Opening the car door, he climbed in and inserted the key to start the engine.
Optimus Prime roared to life, and a triumphant smile spread across Fang Er’s lips. After contemplating the gears, he drove the truck onto the paved road outside the mansion, showing off.
To his delight, the dashboard’s built-in player even had various versions of the Transformers theme song.
Turning on the music, the rhythmic beat gave Fang Er the illusion of being in the movie.
Xue Rengui, carrying a telegram, chased out of the mansion and froze the moment he saw the front of the Optimus Prime truck.
Although this vehicle was much smaller than the 797, its red and blue color scheme presented a different kind of presence.
The 797 was imposing, but this one perfectly embodied the meaning of cool!
Hadn’t it cracked the paved road just by its weight?
“Your Highness, wait for me!”
Stuffing the telegram into his chest, he pushed a newly constructed electric scooter from the workshop yesterday and chased after it.
Meanwhile, Fang Er in the truck was lost in his own world, completely unaware that the road was being severely damaged wherever he passed.
He had to stop at an intersection. There was no other reason; with a 9-meter-long front and a 12-meter trailer, his skills weren’t enough to make the turn.
“Your Highness, I finally caught up to you~~”
Xue Rengui parked his electric scooter, climbed up, opened the passenger door, and smiled obsequiously at Fang Er.
“Something wrong?” Fang Er locked the car, looking at him quizzically.
“There’s a telegram from the Western Regions.” Xue Rengui handed over the telegram and simultaneously scanned the driver’s cabin with his eyes.
“Look at you! The key is in there. You can have it for half a month~”
“Take it easy, this thing isn’t easy to drive.”
Seeing his curious expression, Fang Er knew exactly what he was thinking. He took the telegram, pushed open the door, and jumped out.
“Hey? Your Highness, don’t go, teach me how to drive it~” Xue Rengui was stunned for a moment and quickly called out to him.
“You learn by doing, and you’ll have plenty to eat~”
“Go ahead and play, just don’t hit anyone~”
Fang Er, without even looking back, threw these words and then rode off on the electric scooter.
Seriously, he only knew how to drive forward, how could he teach Xue Rengui?
If Xue Rengui hadn’t appeared, his only option to turn this behemoth or make a U-turn would be to store it in the warehouse and retrieve it again~~
Heh heh heh heh, enjoy it for half a month, and when you figure it out, you can be the instructor……
Just as he started feeling smug, he was stunned by the cracked cement road ahead. He quickly took out his walkie-talkie and shouted at Xue Rengui, “Go play on the lower road, don’t mess up my cement road~”
Xue Rengui: ………..
In the Prince’s study, after ordering Lai Yifa to issue orders for the repair of the cement road outside, Fang Er took out the telegram.
“Rubber grass harvest successful, smoke sheet has been escorted back to Shen, Suyuan, Machao.”
He tossed the telegram back onto the table, then stretched out his hands behind his head with a yawn. He had almost forgotten that they were growing this thing in the Western Regions~
Wait a minute!
I’m an idiot~
Fang Er slapped his own forehead, got up, and walked towards the backyard.
Da Bao was bored. No one understood what she said except Fang Er.
In the past few days, Chai Yue had been patiently teaching her some nouns, and with physical objects for reference, it wasn’t too difficult.
“Oh~ learning?”
Seeing the two of them sitting in the courtyard, pointing at the big horn and gesturing, Fang Er walked over cheerfully and sat down beside them.
“Fu jun~ Da jiao~”
Upon seeing him, Da Bao excitedly showed off the words she had just learned.
“Hahahaha, it’s called a big horn, not ‘Da jiao’~”
Fang Er chuckled and lightly tapped her forehead, then took out paper and pen and placed them on the stone table.
“Bao, I’ll say a few words, and you repeat them in your language.”
Da Bao was a bit confused, but seeing his serious expression, she nodded and did as she was told.
The message was: The Great Prophet commands all members of the tribe to collect rubber.
The telegram was to be sent to Zhou Yanxi, who remained in the Americas, but he needed to convey this message in the Mayan language.
He didn’t know Mayan, so Fang Er’s method was to tell Da Bao the meaning, and Da Bao would repeat it in Mayan.
He, on the other hand, would write the phonetic transcription in Chinese characters on the paper.
Chai Yue sat quietly on the side, watching them communicate, her admiration for Fang Er soaring once again.
Look, this is the man of our princess, he can even communicate with the savages~
Hee hee hee hee~
Fang Er didn’t notice his wife’s admiring gaze. He just had Da Bao repeat the message over and over while he wrote and drew.
Finally, he read the content on the paper.
“Cai mo gu de xiao gu liang, bei zhe yi guo da zhu kuang.”
“Qing zao guang zhe xiao jiao ya, zou bian shu lin he shan gang.”
“Bao, is that how you say it?”
Da Bao nodded repeatedly: “Yes~”
Fang Er called Lai Yifa with the walkie-talkie and asked him to take it to Zhou Yanxi to send the telegram.
After Lai Yifa left, Chai Yue could no longer suppress her curiosity and asked,
“Husband, how do you know Da Bao’s native tongue?”
“Want to know?” Fang Er looked at her slyly.
“Mmm~” Chai Yue nodded repeatedly.
Fang Er glanced around, then leaned in mysteriously and whispered in her ear, “I’m not telling you~”
After saying that, he even playfully teased her with his tongue.
Chai Yue was stunned for a moment. By the time she reacted, Fang Er had already slipped out of the backyard.
If he’s not good at night, he’ll play by himself in the morning~
What is he trying to do now, in broad daylight?
What does her man want?
She didn’t know that Fang Er was already filled with regret.
Damn it, why did he have to provoke the system back then? Now, because of it, he can’t even turn in his homework~~
“System sis, come out and chat?”
Back in the study, he decided to clarify things with the system. If this continues, what meaning is there in his life to come?
【Whoosh~~】
A sound of water came from his mind, followed by the system’s voice.
【Hmm~ Xiao San’er, be gentle~】
【Why are you looking for me? I’m busy, hurry up and say it~】
Fang Er was already accustomed to this immodest system, and he asked with frustration.
“How can I sever my connection with Fang San’er?”
【Easy, easy~】
But before she could finish speaking, she immediately yelled out.
【Ah~ be gentle, you idiot, you hurt me!】
A nameless rage instantly surged into Fang Er’s head.
“You stupid system, are you done playing? Hurry up and tell me what to do!”
But these words also ignited the system’s anger.
【Damn it, am I giving you too much face, interrupting me at this moment?】
“Sizz~~~”
【Ding! Deducted 500,000 points for electricity bill~】
“Sizz~~~”
【Ding! Deducted 500,000 points for electricity bill~】
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