smaller than an envelope and handing it to Tuumi, "The very active [Phantom Thief BeArs_eye] actually sent a pre-crime notice card to my house…"
"Wait… so it really exists? That kind of thief with a ridiculously tasteless name," Xiao Tan muttered to himself upon hearing this, "And they actually send pre-crime notices…"
"Yeah…" Feng Bujue replied expressionlessly, "A guy who would do something like this…" He winked at Xiao Tan, "Who do you think it could be?"
"Do I even need to say it…" Xiao Tan replied with a twitching mouth, "The only BeAr in this class is Kumakichi…"
Their whispers were naturally unheard by the other three.
At this moment, Kumakichi was looking at Myaami with a nervous expression, as if he knew nothing about the case, and repeated in surprise, "Y-you said what?" His expression turned serious, "Phantom Thief BeArs_eye… specializing in stealing underwear and clothes from young women, and sometimes even stealing stationery and things from the trash… An unforgivable thief!"
As he said this, he seemed to notice something out of the corner of his eye and looked up…
What greeted him was a sharp gaze.
"Eh? Why are you looking at me like that, Tuumi-chan!" Kumakichi immediately broke out in a cold sweat when faced with Tuumi's "intense stare."
"You're BeArs_eye, aren't you?" Tuumi bluntly stated her suspicion and directly questioned Kumakichi.
"N-no, that's not it…" Kumakichi replied in a very sincere tone, "If it were me, I wouldn't use a name like BeAr, right? It's too obvious, no matter how you look at it, right?"
"Tuumi-chan, how about…" Myaami interjected at this moment, "How about you take a look at the pre-crime notice card first."
"Hmm… okay." Tuumi took the card and held it up for closer inspection.
At this moment, Feng Bujue and Wang Tan Zhi quietly approached, standing behind Kumakichi and Tuumi respectively.
Brother Jue was already mentally prepared… as long as he detected the slightest hint of Kumakichi doing something stupid, he would immediately stop him.
"So, this is Phantom Thief BeArs_eye's pre-crime notice card…" Tuumi first flipped the card over to look at the back, confirming that it was blank, before flipping it back to the front and examining it carefully.
The notice card was roughly divided into two parts: the upper and left sides of the card could be considered the upper part, where a rectangle and a right-angled triangle area were painted light blue respectively. The upper part was written in a rather conspicuous and large English font--"BeArs_eye," while the left side was painted with an orange, rather simple design of a bear head logo (hexagonal head, two semi-circular ears, one eye open and one closed, and a round little nose).
The remaining… the trapezoidal area in the lower right corner of the card can be regarded as the lower part. There, five or six lines of words were written crookedly from top to bottom, the content being:
[To Myaami-chan~
I will be visiting tonight,
To take some things.
Number one wish: Underwear.
Number two wish: Clothes or stationery, etc.
Number three wish: If there are no items above, then use other things to replace them.]
"This guy…" Feng Bujue stood on tiptoe, peering over Tuumi's shoulder, squinting at the contents of the card, and thought, "It's still a bit too obvious… luckily… he wasn't stupid enough to write his name on it this time…"
"It's written in such detail," Tuumi said, after reading the contents of the card, holding the card in one hand and stroking her chin with the other, "Hmm… Why does this BeArs_eye guy… have to make a pre-crime notice for his crimes?"
Kumakichi replied with a straight face, "Presumably it's because… seeing the victim look worried will make him very happy… he's simply an unforgivable villain!"
"You shameless bastard…" Even Xiao Tan was cursing in his heart, "You're basically describing your own inner thoughts, aren't you… and you yourself know that it's scumbag behavior?"
He now really regretted why he had shared food with Kumakichi earlier. Whether it was out of an instinctive mutual appreciation between two submissive people, or out of sympathy for a cute anthropomorphic cartoon animal… Xiao Tan felt like he had been deceived…
"Speaking of which…" Tuumi frowned slightly, staring at the card for a few more seconds, and commented, "This illustration is really disgusting… there's no sense of beauty at all, it's simply ugly… how dare he even mail this kind of thing?"
"Eh?" Kumakichi's expression changed drastically upon hearing this. He seemed to have suffered a considerable blow and said resentfully, "This is my self-…"
*Gasp*—lala…ah…"
Before Kumakichi could even begin to say the word "confidence," two cat paws had already appeared on either side of his head. Just as he was about to say the crucial part, "This is my masterpiece," Feng Bujue stuck two cat fingers into his mouth, forcibly pulling at the sides of his cheeks, causing air to leak from his mouth, making it impossible for him to enunciate.
"What are you doing? Cat-Saburo." Tuumi asked, looking at Brother Jue with a strange expression.
"Ah… haha, it's nothing." Feng Bujue smiled, "I suddenly wanted to play a prank, hehe…" As he spoke, he still had no intention of taking his fingers out of Kumakichi's mouth.
"Is it really fun to stick your fingers into that perverted bear's mouth?" Tuumi continued, "Maybe you'll get perverted attributes if you get his saliva on you."
"Eh?" Kumakichi could still make this sound with his mouth shape.
"Oh… I almost forgot, you also have a history of voyeurism and violence." Tuumi paused for two seconds and then said, "Maybe you're already a pervert."
"Yeah, yeah, it's hard to say… hahahaha…" Feng Bujue accepted Tuumi's poisonous tongue attack with a deadpan tone (usually referring to interpreting dialogue with a lack of emotional investment), and returned it with four flat, fake-sounding laughs that couldn't be faker.
While laughing, he winked at Xiao Tan. The latter understood and took a step towards him, assisting him in dragging Kumakichi away…
Although Tuumi and Myaami found the three boys' behavior a little strange, this was elementary school after all… meaningless brawls between boys were a common occurrence. Therefore, they had no intention of stopping them and just continued to study the pre-crime notice card.
…………
Two minutes later…
Feng Bujue and Wang Tan Zhi dragged Kumakichi to the school's men's restroom.
At this time, there was no one else in the restroom, only the three of them.
"W-what are you going to do?" Kumakichi looked at Cat-Saburo and Hayabusa-Taro in front of him with a face full of sweat, "Are you going to fight me?"
"I'm not going to beat around the bush with you…" Feng Bujue did not answer the other party's question, he went straight to the point and asked, "Kumakichi-kun, the Phantom Thief BeArs_eye… is you, isn't it?"
"Eh?" Kumakichi took half a step back, "N-no, that's not it, I already said it wasn't me."
"Don't worry, we won't expose you." Brother Jue replied with a smile, "We're not going to call the police either…" As he said this, he turned his head to look at Xiao Tan and said, "Right? Hayabusa-Taro."
"Ah? Ah… that's right." Xiao Tan seemed a little absent-minded.
At this moment, he was also silently analyzing the current situation in his mind: "Since the system prompt and scene transition haven't arrived yet, it means that this [Phantom Thief BeArs_eye] incident hasn't ended. How should we deal with it next… do we have to wait until night and ambush Kumakichi near Myaami's house? Also… after the last main quest failed, the system didn't give us a 'one-hour rest period,' was I wrong from the beginning, or did the system cancel this rest period after the difficulty was increased…"