Fang Er and Wang Xuance left and flew directly along the route they came, heading for Shenyang.
Along the way, except for meals, drinking, defecating, and not being able to travel at night, they barely stopped.
Only two days later, they were back in the sky above Shenyang.
It was already September. Zhang Bo was sitting idly outside the gatehouse, basking in the sun. Wangcai lay at his feet, occasionally wagging its fluffy tail.
Suddenly, Wangcai got up from the ground. It first shook its ears a few times, then stared intently at the sky with both eyes.
Zhang Bo was a little confused at first, but soon he heard the sound of a propeller. Combined with Wangcai's reaction, he immediately knew what was going on.
So he called for someone to open the manor gate and then went to the back courtyard to notify Chai Yue and the others.
Not long after, the helicopter landed outside the manor, and Fang Er pushed open the cabin door and jumped out.
Zhang Bo hurried to greet him with a smile and shouted, "Master is back!"
"Greetings, Duke!"
The four guards at the gate also stood at attention and saluted.
Fang Er nodded slightly to them as a return salute, then took Zhang Bo by the arm and walked into the manor.
"Zhang Bo, how has everything been at home these days?"
As they walked, he asked Zhang Bo about the family matters.
"Everything is good, everything is good. The young lady can already do things on her own, and the young master chases the old madam's lion every day, pulling its ears. He's very lively."
"And there's a great piece of good news: Madam Xing'er is pregnant. Daoist Master Sun said that the due date is around Xiaoman next year."
"It's the time of the summer harvest. It's auspicious. She'll never have to worry about food and drink in her life!"
Fang Er was overjoyed to hear this. Although this was the third child, he could still not hide his excitement.
"You walk slowly, I'll go back first~"
After saying that, he let go of Zhang Bo's arm, turned, and ran towards the back courtyard.
Dignity?
To hell with it, I have kids, I'm proud!
Hiahiahiahiahia~~
Chai Yue and the others, who had just received the message from the servant and were walking out, saw Fang Er running towards them before they even left the flower gate of the back courtyard.
"Husband!"
"Master!"
Chai Yue, Xiao Qing, and Xing'er's eyes all welled up in an instant, and they stood there stunned.
"Greetings, Master!" The four maids, Bingxue, Yulu, and some other young girls Fang Er hadn't seen before, curtsied in greeting.
"Hahahaha, I've missed you all so much these days!"
Fang Er let out a loud laugh, walked up to the women, and hugged Chai Yue tightly. Smelling the faint fragrance of her hair, his heart instantly stirred.
They had kept themselves pure for so long. Would they still be men if they didn't have any thoughts?
That's pure nonsense!
He walked over to Xiao Qing and Xing'er, hugged them respectively, and then everyone walked towards the back courtyard.
Fang Xin and Fang Xia, the brother and sister, were not at home. They were said to have been taken away by Old Sun for a medicinal bath again.
Looking at his wives and concubines whom he had not seen for a long time, Fang Er waved his hand and sent the maids away.
"Come, come, let your husband check your bodies."
"See if you've gained weight since I haven't seen you for a while~"
The sisters knew exactly what he was thinking. Chai Yue blushed and said, "It's broad daylight, and Husband isn't ashamed!"
"Hahahaha, what's there to be ashamed of? Human affairs are the way of heaven!"
After speaking, he reached out and pulled her into his arms.
"Bad guy, let go of my mommy! Otherwise, I'll have Uncle Zhuzi beat you to death!"
Just as he was about to reach into Chai Yue's clothes, a childish voice came from the courtyard gate.
Fang Er looked at the direction in surprise. He saw Fang Xin riding on Wangcai's back, holding a wooden spear about a foot long, charging towards them.
Damn it~
I've been gone for over two months, and this little brat doesn't even recognize his own father anymore?
Also, wasn't this guy taken away? How did he ride the dog back?
Old Sun, that guy is too unreliable!
But since his good deed was interrupted by his own son, he could only awkwardly withdraw his lecherous hand.
He let go of Chai Yue, called Wangcai to his side, picked up Fang Xin into his arms, and looked at him with a smile.
"Kid, you don't recognize your dad?"
"Let go! You're not! You have fur~" Fang Xin said seriously, struggling in his arms.
Fang Er: ???
What the heck is "fur"?
Just as he was looking bewildered, Chai Yue covered her mouth and chuckled beside him.
"When you left, Husband, you didn't grow a beard. Now your beard has grown so long, that's why Xin'er didn't recognize you."
Fang Er touched his chin and realized that his beard had grown quite long without him knowing.
Hiss~~ This hormone level is quite strong!
He reached into his pocket, took out a Xiaomi razor from the system's warehouse, pressed the switch, and in just a moment, his beard was shaved clean.
Then he asked Fang Xin again, "How about it, am I your dad now?"
"Beibei~~"
Fang Xin pouted and shouted earnestly.
"Hahahaha, my son! Dad missed you so much!"
Fang Er was overjoyed to hear this and kissed his little head.
"Ugh~ So smelly!"
"Ah! Master, quickly give Xin'er to me, he's going to poop!" Xiao Qing, who seemed to have thought of something, took Fang Xin from Fang Er's arms nervously.
Then, she put him on a small wooden bucket in the corner of the yard. Fang Xin sat on it, and soon there were "poop poop" sounds coming from his side.
Fang Er's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot. He looked at Chai Yue and asked, "So, he wasn't calling for Dad just now? He meant he wanted to poop?"
Chai Yue, who was watching, was already laughing uncontrollably. Covering her mouth, she laughed until she was bent double. Hearing his question, she nodded repeatedly.
Fang Er was speechless for a moment. After a while, he gave Fang Xin a thumbs-up.
"My son is awesome!"
A child over one year old knows to remind the adults before pooping, which is indeed awesome!
It's quite normal for children in later generations to wear diapers and run around at two or three years old.
"Xing'er, come, let your husband feel what the third child is doing."
Since the eldest son ignored him, Fang Er's gaze turned to Xing'er's belly.
Xing'er had a happy smile on her face, walked slowly to Fang Er's side, sat down, and placed his hand on her belly, then said, "Master, it's only less than three~~"
Before she could finish speaking, she felt that the big hand was not staying on her belly but was reaching elsewhere.
"Ah, Master, it tickles!"
Fang Er looked at her innocently, "Where does it tickle? Let your husband scratch it for you~"
Xing'er glanced at Fang Xin, who was still pooping, and quickly got up and walked away. Her face flushed as she said, "Master, Xin'er is still here. It's not good for him to see."
Fang Er waved his hand indifferently, "He's just a little kid over one year old. What does he know!"
Fang Xin had been staring this way. Suddenly, he said, "Pee!"
Then, there was a loud bang from the wooden bucket under his butt.
The sound stunned Fang Er. He stared at the wooden bucket under Fang Xin's butt and asked in disbelief, "That sound, was that a fart?"
Damn it, if the little guy wasn't sitting on the bucket, I would have thought someone had thrown a firecracker in the courtyard!
Chai Yue felt like she was about to laugh herself to death. She explained beside him, "Old Sun has been adjusting Xin'er's body these days. He says that the innate qi should not be lost, and the acquired turbid qi should not be retained."
Fang Er: ???
So, upon entering the house, I was greeted by poop and farts?
After being subjected to these two incidents by the little brat, the dirty thoughts in his mind were completely gone.
After chatting with Chai Yue and the others for a while, he got up and walked towards the front courtyard.