Bu Yi broke out in a cold sweat, a million thoughts racing through his mind.
Why was he being targeted by this little boy? Who had he offended?
"L-little friend, can we discuss something?" Bu Yi looked up, cautiously at Jie Kong.
Jie Kong raised an eyebrow and glanced back at Bu Yi. "What do you want to discuss? And don't call me little friend, I don't like that term..."
Being called that made him feel childish.
Bu Yi rubbed his backside and smiled obsequiously, "Then... how about I call you handsome young man!~"
Little Jie Kong nodded slightly, grudgingly accepting the new address.
"Handsome young man, if you let this brother go, I'll buy you lots and lots of candied hawthorns. Whatever you want, I'll satisfy you, okay?" Bu Yi began to deploy his sweet talk.
Little Jie Kong frowned slightly, looking disdainful. "Buy so many candied hawthorns, are you trying to ruin my teeth?"
Hmph, so self-important, just because he had a bit of money...
The silver my master has, your study couldn't hold it all. What are you showing off for?
Bu Yi's expression faltered, and he waved his hands repeatedly. "Handsome young man, I, I didn't mean it like that!~"
"Then what do you mean?" Little Jie Kong was losing patience.
"I, I, I..."
"Spare me the 'I's, hurry up and go!~"
Little Jie Kong grabbed Bu Yi by the collar and dragged him away.
After another round of rough treatment, just as Bu Yi's backside was about to smoke, Little Jie Kong gave a slight push, and Bu Yi was 'whooshed' into the air...
"Ahhh, help!~"
After a pig-like scream, Bu Yi landed with a 'splat' in a pigsty.
The sleeping sow and boar were woken up and grunted as they shuffled towards Bu Yi...
The pigsty was covered in pig dung, reeking of an indescribable odor.
As fate would have it, Bu Yi landed directly on a large pile of pig feces, his pristine white robe smeared with sticky excrement...
"Oh, heavens, I'm a germaphobe, I, I can't live like this!~" Bu Yi wailed, feeling utterly despairing.
Little Jie Kong stood outside the fence, arms crossed. "Then you can go and die, no one is stopping you!"
"No, handsome young man, what grudge do I have against you? Why are you doing this to me?" Bu Yi asked frantically.
As soon as he spoke, a sow that had just given birth, startled by his voice, nudged him in the chest...
"Ouch! Bang!"
"Ah! Get away, you stupid pig, get away from me..."
Bu Yi screamed until his voice was hoarse, thrown headfirst and completely covered in pig dung.
Sows became particularly irritable after giving birth. If a stranger entered their pen, it was inevitable they would be nudged.
Seeing more sows charging towards him, Bu Yi scrambled to the fence and knelt before Little Jie Kong. "H-handsome young man, what did I do wrong? Just tell me directly, and I'll change, okay?"
If he got nudged any further, he'd be trampled to death by the pigs...
Little Jie Kong's face was filled with a devilish grin. He looked at Bu Yi and said, "What bad things have you been doing lately? Tell me, or else I'll throw you into the bull pen and let the bull gore you to death, hmph!~"
Bu Yi: "..."
Good heavens, this little brat, not old but so wicked.
The fighting power of a bull was not on the same level as a sow. His small frame would be sent flying with a single thrust...
"I, I, I slept with Magistrate Zhou's wife a few days ago, and after that, I abandoned her!" Bu Yi mumbled.
Little Jie Kong: "..."
Who wants to hear about your dirty laundry.
"Anything else?"
"And, and there was a customer at the restaurant who was being picky about everything. In a fit of anger, I secretly had his leg broken!~"
Little Jie Kong: "..."
You've done quite a few bad things.
"Get to the point!" Little Jie Kong shouted in his tender voice.
Bu Yi trembled, biting his lip. "Handsome young man, you mean the matter in Dashui Village, right?"
"You know, and you still ask!" Little Jie Kong narrowed his eyes. "I heard you went to ask Sister Xi Tian for the wine-making recipe. She didn't give it to you, so you slandered the reputation of the Old Yun family. How can you be so shameless..."
Hmph, if master found out about this, he'd cripple him.
Bu Yi's face stiffened, and he slowly lowered his head.
It seemed that little girl really had powerful backing. He'd already been beaten with a shoe sole in Dashui Village that day, and now he was being thrown into a pigsty...
"Why aren't you talking, are you mute?" Little Jie Kong grew angrier, pulling a rope from his sleeve.
If he didn't teach this scoundrel a lesson, he'd continue to badmouth the Old Yun family.
Bu Yi sighed. "Handsome young man, th-this has already happened, what else can I say?"
"What else?" Little Jie Kong swung the rope and instantly tied Bu Yi's waist. "You'll know what to say in a moment..."
Before Bu Yi could react, Little Jie Kong grabbed the rope, gave it a strong swing, and tossed Bu Yi into the air.
Another heart-wrenching scream echoed as Bu Yi, like a tattered sack, landed with a 'thump' into the cesspit next to the pigsty...
The late spring, early summer cesspit was teeming with maggots and dug deep. As soon as Bu Yi fell in, he was submerged in pig and human waste.
"Ahhh! Heavens, oh heavens, sob sob, help..."
Bu Yi couldn't swim and flailed his limbs in the cesspit, splashing feces and urine everywhere. The scene was utterly unbearable.
Little Jie Kong stood on the bank, a smug look on his face, chuckling. "Shit-man, you can struggle here slowly. I'll come back to 'see' you in a few days!~"
"You, don't go, cough cough, puke!" Bu Yi swam while vomiting. "I, I was wrong, I'll never oppose the Old Yun family again, please pull me out..."
Hearing this, Little Jie Kong sighed softly. "Sigh, you're really spineless, admitting your mistake so quickly?"
He hadn't had enough fun yet.
Bu Yi was utterly desperate. "I'm truly sorry. In time, I will definitely bring gifts and personally apologize to the Old Yun family, and I promise I'll never do bad things again..."
At this point, if Bu Yi still didn't repent, even the gods couldn't save him.
Little Jie Kong grunted and pinched his chin. "That's more like it. Remember, I'm watching you. I'm leaving!"
"Then why don't you pull me out!" Bu Yi shouted.
Little Jie Kong turned back, looking extremely disgusted. "Are you blind? Don't you see the ladder behind you?"
Filthy creature, I'm not pulling you out.
Bu Yi: "..."