As Fang Er was about to take out his phone to capture a memento, he saw Yi Shen Shina gracefully produce a grey, metallic-sheened lollipop.
Fang Er was utterly bewildered…
Is that it?
Is this all there is?
Is this f—ing it?
Seeing his expression, Yi Shen Shina chuckled. “Why the disappointed look, brother? Did I not perform correctly? Should I produce another one?”
Fang Er immediately snapped back, clearing his throat awkwardly. “Ahem, no, that’s not necessary… I just didn’t expect you to solve personal hygiene issues in this manner.”
“Alright, I agree to your terms: fifty Jia Shi Mo Ni for a hundred thousand Barretts and eleven million rounds of ammunition.”
The transaction proceeded smoothly, but after it concluded, Yi Shen Shina refused to leave!
“Brother, could you let me stay here and play for a while?”
Fang Er: …
You’ve already sent the ship away, what use is it if I say no?
However, the abilities of the Naga race are truly incredible!
He had already secured the grey rod in a lead box. Previously, he was unsure of what it was, so he didn’t think much of it. But after Bu Yun Bu Yu’s instruments detected it, he received a shocking result! This thing was a uranium rod of 99.9% purity!
He’d heard of 99.999% pure gold, but has anyone heard of 99.9% pure uranium, folks! That rod was it!
Upon hearing this result, he almost exploded on the spot! Fortunately, the spacesuits provided by the Jones Pirate Group were of excellent quality and had radiation shielding. Otherwise, simply by being in close proximity to such a high-purity uranium rod, he and Su Dingfang and Xue Rengui would have ascended immediately…
“Here, here, little sister, try this to see if it’s edible!” On the Jones spaceship, Fang Er produced a gold ingot.
Yi Shen Shina: *Crunch… crunch… crunch…* In the blink of an eye, she had devoured the gold ingot!
Fang Er: ??? It’s edible?! And it seems she chewed it into dust?
If that’s the case… Fang Er’s heart stirred, and he immediately said to Yi Shen Shina, “Little sister, open your mouth…”
“Do you want to see me… *mouth*?”
“No, I want to see your teeth…”
“What’s so interesting about teeth? Look at my mouth shape… o… How is it, is it round?”
“No, I just want to see your teeth!”
“Don’t be like that, my teeth are too ugly. How about you look at my tongue? See how flexible it is? Look, it can even do a loop…”
Fang Er: !!! What the hell, a looping tongue… Does your tongue doing a loop have anything to do with me? I just wanted to play dentist, who cares if your mouth shape is round…
“Little sister, stop interrupting, okay? I just want to see your teeth…”
“Just let me have a glance, and I’ll treat you to a lollipop!”
“What’s a lollipop?”
“It’s edible, very sweet, very fragrant, and very delicious!”
Stars lit up in Yi Shen Shina’s eyes: “Really?”
“Really!”
“Alright then…” Motivated by the promise of delicious food, she cooperatively bared her teeth. Her teeth showed no particular characteristics, unlike a carnivore’s sharp fangs; they were all flat.
He produced a diamond and handed it to her. “Here, bite it!”
*CRUNCH…*
He then presented a block of titanium alloy. “CRUNCH…”
Fang Er scratched his head, dumbfounded. Her teeth were incredibly strong! He produced another item… He turned around, took out a Jia Shi Mo Ni rod, and offered it to Yi Shen Shina.
Yi Shen Shina immediately bristled: “Why don’t you go eat shit!”
Fang Er: … Damn, I was careless, I forgot this was her excrement… He casually pulled out a lollipop and handed it over: “Here, eat this, a lollipop!”
After peeling off the wrapper and seeing the shape of the candy, Yi Shen Shina looked at him meaningfully. “Are you implying something about me…”
“If you want to say it, just say it. I’ll help you if you do.”
“If you don’t say it, how will I know!” After speaking, she extended her tongue and made an incredibly flexible 720-degree loop around the lollipop… Then, with a look of bliss, she exclaimed, “Mmm, how delicious, it tastes so good…”
Fang Er: ??? Aren’t you going to get your tongue tied in knots? He directly threw the whole jar at her: “Uh, take your time eating, there’s more if you can’t get enough. I have some other things to attend to, so I’ll be taking my leave now!”
He had to leave! This situation was pushing his tolerance to the limit! But then he thought of her teeth, which could outshine Ji Xiaolan’s by a galaxy, and he dared not have any other thoughts… Compared to her, the mermaids of the underground world were not in the same league!