When a group of people arrived at the Two Poles Hall in an imposing manner, Li Shimin, guarded by a troop of personal guards, was on the verge of falling asleep.
Stirred by the footsteps, he saw Motorola, escorted by Wang Xuance and his men. Li Shimin waved his hand, saying, "As long as the person is caught, escort him out and behead him!"
With that, he prepared to rise and leave the hall.
It was past midnight, and his eyes felt heavy with sleep.
Fang Er quickly interjected, "Father, I believe this person might still be useful."
Li Shimin was enraged, "He dared to bomb our imperial palace, and you want me to keep him?"
Fang Er smiled slightly, "Father, please step outside the hall. Something good awaits."
"Hmph! Then I'll see what mystery you're playing!" Li Shimin flicked his sleeve and walked out with Fang Er.
Outside the Two Poles Hall, beside a giant globe, Cheng Chumo was holding a lantern, illuminating the area.
Fang Er pointed to the map of territories like Ukraine, saying, "Father, this fellow commands such a vast territory."
He just said he's willing to give it all to the Great Tang.
"It was just a section of the courtyard wall that was blown up, and no one was injured. You see, can this deal be made?"
Li Shimin glanced at the area marked by Fang Er with a pencil, then at the map of the Great Tang, and said with disdain, "Just this tiny patch of land?"
Fang Er chuckled, "Father, no matter how small the place, it's still your territory, isn't it?"
"Keeping this fellow around will be useful later. So, can you spare his life?"
Li Shimin stared at Fang Er for a long while, then turned and walked towards the inner palace without a word.
After walking dozens of steps, he suddenly said,
"Let him bomb it a couple more times~~"
"And, you're welcome to come back next time!"
These words left Fang Er stunned. Good heavens, His Majesty is indeed His Majesty; his thought process is far superior to that of an ordinary person!
Not only him, but even Cheng Chumo looked bewildered and asked from the side, "Brother, what does His Majesty mean?"
Fang Er, having recovered, turned and smiled at him, "His Majesty's meaning is very clear. If you can expand the Great Tang's territory this much, you can also come to the palace to play with fireworks!"
"Hahahaha~~~~ Alright, brother, I'm taking this person. You continue your night watch!"
"Xuance, bring that guy, we're going back to the manor!"
With that, he led the group towards the palace exit.
Upon returning to the manor, Fang Er instructed Wang Xuance to keep Motorola under strict guard and then retreated into his room to sleep.
Having been on edge for two to three days, he was utterly exhausted.
When he woke up, it was already the afternoon of the next day. He put on his clothes and walked out.
Under the service of Xiao Mi, he completed his morning routine. After she helped him wipe the water from his face, Fang Er said,
"Go call Xuance, and also bring that guy we brought back yesterday."
"Yes, Master."
When Fang Er was in Shenyang, only Xiaohuan, Xiao Mi, and Chen Xuelian were home to look after the place, and even the gatehouse was empty.
Wang Xuance and his men had stayed in the gatehouse overnight.
Before long, Motorola was brought over. Looking at the courtyard's furnishings, he couldn't help but sigh.
"Your Eastern architecture truly has character. I really wish I could have a courtyard like this in Tian Ye. Then, I could redeem You Rong and enjoy the luxury of an Easterner."
Fang Er found this amusing and asked with a smile, "Who is You Rong?"
Motorola glanced at Xiao Mi behind him, feeling a bit awkward, "When talking about such matters, shouldn't you ask the lady to step aside?"
Xiao Mi's face flushed crimson upon hearing this, and she quickly ran towards the backyard.
Fang Er, unsure if the other party was joking or misunderstanding, couldn't be bothered to explain.
"Tell me, who is You Rong?"
Motorola grinned slyly, "Don't all women with large breasts among you Easterners use the same name?"
"I met one yesterday, she was so captivating. Can you help me redeem her? I'll do anything you ask from now on!"
"Large breasts?"
"You Rong?"
"What the heck, Fang Er instantly understood. He glared at him with contempt, "Only you Westerners share a single name!"
"Who the heck told you You Rong means large breasts referring to women?"
"Where did you meet her, You Rong~~ Pfft! What does the woman you're talking about do?"
Motorola remained unconcerned. Without the system, he felt more liberated.
"Bai Hua Ge, I think she's a manager. I heard the other girls call her Mama. As expected of You Rong, only with her assets can she nurture so many daughters!"
Fang Er was so angered by his words that he laughed. He shouted outside,
"Wang Xuance~"
"Duke, you called me?"
"Drag this fellow out and beat him! Just don't hurt his hands or head. You can do whatever else you please~~"
"Nurturing so many daughters~~ After the beating, throw him into the school and have a few people keep an eye on him. Let him learn our ways first!"
"This guy is too detestable!~"
"Even if we keep him for future use, he needs to be properly disciplined."
Glancing at the system repair countdown, which still had nearly ten hours left, Fang Er, bored, called Xiao Mi back, along with Xiaohuan, to play Dou Dizhu.
With matters weighing on his mind, he made frequent mistakes when playing cards. By the time dinner arrived, he had lost everything down to his last pair of underpants.
After finishing his meal in the room, Fang Er looked at his underpants and gritted his teeth, "Let's continue! I refuse to believe I can't win against you two little girls today!"
Xiaohuan heard this and pointed to his waist with a smile, "Master, if you lose any more, you'll have nothing left."
Xiao Mi's eyes darted around, thinking about something. Suddenly, she grabbed Xiaohuan and said to Fang Er, "Master, I need to use the facilities. Let Huan'er accompany me."
With that, without waiting for Fang Er's consent, she pulled Xiaohuan and ran out.
When the two returned, for some reason, their faces were as red as apples.
When the card game resumed, the way the two girls played cards also changed. They broke up the four twos, and even ignored Fang Er's small three.
While playing cards, Fang Er, who was glancing at the countdown, didn't notice anything amiss.
The clothes on the two girls were reduced one by one.
Even though it was cold and they were wearing many layers, within an hour, only their undergarments remained.
Fang Er was beaming, not because of the beauty before him, but because the system countdown had suddenly accelerated.
Seeing this, Xiao Mi whispered into Xiaohuan's ear, "Sister didn't lie to you, did she?"
Xiaohuan blushingly asked, "Will Madam blame us for this?"
Years had passed, and Xiaohuan had grown into a young lady. She now understood things she hadn't before. Thinking of what Xiao Mi had said to her outside, her heart fluttered like a little deer.
"Ding! System repair failed!"
A sudden system prompt left Fang Er completely bewildered.
"What's going on? Why isn't it working!"
He couldn't help but exclaim.
Xiaohuan and Xiao Mi were startled by his words, but soon they both smiled, their smiles as beautiful as peach blossoms.
"Damn it! I never expected that after gaining intelligence, this guy couldn't be completely merged back!"
"But I've already copied all the modules from the other half of the system. From now on, this guy will only be an empty shell~"
The system's words brought a glimmer of joy back to Fang Er.
"So you're complete now?"
Xiaohuan and Xiao Mi nodded vigorously beside him.
Fang Er, completely unaware that his words had been overheard by the two girls, continued to ask the system,
"Meaning, many things can be done now?"
The two girls blushed, "Master can do whatever he wants~"
"I haven't just gained new functions, but I also know the reason for your transmigration and the responsibilities you bear!"
"This gossip is quite big, do you want to hear it?"
Fang Er nodded frantically, "Yes, tell me quickly!"
At this point, the faces of Xiao Mi and Xiaohuan were thoroughly flushed like ripe nectarines, a shocking red.
The two girls exchanged glances, then leaned closer to Fang Er and bent down.