Dear Gua

Chapter 292 Toffee! (Daily Transition)

Chapter 1 Christmas Eve

On the eve of Christmas.

Gossip news rippled across the internet, its heat even faintly overshadowing the mid-season championship.

《Two Hundred Million Man Dates Mysterious Girl, Juventus Goalkeeper Keeps Watch!》

《Buffon: I was just passing by, damn it.》

《Forgetting Restraint on Champions League Draw Night, is there still Suspense for the Premier League Mid-Season Champion?》

《On the Self-Discipline of Professional Players.》

The resolution of the news photos was extremely blurry, and the white-skirted girl's face was pixelated.

Li Kang is now the Premier League's Great Devil, a synonym for traffic.

The number of comments, reposts, and likes exploded wildly.

-【So Li Mingdeng likes women? How disappointing.】

-【I even shipped his and Havertz's CP back then, un-fanned!】

-【You fake fan, Little Li had a room with Yuzhen in Korea!】

-【Who is Yuzhen? The girl confirmed in the Ginza Avenue scandal is Asuka-chan, which doesn't count as dating. There were two or three other people with them.】

-【The girl in the photo is so short. Honestly, she's not as good as Asuka-chan.】

-【If Little Li dares to date a Japanese girl, I'll never watch his games again!】

-【The two people in the photo are standing too far apart. You call that dating?】

....

Li Kang is living well.

Life hasn't been affected much and remains calm and monotonous.

Sales of his jersey have inexplicably surged worldwide.

Puma also mentioned that the equipment he's been endorsing recently is selling particularly well.

The Veltins Group has also suddenly increased its offer, hoping to seize the time to sign a contract for "endorsed products that ordinary fans can also afford," and urged him to take the time to return to North Rhine-Westphalia.

The advertising theme has also been designed: nurgucken, nichtanfassen!

It's an old-fashioned bit they used before.

About a dozen years ago.

Schalke 04's Asamoah and his girlfriend co-starred, the plot being that he pays close attention to a beautiful woman at a party, only to be warned by his girlfriend: nurgucken, nichtanfassen!

The literal meaning is: you can only look, you can't touch.

But this advertisement gave Dortmund fans inspiration, and since then they have used this sentence to ridicule Schalke 04: the salad bowl of the Bundesliga championship, you are only allowed to look, not touch!

Speaking of the Revierderby... the off-field rivalry between the Black and Yellows and the Miners is really interesting.

...

Diego Costa and Fabregas also made a trip to North London.

The two national teammates operated a ride-on lawnmower and played "bumper cars" in the yard.

Chelsea's No. 4 also brought along his 17-year-old stepdaughter, Maria.

The latter has a lively and cheerful personality and asked Li Kang for autographs on Arsenal's home and away jerseys.

Unfortunately, Li Kang tried to maintain a standing distance.

The shadow in his brain spread madly, and the stench on her body made him unsteady.

The system side effects that hadn't appeared for a long time ran out again.

What's going on?

Even Zhee Fu doesn't have any weird smell.

Why does Maria smell so bad?

Cheek.

It seems to be the smell of Cheek, that little black egg.

In last season's Champions League quarter-finals, Chelsea substitute youngster Cheek hugged him, and his body odor was amazing and unforgettable.

Why is it mixed with Zouma's smell?

Maria felt the cold attitude of Arsenal's No. 10 and was greatly disappointed.

She doesn't understand.

The Chelsea youngsters are very enthusiastic about her, scrambling to hug her every time they meet to express politeness and enthusiasm... especially Zouma, that big French black egg, who always likes to kiss her on the cheek.

At the time of farewell.

Diego Costa took out a letter.

It was a letter of greeting written by Ms. Skaia herself.

The content didn't contain any transfer inducements... it was just simple small talk, and included Abramovich's greetings.

The handwriting was elegant.

The writing was comfortable.

Teacher Berenta said: "Knowledge is armor engraved with roses!"

Li Kang's mind inadvertently flashed back to his trip to Korea: Skaia, over forty years old, whose appearance was not in line with Eastern aesthetics, but whose words and deeds exuded the elegant charm of a mature woman, giving people a feeling like a spring breeze, like a ripe...

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

He's an Arsenal player and can't interact too closely with the management of other clubs.

No reply.

The sun was setting.

He waved goodbye to Diego Costa and Fabregas.

...

A few days later.

The Premier League match day arrived.

Li Kang and his teammates arrived in Merseyside, Liverpool, in the northwest of England, where their opponents were Everton!

Who is the strongest club below the Premier League's Big Six?

Some people think it's Southampton.

But more people think it's Everton.

4:0 bloodbath against Guardiola's Man City, which was playing with fire.

1:1 retreat from White Hart Lane.

No one dares to question the full-strength Toffees with their comprehensive offense and defense.

Why is Everton's nickname the Toffees?

There is a well-known toffee shop in the area, mainly selling various desserts, called "Mother Noblett's."

The shop is located directly opposite Prince Rupert's Tower on the Everton crest.

The toffee shop's female clerks give away free sweets to fans before the game.

In the last century, players were particularly fond of visiting this shop to sample desserts and married several generations of candy girls.

Therefore.

"Toffees" became Everton's calling card.

...

The Arsenal club bus slowly drove into Everton's home ground.

Goodison Park!

Built in 1892, the first stadium in the English League to use an underground heating system!

Its more proud feature is that countless old fans' ashes are buried under the turf, and it is also known as the stadium cemetery.

Every match day.

New generation fans cheer for Everton while thinking of their deceased elders.

...

On the bus.

Mustafi introduced everything about Everton to Li Kang.

"I was only 17 years old that year, and Klopp invited me to join Dortmund! He also promised me a chance to play for the first team."

"I f***ing... refused."

"I couldn't resist the flicker of that Moyes guy, and I joined Everton."

"As a result, I played in the Premier League U23 for two and a half years!"

"Two and a half years, I only played for Everton's first team once!"

"It's not a regret! After all, I also learned a lot here, from a frontcourt attacker to a centre-back."

"Later I went to Italy, Sampdoria... after making a name for myself, I went to La Liga - Valencia, and finally I came to Arsenal!"

Unconsciously.

Mustafi talked about interesting experiences in visiting major leagues.

The 24-year-old German genius centre-back... has not yet played in the Bundesliga.

...

Pre-match press conference.

Everton coach Ronald Koeman patiently answered questions from media reporters.

He's no ordinary person.

"The game will be very difficult."

"Li is excellent, he is the midfielder with the most goals in the Premier League!"

"Like Lampard? He's more like me! As a centre-back during my playing days, I scored more than 50 goals in 94 games!"

"His long shots are also very similar to mine! Shells fired from a cannon! Horrifying screams! A terrifying force that can fracture a goalkeeper's bones..."

"And also the understanding and reading of the game!"

No ridicule or mockery rang out at the scene.

All the media reporters were taking notes seriously.

After all.

Koeman is a disciple of Cruyff, the leader of the Dream Team.

The best interpreter and most loyal implementer of the Dutch total football concept in the early nineties.

He won countless honors in his career, missing only a World Cup.

In the 1992 Champions League final, he helped Barca win their first Champions League trophy in team history.

In the European football scene that year, he and the Milan Three Musketeers were known as the "Four Heavenly Kings."

Everton's big fat coach has every reason to be proud.