"Good thing this demon reminded me, otherwise I would have forgotten to buy a souvenir for Zhang Chao. Now I have one, and it's fresh, soft, and best of all, see-through. Zhang Chao will definitely like it."
Zhang Wei muttered to himself.
Immediately.
Ignoring the stunned looks from the Ghost Kings and the people behind him, he directly video-called Zhang Chao.
After a few beeps, the WeChat video call connected.
On the screen, Zhang Chao was walking down a corridor in what looked like a bathrobe, with a female attendant seemingly following him.
"Zhang Wei, why are you calling me? Aren't you at the Hawaii festival? Shouldn't you have found some Western girl by now, and you'd be happily embracing each other, heading towards some beach rocks to start a thrilling moment?"
Zhang Wei shook his head.
"Don't mention it. The festival was halfway through when a supernatural incident suddenly occurred. Four Ghost Kings showed up, and I'm currently dealing with this supernatural event."
Zhang Chao: "????"
Zhang Chao, walking down the corridor, heard this and his steps abruptly halted as if he had slammed on the brakes. He put on an expression as if he wasn't sure if he was hearing things.
"Oh, a supernatural event with four Ghost Kings? That's unlucky. Then I should laugh... Wait, what did you say?! Four Ghost Kings?!"
Upon receiving Zhang Wei's affirmative nod.
Zhang Chao's eyelids twitched wildly. He quickly stared at the screen and finally noticed the beach dust on Zhang Wei's clothes.
He had initially thought it was from Zhang Wei rolling around on the beach with a Western girl, but it turned out to be from fighting Ghost Kings.
The thought struck him.
Zhang Chao could no longer sit still.
"Hey, Zhang Wei, are you okay? What's the situation? Can you handle four Ghost Kings? Have you resolved the situation, or why else would you have time to call me?"
"Not yet, not resolved."
As soon as Zhang Wei spoke.
Zhang Chao's eyelids twitched again, and he cursed,
"You still called me when it's not resolved? How can you be so carefree?! Are you calling me to leave a last will and testament? Damn it, send me your address, I'll try to contact someone now. See if there are any Great Xia ghost exorcists in Hawaii, and have them support you. Damn it, isn't Hawaii the territory of the Holy See? What are those people doing!"
Facing Zhang Chao's concern.
Zhang Wei felt a warmth in his heart. It was worth helping his friend with matchmaking.
"Zhang Chao, what are you thinking? I'm not calling to leave a last will and testament because I know I can't win. I'm fine. Just four Ghost Kings, they're all weaklings. I can handle them with ease."
[Ding! The four Ghost Kings' mouths twitched. Insulting us right in front of us, you...]
[Host gained System Points +420]
[Ding! The four Ghost Kings felt the host's gaze... You're right to scold us, yes, we are trash, just like your Great Xia's 'Wan Wan' (Taiwan), the trash of trash.]
[Host gained System Points +440]
As the system prompts sounded.
Zhang Chao's voice also came through.
"Are you kidding me? Do you think you're the Jade Emperor? Those are Ghost Kings! I know you have Ghost King level strength, but four Ghost Kings combined can easily kill one Ghost King."
"I don't believe you. Look, your screen isn't even shaking. You're clearly hiding somewhere without moving. Given your current situation, you still say it's easy? The only scenario I can imagine is you holding your phone with one hand, video-calling me, while the other hand is fighting the four Ghost Kings back and forth. Is that even possible? No!"
Regarding Zhang Chao's words.
Zhang Wei smiled.
"Is there a possibility that those four Ghost Kings aren't fighting me, but are kneeling before me, watching me talk to you?"
Zhang Chao: "..."
The next second.
Zhang Chao said,
"You're fucking kidding me. How is that possible? That's even more absurd than what I imagined. If that were true, I'd live stream myself doing a handstand and shitting..."
Before he could finish the word "shit."
Zhang Chao saw the screen in his phone suddenly pan forward. The screen clearly showed four terrifying figures. Although they were disheveled, they could still be recognized as Ghost Kings. However, they were all kneeling on both knees, and as Zhang Wei's phone turned, they all smiled obsequiously and waved at the camera.
"Hello, Lord Zhang Chao."
"Hello, Lord Zhang Chao, I am Akro, please take care of me."
They spoke one after another with forced smiles, their fawning behavior unhidden. The werewolf Ghost King even kowtowed directly.
"I am Od, the Werewolf, greetings to the Jade Emperor's friend, Lord Zhang Chao!!"
Zhang Chao: "??"
Zhang Chao was stunned, his expression indescribable as he stared intently at the screen. It wasn't until Zhang Wei turned the camera back that he snapped back to reality.
It was at this moment.
Zhang Wei smiled and said slowly.
"Zhang Chao, what were you saying just now? If it were true, you'd live stream yourself doing a handstand and shitting what?"
Zhang Chao coughed to cover his embarrassment and said with shock.
"Damn, I thought I had already overestimated you, Zhang Wei. I was wrong. I'm not worthy. You're so fucking strong."
"I'm definitely very strong, you don't need to tell me."
"Get lost!"
Zhang Chao heard this and gave him the middle finger. Now that he knew Zhang Wei was fine, he relaxed. His expression returned to its usual playful demeanor, and he continued.
"But seriously, Zhang Wei, you're something else. You actually made four Ghost Kings kneel. And what are you doing now? Why are you calling me while fighting Ghost Kings? Are you openly showing off, aren't you? Believe it or not, I can make five Ghost Kings out of these four with a single word, hahahaha."
"No, no, no, Zhang Chao, you're wrong. I'm not showing off to you. I'm getting you a souvenir. You said it yourself, right? I have to bring you a souvenir after returning from Hawaii. Now I'm sending you a special souvenir from Hawaii."
As soon as he said that.
Zhang Chao: "???"
"Holy crap, Zhang Wei, this souvenir you're sending is too wild! You're sending me ghosts from Hawaii, and Ghost Kings at that!"
"Zhang Chao, you're wrong again. I'm not giving the Ghost Kings to you. They're so trashy, giving them to you would lower my status. I'm planning to introduce their females to you for a blind date, because you said you wanted big breasts."
As Zhang Wei's words fell again.
Zhang Chao: "??????"
Although Zhang Chao didn't speak, Zhang Wei could tell his meaning from his current expression. It clearly conveyed a silent "What the hell!"
After a good two to three seconds.
Zhang Chao finally spoke, his eyes wide open, and he said with a deep voice.
"Holy crap!! Zhang Wei, you're too... stimulating! Now I understand why those four ghosts looked at me so fawningly earlier. Turns out they all want to be my relatives, right? Zhang Wei, you really are... sending food to the panda family, you're so considerate. You beat up their Ghost Kings and then you want their females. Damn, hahahaha."
"But honestly, aren't you afraid of the possibility that I might actually succeed in a blind date?"
"Then if my child asks us how their mother and I got together, how will the mother answer?"
"Could it be, 'Baby, Mom got together with your Dad because your Dad's friend threatened my family, saying if I didn't go on a blind date with your Dad, he'd kill all thirteen members of my family, not even sparing the dog.'"
By the end of it.
Zhang Chao couldn't help but laugh, pointing at Zhang Wei.
"Chang Wei, you said you don't know martial arts!!"
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