Returning to Bai Cao Ju, Sun Simiao had already brewed the medicine and cooled it in ice water to the perfect temperature.
After asking the woman to wait in the courtyard, Fang Er carried the bowl into the room.
"Your Majesty, here, drink the medicine~"
Li Shimin looked at him warily, "You, you, you are still going to... to me~~"
"Your Majesty! This is medicine to cure you!"
Fang Er quickly interrupted him, thinking, "This old man, how can he say anything?"
If he truly let him finish, he wouldn't even have a son-in-law!
Li Shimin looked at the medicine and finally chose to believe him.
He picked up the bowl, held his breath, and drank it down in one gulp.
Fang Er sat opposite him, watching him with a smile.
Time ticked by, and after two minutes, Li Shimin felt his head suddenly spin. He pointed at Fang Er, about to say something, but in the next moment, he lost consciousness.
His head hit the back of the chair with a thud.
"Heh heh~ Old Sun's medicine is really effective!"
He opened the door, called the woman waiting outside, whispered a few words in her ear, and then walked towards Old Sun.
"True Master Sun, could you please go in and watch?"
Sun Simiao didn't know what exactly happened. He gave Fang Er a confused glance and walked into the room.
The woman at the door, remembering Fang Er's instructions, felt so embarrassed she wanted to find a hole to crawl into.
This matter was too shameful.
Although she was from a brothel and had seen others do it, if she were the one doing it, with an old man watching, she felt...
So stimulating!
"What did that young man say?" Sun Simiao asked the woman as he approached her, confused.
The woman glanced at Sun Simiao, her face red, and stammered.
"Duke said to help this servant carry His Majesty to the bed, and then~"
"Then~~"
"Then he said to have you stay~"
Sun Simiao heard this and didn't feel anything was wrong. He walked to Li Shimin's side and effortlessly carried him to the bed in the inner room.
He couldn't help but think, "This fellow drugged His Majesty and then slipped away!"
What was he trying to do by leaving an old man and a young woman together?
But the next moment, he was stunned. He saw the woman bolt the door, walk to the bedside, and begin to undress.
After taking off her own clothes, she started to undress Li Shimin.
Sun Simiao quickly covered his old face and asked in horror.
"I~~ what are you doing!"
Once her clothes were off, the woman felt less nervous. She looked at Sun Simiao and smiled.
"True Master Sun, this is all arranged by Duke Anguo. You mustn't close your eyes. If anything happens to His Majesty, this servant cannot bear the responsibility~"
Sun Simiao almost spat out a mouthful of blood. Even if he were dumber, he would know what was about to happen!
He had only said that His Majesty's pulse was not that of a weak person, and this brat had drugged His Majesty and found someone to test him!
And to ensure His Majesty's safety, he had even kept himself behind in case of unforeseen circumstances.
This little scoundrel was too much of a trickster!
Even though this old Taoist was eighty-nine this year, he was still a man!
They truly didn't treat Taoist priests as men!
Half an hour later, Sun Simiao walked out of the room with two streams of blood from his nose.
The woman followed closely behind. After a glance at Fang Er, she fled as if escaping.
Looking at Fang Er, who was smirking in the courtyard, Sun Simiao was furious. "Young friend, you are trying to shatter my Taoist heart cultivated over many years!"
"See if this old Taoist can't beat you to death!"
Fang Er quickly dodged and shouted back with a smile, "Stop! True Master Sun, can't I, a boy, go in and watch this?"
"Where are the imperial attendants? What are they there for?" Sun Simiao wiped his nose and pointed at the courtyard where Li Shimin was staying.
Fang Er explained, "They don't understand medicine, do they? Look, this matter, it requires someone skilled, someone who can ensure His Majesty's safety, and also someone with medical knowledge, so that if anything happens, they can provide immediate treatment. Am I right, young fellow?"
Sun Simiao suddenly felt like he couldn't find any fault to refute and sat opposite Fang Er, puffing with anger.
"Then you can't just scheme against me like this! If you had told me beforehand, I wouldn't have refused!"
"Heh heh heh heh, knowing it sooner or later is all the same. But judging by your appearance, it seems His Majesty is alright?" Fang Er asked, pointing at the room and smiling.
"Yes! My eyes have finally broken their precepts!" Sun Simiao was still annoyed by his predicament.
He had actually watched the woman at work...
"Nameless Heavenly Venerable above, what kind of troublesome affairs are these!"
Seeing that his guess was confirmed, Fang Er began to ponder a solution.
Li Shimin had developed a psychological shadow from the "motorola," and he needed to find a way to explain it.
The truth could absolutely not be revealed, or even with nine heads, "motorola" wouldn't be enough to be beheaded. He could only try to approach it from another angle.
He stood up and smiled at Sun Simiao. "True Master, please rest. I will go in and check on His Majesty~"
Entering the room, Li Shimin was fast asleep under a blanket. He didn't know how he felt about what had just happened.
Lifting a corner of the blanket and peeking inside, Fang Er instantly had an idea.
"Heh heh heh heh~~~~"
"To keep a programmer, I can only inconvenience His Majesty in front of me."
Exiting the room, he said to Sun Simiao, "Please trouble True Master to keep an eye on His Majesty. And don't tell His Majesty about what just happened yet, I have other arrangements."
Having spent a few years together, Sun Simiao knew Fang Er wasn't malicious. Although he was angry about what had just happened, he still nodded in agreement.
The next day, Fang Er had someone rent a shop in Shenyang City and extensively renovated its interior.
With many hands making light work, the shop was completely transformed in just one day.
After he finished with these matters, when he returned to his mansion that evening, he was confronted by Li Shimin.
"Boy, after you knocked me out yesterday, what did you do?"
"Father, your little son-in-law has figured out the reason for your issues. Tomorrow, your son-in-law will take you to a good place!"
Fang Er said with a serious face, playing coy.
Hearing that his question had found a reason, Li Shimin's mood, which had been dejected all day, brightened. He patted Fang Er on the shoulder twice.
"Alright, then I'll see what good things you've prepared tomorrow!"
After dealing with Li Shimin, Fang Er went to another courtyard.
Qin Qiong and the others had not yet left and were staying at Xi Yi San. Seeing Fang Er approach, they warmly got up to greet him.
Fang Er mysteriously closed the door, took out two wooden clubs he had prepared earlier, and displayed them to everyone. He pointed at the clubs and asked.
"Esteemed seniors, who among you is like this? Who is like this?"
The faces of everyone present suddenly became awkward.
Not seeing him for a day, and upon meeting, he immediately asks this?
What's going on?
Especially Chai Shao, who looked at the two clubs in Fang Er's hands and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
To be asked by his own son-in-law about the shape of his... what kind of experience would that be!