Back in the Iveco, Fang Er flattened the seats and spread a mattress on top.
Outside the vehicle, Wang Xuance, Xue Rengui, and Ge Luoyang exchanged glances, then each took two small pills with tears in their eyes.
The Duke's mission was too demanding; it was difficult to complete without assistance.
Fang Er leaned by the window, lit a Jinquan cigarette, opened a bottle of beer, and listened to the rain patter against the banana leaves, finding a unique flavor in the moment.
"Holy crap, what is this!"
Suddenly, Xue Rengui's surprised shout came from outside.
Fang Er quickly got up, pushed open the car door, and jumped out, shining his flashlight towards the distance.
He saw the three naked men. The local women, upon seeing the light, instinctively covered their dark faces.
The problem women later agonized over – what to cover, upper, middle, or lower – found its most perfect answer on them.
But this was not the focus. The key was that, surrounding them, a group of honey badgers had appeared without anyone noticing!
One of them was as tall as an adult's knee, standing upright not far away, its two eyes glinting at Wang Xuance and the others.
Damn! The legendary "Pingtou Ge"!
The most fearless animal in the world!
Fang Er was a little confused. What had attracted them?
"Damn it, what are these things? They almost sent me to the palace just now!"
Xue Rengui exclaimed in terror, looking at the honey badgers, still shaken.
Legend had it that honey badgers possessed an innate ability for "weak point attacks," always sensing their opponent's vulnerable spots.
"Ay, Lao Xue, don't hurt them. They're excellent shields!"
Wang Xuance quickly stopped him as he pulled out his handgun.
Xue Rengui was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses. It was true; with these creatures as cover, it wouldn't be strange if the local women could walk normally tomorrow.
Honey badgers, though appearing docile, were actually fierce.
However, Ge Luoyang was unaware of this and harbored intense hatred for these uninvited guests.
He had finally found an opportunity to bid farewell to virginity, only to have his chance interrupted before he could even begin, a fact that deeply unsettled him.
He picked up a stone from the ground and casually hurled it at the honey badgers.
The leader, a honey badger, was hit squarely. This was like poking a hornet's nest. It glared menacingly at Ge Luoyang, emitting a continuous "Ha~ Ha~ Ha~" sound.
Seeing this, the other honey badgers immediately adopted an aggressive stance.
Fang Er shone his flashlight around and felt a chill. Damn, in the darkness, countless other honey badgers were eyeing them menacingly.
Seeing this, he quickly shouted to Wang Xuance and the others, "Stop gawking, get back to the car!"
To be surrounded by honey badgers during a group encounter, what kind of luck was this?
Firearms could inflict fatal damage on these honey badgers, but as the most fearless creatures in the world, would they care?
As the saying goes, it's not the capable you fear, but the reckless!
The group before them were all reckless existences. If they were to claw at a vital spot with their sharp claws, their future happiness would likely be forfeited.
Wang Xuance and Xue Rengui were fine. Upon hearing Fang Er's shout, they immediately grabbed their female companions and rushed towards the Iveco.
But Ge Luoyang, stubborn as ever, refused to believe it.
"Duke, these fellows have ruined my state. I must compensate for my lost yang energy with these creatures!"
ps: I apologize. It's a busy time of year, and guests visited. I drank too much. I will make up three thousand words at the end of this chapter tomorrow. zzzzzz