Lin Hai Ting Tao
Chapter 677 Two Pitiful Wretches (Bonus chapter for 500 monthly tickets!)
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On the way to Melwood, Suarez was constantly laughing. At first, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, but later, although he stopped laughing out loud, the smile on his face was still undisguised.
Plus, Chen Hero kept complaining beside him: "You're still laughing? You have the nerve to laugh! Look at the good thing you did! How could you do this!"
Suarez was so happy—he finally got his revenge and won back a game in front of him! Hmph, you took my attacking core, and I'll pee in your closet! Ah ha ha ha!
Chen Hero was speechless at the shameless Suarez.
"You're still laughing? You even pee upwards..."
"That means my ability is strong!"
"You must be having a wet dream!"
Being scolded by Chen Hero didn't affect Suarez's good mood at all. In any case, he felt like he had won! He estimated that he was the only one in the whole team who could pee in Chen Hero's closet.
The two kept bickering in the car, and soon they arrived at Melwood.
At this time, Suarez realized—they had so much fun at the nightclub last night, but they were on time for training today and not late!
After getting up, he had been completely focused on the peeing incident and didn't realize until now that they hadn't been late for training because they were out late at a nightclub... But if Chen Hero hadn't come to wake him up, he would have definitely slept in.
He suddenly stopped laughing.
Was this a coincidence? Or was this how they always were?
Not only Chen Hero, but he also saw Martin Škrtel and Adam Johnson in the locker room. They were both on time and greeted him when they saw him.
However, after seeing the two of them, Suarez put the little surprise in his heart behind him. He decided to tell the two people in front of him about this, and not only that, but he also wanted all his teammates to know that he, Suarez, peed in Chen Hero's closet!
He didn't believe that if he publicized it like this, Chen Hero wouldn't be angry!
"Hey, how did you sleep last night?"
Škrtel asked.
Suarez had a smiling face: "Haha! Let me tell you, Martin! Something very funny happened..."
Before he could say it, Chen Hero interrupted him: "You have the nerve to say it!" He glared at Suarez and pointed at him, saying: "This kid got drunk yesterday and actually treated my closet as their home's toilet, and peed in my closet!"
The two opposite him were stunned for a moment, and then laughed at the same time: "Hahahaha!"
As a result, the conversation between the four of them happened to be heard by Kuyt next to him. His gossip mode quickly opened, and he leaned over, eagerly asking: "What? Luis, you spent the night at Hero's house last night?!"
His voice was a little loud, and the other teammates in the locker room also heard it.
"No way? Luis? I remember you're pretty afraid of your wife... You actually dared to stay out all night?"
"Oh oh oh! Something happened!"
"Something my ass!" Chen Hero pointed at Suarez and said to everyone, "The point is that this kid got drunk and peed in my closet!"
"Damn! What were you thinking, Luis?"
"Hahaha!"
"You're too awesome, Luis, I'm impressed!"
Suarez has an outgoing and cheerful personality, and he actually has pretty good relationships with the people on the team, so everyone often jokes with him. They are used to joking around, and now they are mocking him with a joking attitude and tone.
"Damn it! It's not what you think! I drank too much yesterday, and then I thought it was at my house... I don't know anything!!"
"Luis, don't explain, explaining is just covering up..."
"That's right, that's right."
Suarez's heart was bleeding—he never expected that Chen Hero would say it himself. According to his idea, the effect and meaning of saying it from his mouth and Chen Hero saying it himself were completely different. If he said it, it would be Chen Hero's embarrassing story, but if Chen Hero said it himself, it would become his embarrassing story...
Damn it!
How did things turn out like this again?
Suarez felt very depressed. Why is it that as long as he is involved with Chen Hero, he clearly wants to deliberately mess with him, but in the end, he is the one who suffers...
What a mess!
No, I have to fight back!
"Okay, I was in his closet... Uh, relieved myself! But you didn't see Hero's expression at the time. When he found out that there was... in his closet, that expression was really wonderful, hahahahaha!" Suarez laughed exaggeratedly.
Sure enough, he successfully got everyone to make fun of Chen Hero instead. After all, Hero was the one who was unlucky in this matter. No one would feel good if their closet was full of the smell of urine.
Kuyt even ran up and sniffed Chen Hero exaggeratedly: "Let me smell..."
Chen Hero pushed him away: "Smell your sister! I'm not wearing the clothes from the closet!"
Seeing his depressed expression, Suarez's heart finally became sunny and cheerful—now the two of them were evenly matched again.
However, when training started, he quickly realized that something was wrong...
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Today's focus at Melwood was the smell of urine.
No matter who it was, they all smiled and avoided Chen Hero and Suarez. They avoided Chen Hero because everyone thought he smelled like urine, although Chen Hero kept explaining that he didn't, and chased after them to explain, but everyone scattered as soon as he chased them.
Suarez thought it was normal for everyone to avoid Chen Hero, but why were they avoiding him too? This didn't make sense!
It was still Kuyt who revealed the reason why everyone was avoiding him. He waved his hand to signal Suarez not to approach him, and said with a smile: "Haha, don't come over, Luis! I don't want to get peed on by you!"
"Fuck!" Suarez gave him the middle finger in annoyance.
As a result, no one was willing to team up with them during paired training, and even coach Dalglish found it strange. At first, he thought that the two of them were being ostracized by their teammates, but Chen Hero and Suarez were both cheerful and optimistic people who liked to joke around and had good relationships with the team. How could they be ostracized? Later, when he saw that everyone was refusing with a smile, he thought that perhaps this was a collective joke from his teammates?
However, he didn't delve into it. Since everyone didn't want to team up with them, he would let them team up. In addition, the next game was about to start anyway, so when they went to the hotel, he might as well let the two of them stay in the same room. Putting two forward partners together could further increase their understanding. Dalglish saw the understanding they showed in the last game against Manchester United, and he decided to promote it...
In this way, Chen Hero and Suarez stood face to face.
"Damn! It's all your fault!" Looking at the smiling faces of his teammates around him, Chen Hero was annoyed. He didn't expect that he would also become the object of his teammates' teasing.
Suarez was even more annoyed—why did I go back and forth and end up messing myself and him together? This isn't right!
"What does it have to do with me!" he retorted.
"If you hadn't been in my closet..." Chen Hero waved his hand.
"You were the one who said it!" Suarez put the blame on Chen Hero, completely forgetting that he was the one who wanted to make this matter public in the first place...
"How could I have imagined that these people are so cheap..." Chen Hero spread his hands, speechless and wronged.
Suarez covered his face with his hands: In fact, for him, this was also a case of shooting himself in the foot. He originally planned to use this matter to tease Chen Hero and vent his anger, but he didn't expect that it would end up like this...
At this moment, he seemed to hear someone among the onlookers say: "Luis and Hero have such a good relationship!"
He really wanted to turn around and shout: "My relationship with him is not as good as you think!"
But he sighed, and in the end, he said nothing.
Because he suddenly didn't have the strength to refute his teammates' words.
He felt that since he decided to compete with Chen Hero, every thing he had meticulously done had ended up in a bad result. He originally thought it would be like this, but he didn't expect the result to be like that...
He was really a failure!
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After training, Dalglish announced the eighteen-man squad list for the home game against Norwich the day after tomorrow.
Of course, Chen Hero and Suarez were on the list. This time, Adam Johnson was not on the list, and his expression was a little lonely. In fact, he had known for a long time that he would not be on the list for this game... His going out to play with Chen Hero and the others also had the meaning of giving up—since he couldn't play in the game anyway, he might as well indulge himself.
Chen Hero also noticed Adam Johnson's lonely expression. He stood next to Johnson, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, but did not speak.
He didn't understand why Dalglish looked at Adam Johnson so unfavorably—he didn't read any of the reports in the media that speculated that Dalglish and Niang had conflicts. He now rarely looks at what the media says about him, because he has passed the stage of caring about the media's opinions and views.
He is no longer the unknown pawn that he was when he first debuted at Zenit Saint Petersburg, eagerly hoping that the media would pay attention to him, report on him, and wishing that the whole world would hear his name overnight.
Now, he has entered the stage of "hoping that the media will give him more private time"...
He just felt that Adam Johnson had a good relationship with him, and he also cooperated well with him in training...
If Adam Johnson could play, he believed that he could score more goals, and scoring goals would become easier.
Maybe the coach has his own considerations?
Besides comforting his friend, Chen Hero couldn't do anything else at the moment.
He just hoped that Johnson wouldn't leave after only staying here for one season...