The Alaves Club is located in Vitoria, the capital of Alava Province, Spain.

They had been in the Spanish Second Division for ten years and finally got promoted to La Liga this season.

They had a good start with two draws in a row, barely managing a decent prelude to staying in the league.

Unfortunately, this weekend they have to visit Camp Nou to face Barcelona's massacre.

The players are already prepared to die.

Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, and Barcelona occupy the top three positions in the league table, and beating other La Liga teams is no different from beating Segunda Division teams.

Therefore, this historical period is called "Super Spain."

The club president's office.

Pittman looked stunned:

"Double the bonus for winning?"

"Are you fucking crazy?"

"Can we also crush Barcelona this weekend?"

"A lineup worth millions of euros, slaughtering hundreds of millions..."

"Stop dreaming, our task this season is to stay in the league!"

"Even if Barcelona's coaching staff were replaced by a dog, they could easily defeat us, as easily as crushing an ant."

"Get out... If you can beat Barcelona, I'll jump into the Saduna River with my bare ass!"

The owner of the Alaves Club is known as a "madman" and a "miser."

Being able to defeat Barcelona is not the most important thing.

The key is that the phrase "double the bonus" touched his inverse scale.

If you take the time to understand Alaves' transfer investment and club revenue in the past ten years... you will find that they are really like an ant in front of Barcelona.

Coach Voldarras raised his glasses and turned to leave the office.

He was not afraid of Enrique's Barcelona anyway.

After watching Li Kang's "online teaching," he was even more confident.

....

Celta.

The players watched the match between Barcelona and Arsenal in the tactical meeting room.

If La Masia's youth training director, Rula, was present, he would definitely be able to call out many familiar names.

That's right.

Celta Club, in this historical period, is a 'shelter' for La Masia's abandoned sons.

"We will face Barcelona in the seventh round, let's attack! Their defense is like a pile of shit, we will imitate Li and disconnect Barcelona's frontcourt, and then focus our offensive resources on the ribs, and also the area between Umtiti and Alba..."

"Barcelona's offensive rhythm is chaotic, they can't beat us! We don't need to play defensively! Press up and strangle them!"

"If we play like this, we can also score four goals against Barcelona... no, five goals!"

"Li is so handsome!"

"When I was a kid, I thought he would become a superstar!"

"Stop talking nonsense, you stole his bicycle!"

"That broken bicycle, which is older than my mother, didn't sell for much money at all."

At the same time.

Eindhoven and Monaco were not idle either, their respective coaching teams were busy reviewing the details of the Camp Nou battle.

Both sides quickly came to the conclusion:

The situation in the group of death is unpredictable.

Barcelona is still an unavoidable target!

Li Kang taught everyone how to capture Camp Nou!

...

Camp Nou.

The home stands were a bit empty, and many Catalan fans left early.

Arsenal fans from all over the world cheered heartily.

The night in Barcelona seemed to be dyed red and white.

When the final whistle blew.

Messi could no longer hold on and sat painfully on the turf.

His old adductor injury relapsed.

The Barcelona superstar of this historical period made the fans worry, and the number of times he vomited increased, and he was plagued by major and minor injuries.

The Barcelona team doctor believes that Messi has a problem with his digestive system and needs to start by improving his diet.

The Argentine team doctor said: "Messi is because of tension, at that moment, anxiety outweighed everything."

Regardless of the reason, it is not a good sign.

In short.

Messi will become more and more tired in the next few years.

It is worth mentioning that the name of his documentary during this period is "A Dog Man, A Patient."

....

There are not many Barcelona players standing on the green field anymore.

They rarely experience this kind of game where they are suppressed by the whole field.

Without the advantage of possession, they need to run all over the field to press... The advantage of static passing and receiving also disappears.

Being led around like a dog... the consumption of physical energy is very terrifying.

Iniesta is old, with old injuries all over his body, and he lay on the grass gasping for breath after playing only half a game. Back then... his and Xavi's running data once topped the five major leagues.

Rakitic is still standing there as if nothing happened.

After all, he is an all-around warrior who never gets tired.

After adjusting his frustrated mood, he hesitated for a moment, then walked to Li Kang and took off his jersey.

After several encounters, it was finally his turn.

The flashlights flashed frantically.

Reporters were surprised to find that Barcelona's super worker and Arsenal's No. 10 were actually gesturing... exchanging tactics.

The scene did not continue to be tense, many players on both sides were old acquaintances, and there were also teammates from the national team.

Mertesacker and Mustafi comforted Ter Stegen, who was crying with his head down.

Morata supported Busquets and chatted casually.

"The national team coaching staff is worried that Li's schedule in the Premier League is too intensive, and he will not be called up for the friendly match with the Strait of Gibraltar."

"I'm also in the Premier League, why am I still being called up?"

"Because you and Diego Costa are competing for a position, take the opportunity to integrate with the national team."

"Integration? Li and I are at Arsenal, that's the best integration."

Morata was often bullied at Real Madrid, and developed an "inertia" of not liking to fight.

He was too lazy to think about the national team's affairs, so he left Busquets and ran happily towards Li Kang.

Cazorla pulled Iniesta up and his thoughts drifted away:

'Barcelona's midfield cornerstone has collapsed... If David Silva and I were not seriously injured, we would definitely be able to accompany Li to the end and lift that Hercules Cup two years later.'

....

Humans always have all sorts of random thoughts after experiencing strenuous exercise.

Sanchez is no exception.

After the great victory, the Chilean thigh's hatred for Barcelona disappeared.

He kept pacing back and forth, thinking about how he should express his respect for Li in the days to come.

He dared not and could not even think about scolding his teammates in the locker room again.

Arsenal has ushered in unprecedented unity in a subtle way.

...

The audience's thoughts did not run wild.

"The Gunners bloodbathed Camp Nou."

"There is no eternal kingship."

"The great vision of the Dream Team Four dynasty is as fragile as a moth under the spotlight."

"Li Kang pulled the trigger and used Barcelona's blood to announce to the world that his era has officially arrived."

"A shocking massacre has been added to the history of the two teams' battles."

"As the coach of the winning side, Wenger can proudly leave with his head held high."

"Camp Nou did not favor Enrique, his path of reform still has to pass through a long night... How much further will it take to see the dawn again? No one knows, maybe it will be tomorrow, maybe it will never be seen."

"Congratulations to Arsenal, blessings to Barcelona."

He Wei was very restrained.

After all, it is a group match, maybe Barcelona will qualify and reach the Champions League final and slap him in the face.

Duan Xuan concluded:

"Arsenal defeated Barcelona 5:0 at Camp Nou, and the situation for qualifying from the group is bright."

"Li Kang scored two goals and two assists, creating four goals alone! He has brought us too many shocking viewing experiences! We look forward to his next performance!"

....

Enrique would not have the idea of ​​resigning voluntarily.

After tens of minutes of self-regulation, his face was filled with confidence again.

The Steel Bullfighter never gives up.

At the post-match press conference.

Faced with the media reporters' bombardment, the Barcelona coach said firmly:

"Arsenal is very strong, they invested more than us in the summer window."

"A group match proves nothing."

"I must say sorry to the Barcelona fans."

"Soon, you will witness a brand new Barcelona, ​​we still have dominance!"

He didn't know at this time... the club's office building was being besieged by Catalan fans, and the Barcelona management was in turmoil.

A storm is coming.

On the other side.

Wenger answered the reporters' questions calmly, his tone was easier than ever:

"My on-the-spot command ability is not as good as Li's, and the club is preparing to allocate an extra salary from the coaching staff to him."

"The handwriting is too ugly? Well... I will supervise his homework."

The reporters laughed.

"Arsenal will not stop in the top sixteen this year."

"Our goal is the Champions League title."

"We will make up for the regret of the Paris final night ten years ago."