Chapter 59 Kick the Butt

"Zhi Ruo, do you know how to do online dating?" With thoughts on his mind, Huang He asked directly.

"Ah!" Leng Zhi Ruo jumped, dropping the mouse onto the desk.

"I'm not joking!" Huang He said with a serious face. "Single life is too hard to bear. And you are so beautiful, seeing you every day, your brother-in-law... ah, anyway, your brother-in-law can't take it anymore. I need to find a girlfriend first!"

Huang He savored the experience from last night, recalling the strong and powerful waist, and the thighs that clamped onto his like a vise.

No, he absolutely had to find a girlfriend.

"Oh!" Leng Zhi Ruo said softly. "Then brother-in-law, why don't you find someone in real life? Why online dating?"

"You wouldn't understand this. In real life, everyone knows I'm rich. Any woman I find will definitely be after my money. So it's better to find someone online. Nowadays, the internet is still relatively pure, not so many impostors. If I try hard, I can still find a decent girl!" Huang He said seriously. "Do you know how to do online dating?"

"I've heard... I've heard... people who date online now use software like QQ to fall in love. Why don't you try finding someone on QQ?" Leng Zhi Ruo said softly.

"Ai, Zhi Ruo, we are the bosses of oo, how can we use QQ for online dating? Isn't that boosting others' morale and dampening our own?" Huang He muttered, then sat down in front of the computer.

This internet cafe was not bad. It had Huang He's oo installed, as well as Coral QQ. So Huang He directly logged into his oo account. Just as he was about to start online dating, he found that in his friend list, besides Leng Zhi Meng and Leng Zhi Ruo's oo, there were no others. It was truly miserable.

"Zhi Ruo, do you have any girl friends' oo numbers?" Huang He said helplessly.

"No!" Leng Zhi Ruo shook her head decisively. "Brother-in-law, if you really want to date online, then search for some female netizens and add them!"

"Oh, okay!" Huang He nodded, then entered the search filters: female.

Then he started searching.

Not to mention, oo had really accumulated a lot of female users during this period. A hundred search results popped up at once. Huang He sent out ten friend requests in one go.

Then he waited and waited. After about ten minutes, none of the friend requests were accepted.

"Zhi Ruo, why don't these women accept my friend requests?" Huang He asked with frustration.

"Brother-in-law, even online, we girls need to be a bit reserved. How can we casually add a stranger? Besides, these girls might not even be online. They might not have seen your application."

"Ai, it would be great if there was a function where adding a friend automatically succeeded!" Huang He sighed. At this moment, a female netizen named Xia Tian De Xue finally accepted his friend request.

Then Huang He looked at this female netizen's avatar, interests, personal information, etc., for several minutes, then weakly asked, "Zhi Ruo, what should I say as my first sentence?"

"Just say hello!" Leng Zhi Ruo replied helplessly.

"Hello!" Huang He typed this sentence, and the other side quickly replied with "Hello."

"Then what?" Huang He watched Leng Zhi Ruo again.

"Ask her what her hobbies are!" Leng Zhi Ruo, helpless, could only teach him step by step. A few seconds later, Huang He said again, "She said she likes to read, and then asked what my hobbies are?"

"Just answer your hobbies honestly!" Leng Zhi Ruo said impatiently.

"Oh!" Huang He nodded, then replied, "My hobby is being the richest man!!"

After a few minutes, this female netizen had not replied to Huang He. Huang He sent a question mark, but the system prompted that they were not friends and he could not send messages. This woman actually deleted Huang He's friend!

This damned woman, do you know what you rejected?

You rejected the love of a billionaire boss!!

"Zhi Ruo, she deleted me!" Huang He looked at Leng Zhi Ruo beside him with a wronged expression.

"Brother-in-law, are you really good at chatting?" Leng Zhi Ruo glanced at Huang He's chat history and asked helplessly.

"I'm just not good at dating, otherwise, I wouldn't be single for my whole life and not even have a girlfriend!" Huang He said helplessly.

"Brother-in-law, what nonsense are you talking about? What happened to your skills when you seduced my sister?" Leng Zhi Ruo rolled her eyes.

"Hehe, your sister doesn't count. Your sister chased me!" Huang He chuckled.

"..." Leng Zhi Ruo fell silent. She suddenly realized why Huang He had been single for so long. It turned out this guy was actually a novice when it came to dating. Who knew how he managed to win over her sister back then? Could it be that her sister was really the one who took the initiative?

Just as Leng Zhi Ruo was lost in thought, Huang He suddenly sighed to the sky, "Heaven, if only beautiful netizens couldn't reject my friend requests, and couldn't refuse to chat with me, and had to chat for at least twenty sentences!"

"Brother-in-law, what's the point of sighing to the sky? Isn't oo yours? If you really want to chat with female netizens, then go to the backend and set up a function like that!" Leng Zhi Ruo complained, but she didn't expect Huang He to suddenly freeze in his seat.

And he sat there for over twenty minutes. If Huang He's eyes weren't constantly rolling, his head wasn't shaking, and his expression wasn't constantly changing, Leng Zhi Ruo would have thought Huang He had died.

"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you?" Leng Zhi Ruo asked with some concern. Had her brother-in-law's will been shattered by the blow?

"Thank you, Zhi Ruo!" Huang He suddenly stood up, hugged Leng Zhi Ruo tightly, and before Leng Zhi Ruo could react, he gave her a forceful kiss on the cheek. "Good Zhi Ruo, we might be able to kick Brother Ma's butt within three months!"

Huang He let out a lewd smile, then immediately started packing his things, saying, "Zhi Ruo, arrange a car to take me to the company, and call Zhi Meng to come to the office too. I need to develop a new function within a day!!!"

***

"Everyone, this morning, I thought of an idea that can help us rapidly increase our user base and kick Brother Ma's butt within three months!" In the conference room of Jiangnan Computer Technology, everyone from the development and technical departments, along with Chen Shoufu and Leng Zhi Meng, were gathered around Huang He, listening to him excitedly share his thoughts.

"This is a way for us to truly have the qualification to challenge QQ and challenge Brother Ma!!" Huang He declared loudly. "I call this function, [Floating Bottle]."

Everyone is very familiar with QQ's floating bottle function. However, this floating bottle is not the same as the other floating bottle. The floating bottle in Huang He's mind is fundamentally different from the QQ floating bottle in another world.