Mexico, sunrise.
Fang Er emerged from the thatched hut and stretched lazily.
"Hiss~~ Ha!!"
Comfortable!
His whole body felt refreshed, every pore breathing freely. This feeling was incredible!
He had never felt anything like this before!
"Huh?"
As soon as this thought surfaced, he froze, stunned.
Actually!
"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!"
He couldn't restrain himself and cursed three times, startling Wang Xuance and the others, who instinctively looked over.
"Your Highness, what's wrong?" Zhang Tian asked, looking at him with concern.
"Hahaha, don't worry, this King is fine, better than ever! Never been this good!"
With that, he leaped three feet high like a monkey and ran towards the woods outside the village.
Wang Xuance and the others looked at each other.
"Could the local women here make one ascend to immortality after a single encounter?" Zhang Tian asked, staring at the thatched hut where Fang Er had slept last night with surprise.
Xue Rengui said expectantly, "Why don't we go ask the chief for a couple to try?"
"Go to hell, we can't even understand their words, how can we ask?" Zhuzi looked at them with disdain.
Zhang Tian blinked, then smirked, "What, are you afraid Sister Hua will know and make you unable to get out of bed for three days?"
Zhuzi's old face flushed, "Get lost! Who the hell brings this up again, I'll get into an argument with them!"
"Hahahaha~~" Zhang Tian laughed heartily at his reaction.
But then, he saw that Wang Xuance had disappeared at some point and had already reached the chief's thatched hut.
After a loud shout, he got up and chased after him.
"Holy shit! Old Wang, you're not being fair!"
"Go, catch him, flick his balls a thousand times, and see if he dares to hoard!"
Zhuzi and Zhang Tian also rushed forward. The three of them pinned Wang Xuance to the ground and gave him a good thrashing.
In the woods, Fang Er leaned against a crooked tree, his eyes slightly closed.
In this state, he could not only feel every single hair on his body swaying in the wind but also sense a group of ants below working together to drag a wild fruit towards their nest.
Of course, the range was not large, only about a meter around him.
Everything non-static within this range was presented in his mind!
Nothing had color, but he could clearly smell their different scents.
For example, the musky smell of ants, the fresh scent of wild grass.
He had never felt the world to be so beautiful as he did at this moment!
"Sigh, Sister Tong? Are you awake? What do you think this is, a superpower or astral projection?"
While calling out to the system, he casually lit a cigarette.
But as time ticked by, the smile on his face gradually froze.
"Sister Tong, it's not that serious, I just played a little joke on you, why aren't you responding?"
After finishing the cigarette, there was still no response.
Fang Er's face darkened.
"Sister Tong, iku iku?"
No reply...
"Sister Tong, yamete?"
"Zzzzzz~~~"
This time, although he received no response, he was electrocuted fiercely.
"Bang!"
He was knocked to the ground, his hair standing on end, white smoke rising from his body, and even holes appearing in his clothes.
The intensity of the current this time was unprecedented!
[Damn it, you really think of me as a tool, don't you?]
[How does it feel? How does it feel? Just ask you, how does it feel?]
[Was last night good, or is now good?]
The system's furious voice echoed in his mind, making Fang Er's head buzz.
"Hehe~ Cough! Cough~"
Fang Er struggled to get up from the ground, and with just a couple of coughs, he expelled a large amount of white mist from his lungs.
He glanced at his points. This time, a full five million points had been deducted!
But he didn't care at all; he still had tens of billions left, so deducting was fine.
He sat down leaning against the crooked tree and smiled at the system.
"Isn't it because I was afraid you'd be bored locked up in the dark room every day?"
"I kindly invited you to watch a live broadcast, and you're really angry?"
[Bah! Who would bother to watch your measly few inches of rotten flesh!]
Fang Er: .........
What do you mean by measly few inches of rotten flesh? That's a treasure!
[Go to hell, calling it a treasure, only if you can wrap it around your waist three times would it be a treasure~]
This vicious retort made Fang Er's forehead break out in a cold sweat.
"Are you planning to spit it out from your throat?"
[Get lost! Still trying to be witty with me, do you want to talk properly or not?]
Fang Er's expression changed immediately, his smile becoming fawning.
"Hehe, look at what you're saying, we're all in the same boat, can't do without each other, right?"
"So, tell me what it takes for you to be happy, just say it~"
[It's very simple, I want to borrow something from you.] The system's voice suddenly became tense.
Fang Er was stunned: "My things are all in the warehouse, can't you just take them yourself?"
[Who wants those vulgar things? I want a brain cell from you~]
Fang Er: !!!
What the F*ck?
"What do you want that for?"
[Don't ask, yes or no!]
"Just one?"
[Just one, yes or no!]
"Yes, yes~" Fang Er readily agreed.
He knew the system wouldn't really do anything to harm him.
As soon as he agreed, the scene of the small room in his mind reappeared.
He saw the sexy system lady, dressed in black stockings, gently opening the door, holding a pair of tweezers, and extending them through the gap.
When she retracted the tweezers, Fang Er clearly saw that clamped on them was a sphere the size of an egg!
"Holy shit, is that my brain cell? What a joke!"
[Nonsense, my room is measured in picometers, otherwise your brain would have exploded long ago!]
Fang Er was shocked.
Length units from large to small: meter, decimeter, centimeter, millimeter, decimillimeter, centimillimeter, micrometer, nanometer, picometer!
0.02 millimeters was the precision he could achieve manually.
But now, the house where the system was located was measured in picometers!
In other words, this scene in his mind was the result of infinite magnification.
Thinking about it this way, a single brain cell being the size of an egg in the picture wasn't so unacceptable?
Seeing the brain cell on the tweezers still twitching back and forth, Fang Er asked with great confusion.
"Sister Tong, can you tell me what you need this for?"
Countless cells died and new ones were born in his mind every moment. A single cell wouldn't make him feel heartbroken, but he really couldn't figure out the system's intention.
[Just watch, don't talk~]
The beautiful system replied casually, then, holding the brain cell, walked towards the other half of the system on the ground.
That half of the system was still crawling on the ground like a puppet, its back of the head open, showing no reaction.
Soon, Fang Er saw a scene that stunned him!
He saw the system lady pick up a spoon, roughly shove it into the other half of the system's head, and stir frantically. The pulsating brain matter instantly turned into a bowl of mushy tofu pudding.
This scene made Fang Er break out in a cold sweat.
Damn it, too violent!
But what the system was about to do next was even more wild.