【Lived! A goal each in the last ten minutes! Manchester City and Chelsea are my daddies from now on.】

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【I want to buy Caballero and Ederson's jerseys, so touched.】

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【Good news! Qualifying round report: Liverpool beat Hoffenheim 4-2! The Red Army returns to the Champions League battlefield!】

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【The Champions League group stage draw is the day after tomorrow. Are there four or five Premier League teams in the main competition this year?】

Barcelona.

"Impossible, how could we be drawn against Li in the Champions League group stage for three consecutive seasons?"

"How can there be so many groups of death?"

"The feud between Barca and Chelsea?"

Suarez grinned and put down the newspaper.

The originally noisy red and blue locker room suddenly fell silent.

Busquets frowned.

Iniesta hesitated to speak.

Pique took off his shin guards and said decisively, "That's right, there aren't that many coincidences."

Not fear.

It's weird.

Too weird, like Arsenal's "yearly galaxy team" curse, Barca has encountered Super Li in the Champions League group stage for two consecutive seasons.

Messi's expression was calm, and he subconsciously pinched the red, blue and yellow team emblem on his chest, his heart firm.

Etihad Stadium.

Li Kang was pulled by the referee team to take a group photo.

Standing in position, he instinctively reached for the lineswoman's shoulder.

A gust of wind blew.

The golden ponytail brushed his nose.

Almost forgot, the lineswoman was a girl.

Click!

The flash of the camera.

After the refereeing team members hugged Li Kang in turn, they left the field one by one.

Immediately afterwards, David Silva walked forward with heavy steps and exchanged jerseys with him.

"So tired, you made me want to retire."

"Haha, just kidding!"

"I want to lift a Champions League trophy before I retire!"

Not far away.

De Bruyne fiddled with the grass clippings in his hand and stamped his feet angrily, regretting the scoring chances missed by his teammates during the game.

Guardiola looked like he hadn't had enough and quickly grabbed Morata, who was walking past him.

"Do you know how many chances you wasted?"

"You can do better."

"I hope to see your progress next time, threatening Manchester City's goal in a better way!"

The Manchester City coach's expression was serious, and his tone became more and more excited.

The content was all tactical details like "this and that and then that," and he also used exaggerated and rich body language.

Morata's expression was calm, his hands on his hips, and he nodded seriously.

The audience and media reporters were stunned by the scene: Who is the Manchester City coach? Who is the Chelsea striker?

Post-match press conference.

Tuchel had a faint smile on his face.

"This game was very difficult. It's not easy to beat this Manchester City team away from home."

"This is the first time in my coaching career that I have defeated Guardiola."

"Li has a very thorough understanding of the game. He and I can always think alike in many situations!"

"The performances of both teams were excellent, and the competition in the Premier League will be very fierce this year."

"Champions League draw? This year's team allocation is a bit special. I don't have any particularly expected opponents. The group stage may be a battle of life and death!"

The Champions League allocation is calculated based on the team's performance in European competitions in the past five years, plus the coefficient points of the country's league, using a set of formulas.

It's a mess!

It's all messed up!

The various special circumstances of last season have squeezed many strong teams to the back row!

How terrifying is the allocation for the 2017/18 season?

Taking the list of third-tier teams as an example: Barca, Atletico Madrid, Paris Saint-Germain, Dortmund, Manchester City, Manchester United!

Group of death?

Draw with your eyes closed!

You can easily create a hell group: Real Madrid, Chelsea, Paris Saint-Germain, RB Leipzig.

Thinking of this.

Tuchel became inexplicably excited.

BBC studio.

Henry took the lead: "I wish I could become Morata and enjoy the happiness of playing with Li."

Lineker did not show weakness: "My social account has been hacked. Many people say that I am licking Li's ass. Hmph! What I want to say is... what a wonderful ass!"

"A statue can be erected for him at Stamford Bridge in advance!"

"Every time I see him touching the ball on the green field, my heart and the hearts of all the British girls beat faster!"

Hearing these words.

Special guest-Drogba, was stunned.

Are you guys that good at licking?

As a representative of Chelsea, he naturally couldn't fall behind: "Li is a top midfielder. He vividly interprets violent aesthetics. I regret that I don't have the opportunity to fight alongside him."

【Ding, it is detected that Drogba's friendliness towards you has reached its maximum value, and a bond is being established.】

【The legendary star has left Chelsea.】

【Blue bond establishment failed!】

What the hell?

Li Kang looked at the dim street scene outside the car window and suddenly received a series of system prompts.

【Ding! Mission completed: Blue Moon Rising.】

【Mission receipt: Tremble! In the next confrontation, the Blue Moon will capture Stamford Bridge.】

【Mission reward: Manchester City · Dark Gold Treasure Chest!】

The long-lost simple dark gold texture!

A dazzling array of prize pools, spewing black smoke.

【Balotelli "Super Bicycle Kick" module!】

【Balotelli "Ultimate Free Kick" module!】

【Balotelli "Penalty Master" module!】

【Balotelli "Extreme Stepover" module!】

【.】

Why is it all Balotelli?

【The treasure chest is opening...Congratulations on obtaining: Balotelli "Why Always Me" module!】

【Because, I can!】

【What's the name of the second place again? I don't need to know!】

【I won't celebrate when I score a goal, because scoring a goal is my job. Does the postman celebrate when he delivers a letter?】

【Only Messi is better than me. I want to win the Ballon d'Or.】

【They're jealous of my muscles.】

【See this firework? This is my challenge to you.】

The dark gold treasure chest floating in mid-air spewed out billowing smoke.

A jumble of memories swept in like a flood.

Li Kang suddenly felt his brain in chaos.

For a moment, he couldn't even remember the name of his little assistant.

《Two Goals and One Assist, Chelsea's Heavenly King Captures the Etihad.》

《The Great Demon King Rules the Premier League 2.0》

《The Blue Moon is Dimmed, the Night of the Peak Belongs to Li in White.》

《On the Tactical Game between Tuchel and Guardiola: The Balance of Offensive and Defensive Resources.》

《Energy Distribution of War-Torn Li in 90 Minutes.》

《The Summer Window is About to Close, Who are Chelsea's Goalkeeper Candidates?》

《The Champions League Draw is Approaching, Interpretation of the Allocation Situation.》

Li Kang's wonderful moments in the game once again detonated the entire internet.

Soon, Chelsea's new season No. 10 home and away jerseys were also sold out.

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【How Many Seasons Will the Reign of the Premier League's Great Demon King Last?】

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【Li Kang's Deep Defense is Becoming Less Active! But this kid's ball-growing speed is too fast, his passing, stopping, dribbling and shooting are becoming more and more invincible, like a monster.】

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【Li Invincible's Partners: Famous Coach-Tuchel, Genius-Dino, God of Reverse Feet-Morata, Tin Man-Hazard, Showering with Underwear-Kante】

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【Please, let Chelsea draw Barca in the Champions League draw!】

I got home too late, sorry sorry, everyone go to bed early, you can still see the new chapter when you wake up tomorrow.

(End of this chapter)