"Is this little monk crazy?
Sprinkling glutinous rice on her head in broad daylight, isn't that a waste of food...
"Stop sprinkling!~" Little Xi Tian's face turned red with anger, and she threw the apple core she had finished eating at Jie Kong, "You're the little monster, and your whole family are little monsters!"
Seeing that she hadn't revealed her true form, Jie Kong was a little curious, "That's not right. Master said that monsters are most afraid of glutinous rice. It seems you are more powerful and harder to deal with than ordinary monsters!~"
Little Xi Tian: "..."
Thick-skinned.
Little Xi Tian decided to ignore him.
"Where are you going?"
Seeing Little Xi Tian jump off the rock and stomp into the bushes, Jie Kong quickly chased after her, "There are bears and wolves in this area. Aren't you afraid of being eaten?"
Little Xi Tian's footsteps paused, and she gave him a sideways glance, "If a monster can't even deal with a bear, is it still called a monster?"
Jie Kong: "..."
It seems to make sense.
"So, you admit you're a little monster?" Jie Kong asked.
Little Xi Tian blinked her big eyes and suddenly smiled, "Yes, yes, yes, I'm a monster, I specialize in drinking human blood and eating raw meat, and at night I catch children as appetizers..."
After speaking, Little Xi Tian looked at Jie Kong sinisterly, licked her lips, "You look so tender and fair, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, you must taste good. Come, let me take a bite first!~"
Seeing Little Xi Tian's saliva overflow from the corner of her mouth, Jie Kong was full of panic and took several steps back, "You, you, you, don't come over. Don't think I won't dare to hit you just because you're a girl..."
Little Xi Tian gave a 'hmm' and tilted her little head, "Didn't you say I was a little monster? Why did I suddenly become a girl?"
Seeing the little monk's face turn pale and his legs tremble, Little Xi Tian almost burst into laughter...
Alas, you have such good martial arts, why are you so timid.
Jie Kong grabbed another handful of glutinous rice, sprinkled it at Little Xi Tian's feet, then clasped his hands together and mumbled Buddhist scriptures, "The Thus Come One, by means of all characteristics, attained Anuttara-samyak-sambodhi..."
"Hahahaha!~" Little Xi Tian could no longer hold back and burst into laughter, covering her stomach.
Oh my, this little monk is too funny.
Little Xi Tian was almost out of breath.
Jie Kong: "..."
Little monster, I will subdue you with my own hands sooner or later, and see if you can still laugh.
Just then, a shout came from the forest, "Sister, sister, can you hear me? It's your second brother!~"
"Little village child, if you can hear me, hurry up and reply. Uncle and the villagers are waiting for a reply..."
Little Xi Tian perked up her ears, and her heart was filled with joy when she heard the movement, "Haha, it's the brat and second brother looking for me!~"
She was just wondering how to get down the mountain, and her family had found her.
"I'm here, second brother, brat..." Little Xi Tian waved her little hands excitedly and ran towards the forest with her short legs.
Seeing this, Jie Kong stepped forward and picked her up, saying with a dark face, "Xi Tian, I don't allow you to go!~"
Little Xi Tian: "???"
What the heck?
Why isn't she allowed to go?
Do you want to play wilderness survival?
"Jie Kong, hurry up and put me down..." Little Xi Tian waved her limbs, looking a little comical.
Jie Kong pouted and muttered, "You, you're leaving, who will keep me company then?"
In this mountain, you can't see many living people all year round. Now that he finally caught a little monster, how could he let her slip away?
Little Xi Tian was furious, "Then what do you want? Do you want me to become a nun with you?"
Why did she feel that this little monk was getting more and more eccentric...
"That's not necessary!~" Jie Kong shook his head, and suddenly his eyes flashed, thinking of a good idea, "Xi Tian, can I go down the mountain with you?"
As long as he could stay by the little monster's side, he wouldn't be bored.
Little Xi Tian's limbs hung down, with a helpless expression, "Your feet are your own, I'm not stopping you..."
If you want to go down the mountain, then go down the mountain, why tell her?
Jie Kong smiled slightly, lifted Little Xi Tian a little higher, and then leaned closer to her, "Xi Tian, what I mean is, can I go back to the village with you? I'll live at your house from now on, how about it?"
Little Xi Tian: "..."
Why are you so thick-skinned?
We're not related, why do you want to live at our house?
Besides, Xiao Jin Heng is already a jealous person. If she suddenly brings back a handsome young man, wouldn't the brat explode...
"No!~" Little Xi Tian refused outright.
Upon hearing this, Jie Kong calmly put Little Xi Tian on the ground and felt around in his arms, "I won't live for free, look at this!~"
Little Xi Tian was stunned for a moment, and upon closer inspection, she saw Jie Kong take out a small, clean Buddha statue. Regardless of the craftsmanship or material, it was of the highest quality bone china...
"My master said this small Buddha statue is carved from ivory. I see you like collecting small bones so much, so I'll give it to you!~" Jie Kong said with a smile.
Little Xi Tian took the Buddha statue, gently stroked it a couple of times, her eyes shining with a mischievous gleam...
It's really a good thing.
Things carved from ivory are indeed different.
They look very high-class and sophisticated.
"This is what your master gave you, wouldn't it be bad for me to accept it?" Little Xi Tian said, stuffing the Buddha statue into her small satchel.
Jie Kong: "..."
A little greedy?
A greedy ghost?
Little Xi Tian patted her small satchel and said thoughtfully, "But your master is quite rich to give you such a valuable thing!~"
Jie Kong curled his lips, "What is this? My master's gold and silver treasures can't fit in ten carriages..."
This little monster's self-control is too poor, she was actually bribed by a small Buddha statue.
"Really?" Little Xi Tian's eyes twinkled with little stars.
She suddenly wanted to meet the little monk's master...
"Uh-huh!~" Jie Kong nodded proudly, glancing at Little Xi Tian, "Xi Tian, can this Buddha statue cover a year's rent and food expenses?"
"A year?" Little Xi Tian twitched her mouth and held up three fingers, "A year is too long, at most three months!"
A year is too long, she was afraid that the little monk's master would come looking for her and accuse her of kidnapping a little boy...
Jie Kong responded with a weary sigh, "Three months it is!~"
As long as he wasn't bored.
Yun Er Man and Xiao Jin Heng ran over upon hearing the commotion, and both were full of shock when they saw Jie Kong...
Was it this kid who grabbed Xi Tian earlier?"