Persimmons are poisonous.

Chapter 685 The Pillar's Makeup Ran

Just as their hearts settled, they suddenly witnessed such a bizarre scene.

Chai Yue's mouth fell open, and they looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

The pillars in the room, listening to the singing, slowly calmed their minds.

Perhaps Hua Niang had sung the wrong song out of nervousness just now.

Listening to the lyrics now, wasn't it a true portrayal of her life as a widow for many years?

Confident, self-reliant, self-respecting, self-loving; a widow living in Fang Family Village for so many years without any gossip, wasn't this precisely why he liked her?

Queen, heh heh heh heh, good!

As for whether this title would be taboo, on this day, no one cared. It was just lyrics and melody, not to be taken too seriously.

By the time the song finished, the soldiers suddenly felt a bit awkward!

Over a thousand people swaying to the music, it was embarrassing to even think about.

Furthermore, the entire process was watched by Hua Niang and Chai Yue, and the few who had initially thought of coaxing Changsun Ling'er and the others home instantly gave up their intentions.

Of course, if they had known the identities of Changsun Ling'er and the others, they might have been scared to death!

A group of dukes' daughters, were they something for ordinary soldiers to covet?

"Soldiers, I've finished singing this song for you. Can you let me go and pick up your division commander?"

Seeing that no one spoke, Hua Niang smiled and said to the soldiers of the Heavenly Fire Army.

"Heh heh heh heh, Division Commander's wife, please come in~~"

Since the song had been sung, the deputy division commander could no longer block the way, so he had his soldiers clear a path.

As Hua Niang, holding the hem of her wedding dress, swayed her hips towards Zhuzi's door, someone inside shouted again.

"Division Commander's wife, our division commander said that calling you that is a bit awkward, so we'll just call you Sister-in-law Hua, alright?"

"Sister-in-law Hua it is. Hurry and open the door, let your division commander come back with this mother for the wedding ceremony!"

"If we miss the auspicious time, be careful that this mother makes things difficult for you later!"

Hua Niang was anxious, afraid that these people would cause trouble again. She couldn't stand the incident with the songs just now.

"Sister-in-law Hua, even opening the door requires an opening song!"

"Sing another one, and we'll help the division commander touch up his makeup. The songs you sang earlier made our division commander cry so much that his makeup ran!"

"Damn it, what are you talking about! Who the hell is crying!" Zhuzi said speechlessly to the few personal guards behind the door.

Only they, who ate and lived with him every day, dared to joke like this. Those outside, even the deputy division commander, wouldn't dare to spread such rumors.

Hua Niang looked distressed; she was truly scared!

"Hua Niang, can you still sing?" Chai Yue, seeing Hua Niang's expression, knew that she might not have prepared enough.

Hua Niang gritted her teeth in anger: "Sing, I'll sing! Tell your division commander that I'll settle this with him tonight!"

After uttering the threat, she once again used her right hand, hidden in her pocket, to press the button for the next song.

Inside the room, Zhuzi flipped up the bridal veil and pointed at a few personal guards, "You guys just keep making trouble!"

"Hahaha, Division Commander, this is a wedding! You won't be held accountable afterward, so you can put your mind at ease!"

"Exactly, exactly. What kind of settling scores can you do tonight? No matter how you settle it, it will all be your pleasure, right?"

The personal guards said with carefree laughter.

The speaker in Hua Niang's left pocket rang out again.

"Listen to me, hand in hand, let's walk together and create a happy life."

"Yesterday is too late, tomorrow will be a pity, will you marry me today?"

Finally, this song was played. Hua Niang felt relieved, covering her mouth with one hand as if performing ventriloquism, and patting her chest with the other to catch her breath.

Just now, she was afraid that another inauspicious song would come out, in which case she would have no face to see anyone.

Changsun Ling'er, who was beside her, her eyes lit up when she heard this song. The accompaniment was more harmonious than the tune Fang Er had played by ear.

However, this song was clearly a duet, and she had never seen anyone whose ventriloquism could reach such a level.

Let alone seeing it, she had never even heard of it. So, she looked at Chai Yue doubtfully and asked.

"Yue'er, is this really Hua Niang's ventriloquism?"

"I don't know. Perhaps the Young Master taught her." Chai Yue shrugged. She didn't know what was going on either.

"Your Young Master knows ventriloquism? To teach Hua Niang so excellently in such a short time, could you ask him to teach this elder sister ventriloquism too someday?" Among chess, music, calligraphy, and painting, Changsun Ling'er was fond of music, so she was eager to learn such ventriloquism herself.

Just then, the song ended, and Zhuzi's personal guards opened the door with smiles.

"Sister-in-law Hua, you can't be angry. This was all instructed by the Division Commander."

"Right, right, right. Deal with the Division Commander properly tonight. Preferably, make him bedridden for three days, so we can have a few days off."

Zhuzi, with the bridal veil back on, heard his personal guards say such things and his face turned green!

"You sons of bitches, not only spreading rumors but also blaming me for it.

Bedridden for three days? Nonsense! With Master Zhu's fighting capacity, would he be afraid of her?

Let's see how I discipline you tomorrow!"

Hua Niang didn't know what Zhuzi was thinking at the moment. She took back the brocade red flower she had previously held from Fang Fengzhu.

The red flower was tied in the middle of a ribbon, with an extra meter of ribbon on both sides.

Holding one end in her hand, she tucked the other end into Zhuzi's embrace.

Then, looking at Zhuzi, she said happily, "Zhu Lang, let's go. Come back with me."

Zhuzi got up without a word, and Hua Niang, pulling him with the ribbon, walked towards the outside, with two personal guards supporting him.

After leaving the military camp and before getting into the sedan chair, a group of onlookers, who enjoyed the excitement, once again requested Hua Niang to sing a song.

"Sister-in-law Hua, sing that Queen song again, that one sounded energetic!" Someone in the crowd shouted.

"Do you get to decide what I sing? Doesn't your Sister-in-law Hua have any dignity?"

Hua Niang shouted to the crowd with a smile, but inwardly she was praying, "Please don't mess up, please don't mess up."

Her right hand touched her phone again.

As luck would have it, she touched the previous song, and "I am the Queen" resounded through the entire venue once more.

Zhuzi was speechless. Wasn't this him hearing someone else sing this song?

"Let's get in the sedan chair, let's sing as we go!"

Changsun Ling'er and the others pushed Zhuzi from behind, and he fell into the sedan chair.

"Lift it up, take him back home~~~!"

Fang Fengzhu shouted to the soldiers carrying the sedan chair, and then, with Changsun Ling'er on one side and herself on the other, they supported Chai Yue. After Hua Niang got on the horse, the wedding procession began to return.

The rhythm of this song was already very strong, otherwise, so many soldiers wouldn't have involuntarily started to move earlier.

Now, even the warhorse under Hua Niang's crotch began to move in time with the drumbeat. The clatter of the hooves invisibly amplified the rhythm of the music.

The soldiers who had just danced the world's first square dance involuntarily started to sway again.

Happiness is contagious. It spread from one to ten, then to a hundred, until finally, all the soldiers from the military camp to the Duke's mansion started to dance.

The wedding procession, thus, passed through the crowd dancing awkwardly, heading towards the Duke's mansion.