Shangguan Fang'er, not understanding what was happening, withdrew from the room and hid in the small garden. She then saw Xiao Junbao carrying the old wet nurse towards the Emperor's sleeping quarters.
"He's not thinking of letting the old wet nurse serve the dog emperor, is he?" Shangguan Fang'er wondered.
As it turned out, Xiao Junbao was indeed thinking that.
He had given the old wet nurse a potent aphrodisiac, which would take effect in moments.
At that time, the old wet nurse would become unrecognizable and disoriented, with only intercourse to detoxify her.
Since Emperor Ming was lustful, Xiao Junbao decided to satisfy him completely today.
Outside the sleeping quarters, there was no one. It was quiet, and even the palace maids who were sweeping had been dismissed by Emperor Ming.
He disliked being disturbed when he was engaged in important matters.
This also provided Xiao Junbao with the perfect opportunity.
Inside the chamber, Emperor Ming was as anxious as a monkey. He picked up a wine bowl and took a large gulp, complaining, "Why hasn't the person been sent over yet? This dawdling is unacceptable..."
If he waited any longer, dawn would break.
The fire in his abdomen burned fiercely, making Emperor Ming's entire body hot, his eyes already hazy.
Just as he was about to personally carry Shangguan Fang'er over, the door to the chamber was suddenly knocked upon.
"Knock, knock, knock!~"
Emperor Ming's eyes lit up. He hurried to the door, excitedly asking, "Has the person been brought?"
Tonight, he was determined to make Fang'er forget herself in pleasure.
"Your Majesty, Princess Fang'er has been brought, but before she enters, please Your Majesty extinguish the lights in the room..." the person outside requested.
Emperor Ming: "???"
Why would they want the lights out for no reason?
Was Princess Fang'er, who was as beautiful as a celestial being, not to be seen?
"Your Majesty, Princess Fang'er is naturally quite shy. Besides, isn't it embarrassing to do such things with the lights on? So, Your Majesty should just extinguish them..."
Emperor Ming agreed without a second thought, "Alright, alright, I'll extinguish the lights now!~"
With that, he rushed to the table and blew out the candles and oil lamps in the room.
"The lights are out. Can I come in now?" Emperor Ming asked, leaning towards the door.
"Good, please Your Majesty close your eyes!~"
Outside the chamber, Xiao Junbao was trying so hard to suppress his laughter that his face turned red, and his stomach began to cramp.
He patted the old wet nurse's face, then took out an embroidery needle and forcefully pricked her. With a yelp of pain, the old wet nurse suddenly woke up.
Emperor Ming was startled. As he pushed the chamber door open, a dark figure rushed in.
Xiao Junbao, being sensible, closed the door and then, with a whoosh, leaped onto the roof, lifted a tile, and sat down to watch the show.
"Princess Fang'er, you, you've become so robust!" Emperor Ming asked with curiosity.
She was as strong as a bear.
In the darkness, he couldn't see "Shangguan Fang'er's" face. He only heard her grunting incessantly, like a sow in heat, which was quite frightening.
The old wet nurse's medicine had taken effect, and she had lost all reason.
Upon seeing the man before her, she wanted to devour him whole.
"Fang'er, you... you don't need to rush. Shall we go to the bed?" Emperor Ming said fearfully.
He was perplexed. Shangguan Fang'er had appeared to be a chaste and virtuous woman during the day, so why had she become so wild at night?
"Come, come!~"
The old wet nurse grinned foolishly and, while Emperor Ming wasn't paying attention, picked him up.
With a 'crack,' Emperor Ming's old face turned red from being squeezed, feeling as if several of his ribs had broken.
"You, let go of me, cough, cough, I, I can't breathe!~" Emperor Ming cried out in pain.
"No, you should pamper me well today..." the old wet nurse said with a doting expression.
On the roof, Xiao Junbao, clutching his stomach, was about to burst with laughter.
Oh my, these two were so amusing; it was more entertaining than reading a joke book.
"Haha, hahaha!~" Xiao Junbao wiped away tears of laughter and leaned down to continue observing.
Emperor Ming was unable to move in the old wet nurse's embrace. He wanted to break free, but his strength was insufficient.
Just then, a beam of moonlight shone through the window, illuminating the old wet nurse's face.
That old face, with its trembling flesh and plump, greasy texture, gradually enlarged before Emperor Ming's eyes. He was suddenly startled, breaking out in a cold sweat.
"You, you, you... you are outrageous! How dare you trespass into my sleeping quarters! This is simply lawless!~"
Emperor Ming roared angrily, as if struck by lightning, and felt completely unwell. "Guards, Eunuch Jiang, where are you? Hurry and come in, carry this old thing out, and beat her to death with sticks..."
He had felt something was amiss when this old woman first entered.
How could a principled woman like Shangguan Fang'er throw herself at him?
Moreover, she was so delicate; she couldn't possibly hold him so tightly that he couldn't break free.
Unexpectedly, Emperor Ming roared several times, but there was no response from outside the door.
He then remembered that he had dismissed the guards and Eunuch Jiang. The sleeping quarters were empty, and not even a fly dared to fly in.
"You, you're infuriating me, let go, let go!~" Emperor Ming's temples throbbed.
The lust-muddled old wet nurse not only didn't let go but instead picked Emperor Ming up horizontally and then, with a 'whoosh,' threw him onto the bed.
"My little darling, don't move, here I come!"
The old wet nurse shed her outer garment and pounced, sitting on Emperor Ming's waist.
Her large frame seemed to press down like Mount Tai, blocking out the moonlight, leaving only a sinister, mischievous old face.
As soon as she sat down, the entire imperial bed let out a 'creaking' sound. Even the fine pine wood couldn't withstand such pressure.
Then, with another 'crack,' the bed's crossbeam broke, and the two of them fell, their bodies swaying as they collapsed.
"Stop, stop, stop, you old witch! I'll kill you! I'll flay you alive and grind your bones to dust!~" Emperor Ming roared, closing his eyes.
But the old wet nurse didn't care at all. Her strength was great, and her weight was substantial, subduing Emperor Ming completely.
"Darling, don't shout, you'll attract people!~" the old wet nurse winked at him.
"Ugh!"
Emperor Ming gagged, almost throwing up his dinner.
He had been on the throne for so long, but he had never encountered anyone so disgusting.
In an open space outside the imperial palace, a large group of palace maids and eunuchs had gathered.
Hearing the sounds of howling, Eunuch Jiang twitched his mouth, "They're really going at it!~"
"Chief Eunuch Jiang, I hear the commotion doesn't seem normal. Should we go and check?" a guard asked, feeling uneasy.
"Check what?" Eunuch Jiang glared at him. "Didn't His Majesty say that no one is allowed to disturb him? Those who disobey will be killed without mercy..."
Upon hearing this, the guards exchanged glances and dared not speak further.
Meanwhile, Xiao Junbao, having had his fill of the spectacle, had already jumped down from the roof and, taking Shangguan Fang'er with him, secretly left the palace.