"Tsk—I thought you were so brave!"
"Can't even handle this little bit of electricity~"
The moment he was zapped away, a barely audible system voice sounded in his mind.
Fang Er lay on the ground like an idiot, without the strength to even twitch a finger.
The feeling was as if his body had been hollowed out!
His entire body felt as if a mountain was pressing down on him.
It took more than ten minutes before his muscles suddenly spasmed, and then he began to cough violently.
"Cough~~Cough~~"
With every cough, a perfectly round smoke ring puffed out from his mouth.
"Eh~ Master, this is fun, can you teach me?"
Ge Luoyang, who had returned with the gold mining ship to unload, saw this and immediately ran over with his eyes shining.
"Get lost, I don't want to see you~~"
Fang Er's incredibly weak voice was filled with immense resentment.
Ge Luoyang shivered instantly. He recalled seeing some locals here from afar earlier, and then looked at the Master before him.
Hiss~~~~
The Master is this weak?!
He had only smoked two cigarettes earlier, right?
And now he's too weak to get up??
"Master, take care of yourself, I'm going to work!"
He quickly dropped a sentence, then turned and ran towards the gold mining ship.
A man can't say he can't do it. If others find out he's not capable, the best way is to silence them~
Damn it, what's more important, the skill of smoking smoke rings or his own life!
The sun slowly set from behind the treetops, slanting onto Fang Er's face, and beads of sweat appeared layer by layer on his bronze skin.
Fang Er decided he would never do anything so stimulating again.
This was more stimulating than a mouse licking a cat's... well, you know!
It almost cost him his life!
He tried to move his arm, and it was sore and swollen, but thankfully, he could finally exert some force.
Struggling to get up from the ground, he slowly shuffled towards the Iveco.
The few honey badgers watched him curiously, their eyes darting around.
Perhaps they were wondering why the poop-scooper was walking with his butt clenched today?
Back in the Iveco, he started the car and turned on the air conditioning. The cool breeze on his body made Fang Er feel a little better.
He silently opened the system panel, looked at the twenty types of fruits displayed, and casually exchanged for a large watermelon.
Damn it, five years, and this is the first time he's getting fruits!
After cutting it open, it turned out to be seedless. He scooped a piece with a spoon and put it in his mouth.
The refreshing sweetness immediately brought tears to his eyes.
It was just that his tear ducts were a bit out of control after being zapped.
Yeah, definitely!
Serves him right.
Damn it, forget it, can't think about it, that sister can hear me~
Even though the watermelon weighed more than ten jin, Fang Er was already stuffed before he could even finish half of it.
After exchanging all of it, he pressed the poop-yellow button.
Liu Wei Di Huang Wan, Zhi Bai Di Huang Wan.
Mai Wei Di Huang Wan, Qi Ju Di Huang Wan.
Gui Shao Di Huang Wan, Gui Fu Di Huang Wan.
Jin Kui Shen Qi Wan, Ming Mu Di Huang Wan.
~~~~~~
Damn it, so malicious!
He didn't even want to look at what other medicines there were. Given the system sister's personality, he dared to bet that this was intentional!
Exchange, second round.
Sleeve guns, inflatable dolls, sexy lingerie~
Fang Er: !!!
"System, you get out here!"
"You've already zapped me, are you really going to be this stingy?"
"Can we still have a happy sex... uh, I mean, can we still have a happy time playing together?!"
[Go play with yourself, I don't have time for you!]
[Goo-goo~~]
[Goo-goo~~]
Fang Er: ???
What the heck is this sound?
Why does it sound so wet?
"Hey, System sister, what are you doing?"
But no matter how much he called out, the system didn't respond. If the exchange panel wasn't still there, he would have suspected that sister had disappeared.
Gritting his teeth, tears welling up, he exchanged, third round!
Although the system didn't play any more tricks this time, the items it produced still made Fang Er complain endlessly.
Ultrasonic dental scalers, medical B-ultrasound machines, and even a 64-slice spiral CT scanner.
Although they could be used to treat people, someone had to know how to use them, right?
The only use for these items was to throw them to Li Tai to dismantle and play with.
And even then, it wasn't certain if he could figure anything out.
The second page was filled with pharmaceutical production lines, such as reaction kettles, mixing tanks, filling lines, and sealing equipment.
These items finally made Fang Er feel a tiny bit interested.
After exchanging everything, he casually closed the system panel and looked out the car window.
The sky had completely darkened, and the gold mining work had stopped.
Wang Xuance and the other two were leaning against the small mountain of gold bricks, roasting something by the bonfire.
Speaking of which, has anyone ever used gold bricks as a grill?
When Fang Er, holding half a watermelon, walked over to the three of them, he saw a circle of gold bricks around the bonfire, with a skinned wild sheep roasted on top.
The lamb, roasted by the charcoal fire, mixed with oil and spices, emitted an alluring aroma.
"Here, try this!"
He casually shoved the watermelon into Wang Xuance's arms, took out a knife, cut a piece of the fragrant roasted lamb from the grill, and sat on the gold bricks to take a bite.
The blow from the system made the food he ate digest exceptionally quickly.
It had been less than an hour since he ate half the watermelon, and he already felt his stomach growling.
"Eh~ Master, what is this thing?" Wang Xuance looked curiously at the bright red melon pulp.
Watermelon originated in Africa and entered the Central Plains through the Western Regions, but that was during the Five Dynasties period, so they had never seen this thing before.
"Watermelon, it's cool and thirst-quenching," Fang Er said casually.
Ge Luoyang immediately leaned over to Wang Xuance upon hearing this: "Hehehe, this is a fresh thing, never seen it before, come on, Old Wang, cut me a piece~"
Half a watermelon was cut into four pieces with two slices. Ge Luoyang reached out and grabbed the biggest piece.
After taking a bite and chewing for a moment, he widened his eyes and exclaimed: "Mmm~~ So sweet, so crisp!"
Fang Er looked at the watermelon in his hand and had no energy to complain: "Idiot, you bit into the rind with that bite!"
Ge Luoyang: ..........
But even so, he reluctantly stretched his neck to swallow the rind, and then bit down on the small pointed part of the melon flesh.
"Holy crap!"
The sandy texture, the refreshing sweetness, coupled with the hour of cold wind he had enjoyed in the Iveco, the coolness made him instantly experience what a climax for the taste buds was like!
Then, like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, he launched a fierce attack on that piece of watermelon.
It's confirmed, compared to this guy, my reputation as a foodie is weak as hell!
Wang Xuance and Xue Rengui also tried a bite, and this one bite conquered their taste buds.
On a hot day, after working all day, eating such a cool piece of watermelon was incredibly satisfying~
Reluctantly tossing the rind to the group of honey badgers in the distance, Wang Xuance lit a cigarette and then reported to Fang Er.
"Master, it seems like it's empty down there."
"When we were finishing up, there were several cave-ins. The golden mist that was sucked out is now so faint it's almost invisible."
Fang Er was stunned for a moment. Looking at his remaining system points and doing a quick calculation, he knew that this was probably the limit of the Grasberg gold mine.
He got up, put away the mountain of gold bricks, and then said to the three: "Eat and rest early, we're going back tomorrow!"