Seeing Wei Zhi'en Tian looking up, Fang Er's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
"What do you want?"
Wei Zhi'en Tian awkwardly scratched his 'head'. "Uh..."
After taking a whole box of ibuprofen, he couldn't feel the pain of his wound at all, not even when the catgut sutures were gradually coming apart.
Fang Er: ...
I'll be damned if I believe you!
You might not be able to control yourself, but why the hell are you rubbing against me!
With a flash in his hand, the big green club appeared, and he brought it down hard on Wei Zhi'en Tian's head.
"Bang!"
Before he passed out, Wei Zhi'en Tian had only one thought!
Who the hell did I offend?
Why am I always the one getting hit!!
I, the dignified leader of a Diamond-class star pirate group, have been knocked out by you twice in a row... Damn it!
The man and woman next to them, who had just come out of the restroom, stared in shock with their mouths agape.
What's going on here??
Why is he hitting the leader with a green club???
As the two of them were bewildered, Fang Er casually tossed the big green club into the arms of the tree-woman.
"You two, carry him back to rest!"
"No self-control at all, pfft!"
The pair of perverts subconsciously looked at Wei Zhi'en Tian on the ground. Blood had already seeped through his pants.
Then they looked at Fang Er, who also had obvious bloodstains on his leg.
The two exchanged glances: ...
The leader and this Fang guy seem to have some homo-erotic tension!!
After handing Wei Zhi'en Tian over to them, Fang Er bypassed the perverts watching the movie. What a waste of time, just for a glimpse!
I'll be home soon, Twelve Cylinder!
He smiled triumphantly and walked to the control panel, looking out at space.
The battle was over, and the Blood Dance Pirate Group was cleaning up the battlefield. The Emperor-class spaceship beneath their feet was automatically heading towards Planet Atari according to its planned course.
In the distance, the silhouette of Planet Atari was getting larger and larger.
Suddenly, a spaceship shot out of Planet Atari's atmosphere and stopped several thousand meters away from Fang Er and his crew.
Then, a voice came from the Emperor-class spaceship's communicator.
"I am the supreme military commander of Planet Atari, Da Yuanzhong!"
"Requesting to speak with your commander!"
By interstellar convention, every spaceship on its voyage uses a specific frequency as a public channel.
This is an emergency channel, its primary purpose being to allow spaceships to request help from passing unfamiliar spaceships when encountering special circumstances.
Fang Er completely ignored him. The war was already over; what was there to negotiate now?
If I had to reason with you, I wouldn't have spent a fortune hiring two Diamond-class star pirate groups to help.
The Emperor-class spaceship continued its course towards Planet Atari, unchanged.
Behind them, a dense formation of Eternal Storm-class and Spore-class spaceships followed.
The pressure was immense!
Fang Er's silence made Da Yuanzhong on the opposing spaceship's heart sink.
He didn't know how he had offended these two star pirate groups. Through the messages relayed by the previous spaceships, he had understood who was attacking Planet Atari.
The Crazy Card and Blood Dance, two Diamond-class star pirate groups!
The Emperor had issued a strict order to understand what had happened and why these two Diamond-class star pirate groups had suddenly attacked.
"I am the supreme military commander of Planet Atari, Da Yuanzhong!"
"Requesting to speak with your commander!"
He had no choice but to order his spaceship to move closer, even blocking Fang Er's course, and repeat what he had just said.
Fang Er thought for a moment and casually picked up the communicator.
"Talk?"
Da Yuanzhong was overjoyed. Planet Atari's fleet had been heavily damaged. If the fighting continued, the only outcome would be for it to become a human interstellar colony!
It would be best if it could be resolved peacefully.
But this joy lasted only for a moment.
Because Fang Er's voice sounded again from the communicator.
"Your side attacked our spaceship first!"
"Personnel, spaceship losses, material consumption – pay these compensation first!"
Da Yuanzhong became anxious. "Your Excellency, doesn't that statement distort the facts? You were the one who activated the star-annihilation cannon first!"
Fang Er chuckled. "We just wanted to see if the star-annihilation cannon was broken after not being used for a long time. We were just charging it to test it, did it hit you?"
Da Yuanzhong: ...
I have never seen such a shameless person!
It was...
It was indeed Planet Atari's fleet that fired first; that was the fact!
But when you were charging the star-annihilation cannon, its muzzle was pointed at Planet Atari's fleet!
If my subordinates didn't fire, were they supposed to wait to be atomized?
That was a star-annihilation cannon!
No matter how much he wished he could tear Fang Er to shreds, he didn't dare to say it. Instead, he smiled ingratiatingly and explained.
"Well, the previous fleet commander was a temporary appointee and didn't understand the rules!"
"Don't be angry, sir. We'll pay compensation, just name your price..."
"Two trillion Andromeda coins!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Er, with his insatiable greed, named the price.
Two trillion!
Da Yuanzhong was stunned...
This was no longer shameless; this was extortion!
No, it was robbery!
Your Emperor-class spaceship has already been captured by you, and you still demand two trillion in compensation?
If Planet Atari could afford two trillion Andromeda coins, they could buy four Emperor-class spaceships and wouldn't have to act like timid grandsons against you!
"Your Excellency, have you perhaps misunderstood something?"
"Even if you sold Planet Atari whole, it wouldn't be worth that much!"
In terms of strength, they were only comparable to Diamond-class star pirate groups.
It's just that one operated in the open, and the other in the underworld.
But operating in the open didn't stop them from being broke!
Fang Er didn't care about all that. He only knew that he currently had a debt of 9.5 billion. If he couldn't repay it, Jin Wu Tu'an and Wei Zhi'en Tian would definitely not let it go.
"Two trillion, installment payments are supported!"
"Otherwise, have your leader withdraw from Planet Atari."
"You only have these two choices!"
Da Yuanzhong's expression was like a frosted eggplant, purple and withered.
"Your Excellency, could you please stop your advance so I can communicate with the Emperor? Two trillion is truly an astronomical sum."
Fang Er did not reply, but the Emperor-class spaceship slowly reduced its speed.
Getting the Andromeda coins first was the priority!
Otherwise, he really didn't know how to explain himself to Jin Wu Tu'an and Wei Zhi'en Tian.
Damn it, that prodigal woman...