Pig Boss took another solid fall, his rear end nearly splitting in two.
Panting, he said to Wu Tian, "I say, kid, are you a monkey? How can you dodge so well?"
Wu Tian smiled and replied, "Am I dodging? It's just that you can't hit me."
"If you're not convinced, how about this, I'll give you another chance. How's that?"
Pig Boss waved his hands repeatedly, "Alright, alright, I'm out of energy. I'm not playing with you anymore!"
"You're quitting already?" Wu Tian continued to smile, "This is too boring. I haven't had enough fun yet. Come play a couple more rounds with me!"
Pig Boss became agitated, his face flushing red as he said, "Play, play, what the hell! I can't beat you, I'm not playing with you!"
"Is that so," Wu Tian's smile gradually turned grim.
"Since we're not playing, we can have a proper talk now."
"Your little brothers have been bullying my grandmother recently. They even broke the window of my grandmother's house just now. Tell me, how should this be handled?"
Pig Boss was stunned for a moment, then he shouted, "What does this have to do with me? They did it. Can't you just find them?"
Wu Tian shook his head and said, "How can that be the logic?"
"Even if you didn't do it, they are still the subordinates you brought out, and you have to stand up for them!"
"So, no matter what, you absolutely cannot escape this matter today."
"So, you should know what needs to be done, right?"
Pig Boss knew he was no match for Wu Tian.
Although he looked fierce, he was actually quite sensible. So he said, "Fine, fine, it's just a piece of glass. I'll pay for it, and I'll even install it myself. Is that acceptable?"
Wu Tian said, "Is that all? Do you think you're trying to get rid of a beggar?"
"If I broke your window and then told you I'd replace it with a new one, would you be willing?"
Pig Boss became a bit anxious and shouted again, "Then what do you want? It's just a piece of glass. You're not going to make me lose my life here, are you!"
Wu Tian smiled and shook his head, "That's not necessary. Your life is much more valuable than a piece of glass."
"How about this, as long as you agree to my conditions, I'll forgive you. What do you think?"
"What conditions?" Pig Boss suddenly had a bad premonition.
Wu Tian smiled and said, "It's very simple. I heard you're the village bully, right?"
"So, you're not allowed to act arrogantly anymore. You must be kind to others. Can you do this?"
Pig Boss was immediately displeased.
He resisted and said, "No way, what does this have to do with you? Are you going to stick your nose into everything?"
Wu Tian smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I just like to mind other people's business. So I'm definitely going to manage this matter."
"Of course, if you don't agree, that's fine too. We can spar again."
"As long as you can beat me, I'll acknowledge you as my elder brother. What do you think?"
"But I have to tell you in advance, I'm quite careless."
"If, like what happened to him, I cripple one of your hands, you can't blame me!"
Pig Boss quickly raised his hand and said, "No, no, no. What's wrong with you young people? Why are your heads filled with fighting and killing?"
"This is a society governed by laws now. Your ways are no longer effective!"
Having said that, he had to compromise, "Alright, alright, I'll consider myself unlucky today. I agree, I agree to everything. Is that good enough!"
Wu Tian nodded and said, "It's fine, but I have two more conditions. Why don't you agree to them all at once!"
"More?" Pig Boss's eyes widened.
"No, am I the village bully, or are you the village bully?"
"Why are you so unreasonable? Are you bullying me?"
Wu Tian was amused by his reaction and said, "Don't get so worked up. I'm not going to eat you. Why are you so agitated?"
"The demands I'm making are actually quite simple. You also see that my grandmother is quite old. She lives alone, and it's so hard for her!"
"How about this, since you have quite a few subordinates, you can have them take turns to come to my grandmother's place to take care of her."
"If anyone dares to bully my grandmother, you can help out. Is that okay?"
Pig Boss heard that it was just this and nodded, "This little thing? No problem. I thought it was something big. You really scared me!"
"What else? You said two conditions, what's the remaining one?"
Wu Tian smiled and said, "The remaining condition is even simpler. In fact, it can't even be called a condition, just a gift."
"It's the New Year. Are you coming to my grandmother's house empty-handed?"
"You're a butcher, after all. You should at least show some proper gesture, right?"
Pig Boss loudly exclaimed, "No, who said I was coming as a guest? When did I say I was a guest?"
Wu Tian raised an eyebrow and said, "Oh? Then, according to you, if you're not a guest, you're an enemy?"
"I'm sorry, I'm never soft on my enemies. So, since you're an enemy, don't blame me for being impolite."
"Wait, wait, wait!" Pig Boss raised his hand again.
"I finally understand what you mean. So you want to get some benefits from me?"
"Fine, fine, fine. I'm not an unreasonable person. I'll personally deliver half a side of premium pork tonight. Is that acceptable?"
"Half a pig, that's worth two thousand yuan. If you're still not satisfied, then just cripple me, and I'll take back everything I said!"
Wu Tian chuckled, "Why are you getting so worked up? I didn't say no!"
"Alright, since you're willing, I'll thank you in advance. You can leave now."
Hearing Wu Tian say this, Pig Boss breathed a heavy sigh of relief, then stood up and dusted himself off.
He felt quite depressed. What was all this about?
It was the New Year, and he was preparing to enjoy himself comfortably when he encountered such a thing. He was truly unlucky.
Thinking about it, he felt even more annoyed, especially when he saw the defeated leader of the thugs lying on the ground.
He kicked the thug leader fiercely and then left.
And he would probably spend the rest of the New Year in depression...
After resolving these matters, Wu Tian didn't bother with the thugs. He and Zhou Qian took the elderly grandmother back inside.
They stayed there for one day.
The next morning, to reciprocate Zhou Qian's gift, Wu Tian accompanied her to her home.
Wu Tian had a fulfilling New Year, but after the holiday, pressure mounted.
After all, only half a year remained until the deadline set by Su Qiannai...