Hatred can truly blind a person, and this saying could not be more fitting for Wu Kun.
Wu Kun had no idea what it meant for Ling Tian to be seated below.
So, he flicked the cape behind his armor and drew the treasured sword from its gem-encrusted scabbard.
In an instant, Wu Kun became the focus of the entire auction hall. He twirled the sword, a truly majestic and arrogant display.
Except for Ling Tian, no one else noticed Wu Kun’s provocative gaze sweeping over Ling Tian.
Ling Tian hadn't expected this somewhat chuunibyou fellow to dare provoke him!
The organizers also hadn't anticipated Wu Kun's sudden move. However, his display did create a stir, with many guests’ eyes shining brightly, ready to bid for the armor, a rare top-tier collectible.
After showing off in front of Ling Tian, Wu Kun turned, sheathed his sword, covered it with his cape, and continued his display on the stage.
Wu Kun felt immensely pleased with his successful display of arrogance, but he had no idea that Ling Tian had no intention of letting him off the hook!
The moment Wu Kun turned, Ling Tian activated his thoughts. The sword, covered by the cape, suddenly vanished, taken into Ling Tian’s Spiritual Realm space.
Simultaneously, Ling Tian extended two fingers, his true essence transforming into invisible sword qi, which shot towards Wu Kun several meters away!
Although Wu Kun was wearing armor, it offered almost no obstruction to Ling Tian.
The invisible true qi pierced Wu Kun's body. Wu Kun felt a slight pain and a shiver, but nothing else.
These two streams of true qi, upon entering Wu Kun's body, directly burrowed into his intestines and began to take effect.
Wu Kun had only taken a few steps when he suddenly felt his stomach and intestines rumbling.
At first, he paid it no mind. He hadn't even eaten lunch in preparation for this showcase and assumed he was just hungry.
After walking a few more steps, his stomach and intestines began to churn violently.
Wu Kun felt an unbearable cramping pain in his gut.
The intense churning of his stomach and intestines accelerated the downward movement of food residue within him. Even more critically, this food residue produced a large amount of gas.
And this armor was full-body armor, with the entire lower half of the armor being a single piece. This gas, seeping through the gaps in the lower half of the armor, kept escaping, emitting very peculiar, sharp sounds.
Soon, everyone around was drawn by the strange noises, their gazes fixed on the source of the sound.
Under their stares, Wu Kun became even more flustered. At this moment, his stomach and intestines churned more violently, and the continuous farts erupted like a machine gun, unstoppable!
At the scene were several artists who had crafted the armor. They were present at the auction, hoping this armor, which represented their hard work, would fetch an astronomical price and set a benchmark in the industry.
But now, this detestable fellow in the armor was farting, which was nothing short of an insult to this work of art!
"Quickly get this damned fellow off the stage and remove my creation from him!" Master Simon, one of the creators, was almost furious.
The auction company also did not want this situation to occur. Two staff members immediately stepped forward and grabbed Wu Kun.
However, the armor was heavy, and combined with Wu Kun's weight, the two staff members couldn't budge him. Most importantly, Wu Kun wasn't moving at all.
At this moment, Wu Kun's legs were clamped tightly together, his thigh muscles tensed as he tried to control his sphincter.
However, some things, once they want to come out, cannot be stopped!
"Pfft... Squeak... Pfft... Squeak..."
A series of continuous farts escaped from the armor's seams, the sounds like a suona, becoming increasingly rapid and piercing.
Even more critically, those within several meters of Wu Kun could smell a pungent stench.
Finally, under the relentless onslaught of farts, Wu Kun could no longer hold it in. The food residue from his dinner the previous night was expelled with great force.
At that moment, the stench exploded, and almost everyone watched with wide eyes as yellowish liquid dripped onto the ground from the seams of the lower half of the armor.
"Boom..." The scene instantly erupted. Some were laughing so hard their stomachs hurt and they could barely breathe, while more people pinched their noses and rushed out of the auction hall.
The entire auction hall was in disarray, and a perfectly good auction was thus brought to a halt.
However, the most excited at this moment were the media reporting on the event.
Tian Chang Pavilion invited a large number of media outlets to report on its annual auctions for publicity. Especially when a certain item fetched an astronomical price, it was something the media eagerly anticipated.
This golden armor was one of the focal points for the media at this auction.
The media expected this item to fetch a sky-high price, so they had already set up their cameras and equipment. As it turned out, they didn't get the record-breaking item, but they did get even more explosive news.
A top popular young idol had farted and defecated at the country's premier auction!
What was even more critical was that he was wearing a priceless, top-tier golden armor worth hundreds of millions.
With this single incident, the entire artifact was ruined. Unless it was melted down and remade, this armor had truly achieved eternal infamy!
Finally, after a period of chaos, auction company staff entered and escorted all guests out of the auction hall.
Staff members came and awkwardly helped Wu Kun remove the armor.
As for the jewelry masters who had crafted the armor, two of them experienced a sudden spike in blood pressure and fainted on the spot, requiring immediate medical attention.
Another two grabbed chairs and attempted to rush at Wu Kun to fight him, but they were barely restrained by the staff.
Finally, the armor was removed. Looking at the soiled armor, the masters were on the verge of tears.
At this point, they discovered a new problem: the matching sword for the armor had disappeared!
Although the armor was ruined, the golden sword was also a top-tier work of art.
Selling the sword separately could still fetch an astronomical sum, but now, the sword was gone!
No one at the scene had noticed when the sword had disappeared!
The auction company began reviewing surveillance footage, watching it repeatedly. The last time the sword appeared was when Wu Kun was brandishing it to show off.
After he finished his swordplay and sheathed it, it was covered by his cape, and from then on, no one saw the sword again!