They three fled quickly back to the lake they had passed, the mountain fire behind them spreading rapidly in the oxygen-rich environment.
The lake was not far from them, only about one or two kilometers away.
But the thick fallen leaves underfoot made their running very difficult.
With no other option, they had to take out the gold-digging ship again and shuttle through the dense forest at low altitude and high speed.
The mountain fire was fierce, and the humid environment quickly enveloped thousands of meters around them with thick smoke.
"It's just ahead!"
Xue Rengui shouted with great joy when he saw the lake water.
When the three arrived on the lake, they did not hesitate to pilot the gold-digging ship into the water.
"Plop..."
With consecutive splashes, Fang Er leaped from the gold-digging ship in a panic and put the ship into his warehouse.
This damn thing, though called a ship, couldn't sail in water, which was quite useless!
This planet was very large, which not only increased gravity but also the water pressure.
Fortunately, they had been carrying breathing masks and oxygen tanks, so they were not choked by the immense water pressure upon entering the water.
"Damn, this is exhausting!"
Su Dingfang complained from behind his mask.
They had only run for less than two kilometers, and most of the way they had flown with the help of the gold-digging ship. The distance they had actually run on their own was at most five hundred meters!
But even so, he felt more tired than running five kilometers in one go in the Great Tang!
Not only him, but Xue Rengui and Fang Er felt the same.
Moving in this world required at least several times the physical exertion as in the Great Tang!
"There's a cave entrance over there!"
After swimming a certain distance, Xue Rengui pointed to a place where water weeds were swaying and said.
"Let's go in and see!" Fang Er was the first to push aside the water weeds and dive in.
There was no need to consider it. Outside, there must be a large number of three-eyed blue-skinned people guarding. With just the three of them, going out now would be a sure death.
This underwater cave was very long. After swimming forward for hundreds of meters, the cave began to extend upwards.
Su Dingfang volunteered to swim up, cautiously took a look, and then heard him shout excitedly.
"Lord, this seems to be inside the mountain!"
Fang Er and Xue Rengui followed him up without hesitation.
Leaving the water surface, they looked around. As Su Dingfang said, this should be a cavity inside the mountain, a large space, empty all around.
Giant stalactites hung from the cave walls above, still dripping water.
Taking out dry clothes and new oxygen tanks from the system warehouse, the three changed into them. Fang Er then looked at Xue Rengui.
"I remember you were taking pictures of something with your phone earlier. Let me see!"
Xue Rengui was a bit embarrassed, his face slightly flushed as he stammered, "Lord, are you mistaken... Does your subordinate dare to take random pictures?"
"Hand it over, I saw you taking pictures too!"
Su Dingfang walked forward and began to grope around Xue Rengui.
"Holy crap, don't grope around..."
"If something happens, can you take responsibility!"
Xue Rengui was greatly embarrassed. This guy's hands were really in the wrong places!
He quickly took out his phone from his pocket and handed it to Fang Er with both hands.
Taking the phone, Fang Er scanned the face of this guy and unlocked it. He flipped through the album, which seemed to show a river.
However...
"You've gotten ambitious, sneaking photos of people bathing!"
There were a few blue dots in the photo. When enlarged, it was a scene of a group of blue-skinned three-eyed people bathing!
Xue Rengui rubbed his hands and smiled sheepishly, "That, it's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding. Your subordinate did it unintentionally..."
"Your subordinate just took a random shot, who knew someone was bathing there..."
Fang Er just glanced at him playfully before continuing to ponder the three-eyed blue-skinned people in the photo.
There were males and females here. However, the males seemed to be underage children bathing with a group of women.
The river water was very clear, so clear that the scenery underwater could be seen when the photo was enlarged.
As he looked, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he waved out several barrels of silicone.
"Come, come, Xiao Guigui, this Lord will give you a makeover!"
Xue Rengui: ???
"Lord, why would a rough fellow like me need makeup..."
"Stop talking nonsense, come here when I tell you to!"
Fang Er deliberately put on a stern face.
Xue Rengui had no choice but to approach with a bitter expression.
The silicones were only semi-finished products. Fang Er added a pile of miscellaneous things into them, and gradually, he managed to adjust them to the same skin color as the blue-skinned three-eyed people.
Using a brush to dip the liquid silicone inside, he applied a layer to Xue Rengui's hands.
After the silicone solidified, it looked quite convincing.
"Here, take off your clothes!"
Fang Er said, taking out a large bathtub and pouring all the prepared liquid silicone into it.
Xue Rengui dawdled reluctantly. After taking off his clothes, he said somewhat shyly.
"Lord, I... I have hemorrhoids..."
"Can you be gentle later..."
Fang Er: ...
He was almost angered to death. He pointed to the bathtub and said.
"What kind of messy thoughts are in your head? Jump in!"
Xue Rengui: ...
He gritted his teeth and jumped into the bathtub as if facing death.
After his whole body was covered in liquid silicone, Fang Er let him crawl out.
"Stand aside and stay put!"
Xue Rengui was about to say something when he was glared at fiercely by him again.
"Shut up for this Lord!"
Xue Rengui: ...
Shutting his mouth, was he supposed to open somewhere else??
Fang Er ignored him, instead lighting up a lamp and continuing to look through the photos on his phone.
He had to admit that phones from 2030 were truly amazing!
These photos, taken from hundreds of meters away, were still so clear when enlarged.
The pixel count must have been at least tens of billions, right?
Tsk tsk tsk, he really didn't know how Old Master Ren managed it. There was only one word for it: awesome!
Xue Rengui was miserable. Although they were inside the mountain, the air was circulating.
The wind blew on his buttocks, making them cold...
Cold...
The only thing that could bring him a little warmth was the breathing mask on his face.
After standing there for more than an hour, Fang Er finally got up and walked over to him, poking the silicone a couple of times.
"It's dry!"
"Come on, move around and let this Lord have a look."
Xue Rengui walked a few steps shyly, like a little bride.
The silicone had good elasticity. Even though he was covered with at least one centimeter of thickness, it did not affect his normal movements.
However, he looked like a blue fatty, having gained more than a circle in circumference.
Fang Er casually tossed him a steel needle. "Here, don't let yourself be so constipated that you can't pee later!"
After saying that, he quickly stripped off his clothes and jumped into the bathtub.
The moment Fang Er turned around, Xue Rengui looked at the steel needle in his hand, and for a moment, he didn't understand.
Suffocated by the urge to pee?
Why!
Su Dingfang, on the other hand, instantly understood and almost burst into laughter. "Hahahaha, Brother Gui, do you need a brother's help?"
Seeing his lewd smile, Xue Rengui also instantly understood.
He glared fiercely at Su Dingfang. "Get lost, get lost, get lost. This Lord Gui has hands of his own, why would he need your help?"
Damn it! Lord Gui was self-conscious...
Such a thin needle... What if it missed its target?
"Splash..."
Fang Er emerged from the bathtub, and as he moved, excess liquid silicone dripped from his body.
He glanced at Su Dingfang. "Stop talking nonsense, it's your turn."
Then, he looked at Xue Rengui again. "Later, you help him sculpt his face and make four big headlights. You two will pretend to be a couple."
Xue Rengui immediately became smug and winked at Su Dingfang. "Hahahaha, my beloved concubine, hurry up and get in. Your husband can't wait anymore..."
Su Dingfang: ...
He was indeed happy too early...
To have a dignified eight-foot tall man pretend to be a woman was simply outrageous!
Xue Rengui was having a lot of fun, while Su Dingfang stood there dejectedly, letting him do as he pleased.
After tidying himself up, Fang Er looked in the mirror and nodded with satisfaction.
His current disguise made him indistinguishable from the blue-skinned three-eyed people.
He had also stuck a fake eye on his forehead. It was something he had pried off an Ultraman figurine...
It was that shiny little thing on Ultraman's chest.
When stuck on his forehead, it truly looked like the real thing.
"Are you two done?"
He urged them and glanced at Xue Rengui and the others, but then quickly looked away.
Damn it!
It was an eyesore!
Two big men, touching each other face-to-face...
Moreover, those four headlights could outshine Audi's lighting factory by ten thousand miles...
Fang Er no longer bothered with them. As long as the conflict didn't spread to him, it was fine.
Judging by the photos, the clothes left by the bathing blue-skinned girls by the river looked somewhat like PU leather from Earth when enlarged.
Taking out whole rolls of PU leather from the warehouse and a sewing machine, he made three sets of clothes mimicking the attire of the blue-skinned three-eyed people.
By the time he finished, Xue Rengui had also finished Su Dingfang's makeup.
At this moment, Su Dingfang had a seductive, perfectly S-shaped curve...
His sexy little butt was sticking out towards his lower back...
Fang Er glanced at him and said speechlessly to Xue Rengui, "This Lord never expected that you have such a taste..."
Su Dingfang's face, covered in silicone, showed no expression.
But it was certain that this guy now wished he could kill Xue Rengui!
His heroic image had been ruined like this. If it were to be passed back to the Great Tang, he would have no face to see anyone!
He quietly took a piece of clothing made by Fang Er and put it on himself, then squatted to the side, drawing circles.
Lord said that this kind of curse was very effective!
Damn it, he wished the girl from Han Yaolou would be cuckolded soon!
Xue Rengui was very smug. "Hehehehe, Lord, your humble servant is also imitating the physique of the natives in the photo. This is not my preference."
This guy said it earnestly, but his eyes that kept glancing at Su Dingfang had already betrayed his inner thoughts.
"Heh heh..."
Fang Er replied indifferently, then put on his clothes and waved his hand in the direction of the wind.
"It's been quite a while, let's go out and take a look!"
The three of them, accompanied by the gentle breeze in the mountain cavity, set off. They wound their way forward for hundreds of meters.
The cavity in the mountain was getting smaller and smaller, and gradually, it could only accommodate one person to pass. Further ahead, they even had to bend down to get through.
Suddenly, a ray of light appeared before the three of them.
"We've reached the exit!"
Xue Rengui, who was in front, turned back and said, then involuntarily quickened his pace.
The cave entrance was not large. When they squeezed out, the scene before them made the three of them widen their eyes in unison.
This was a valley.
Birds chirped and flowers bloomed, a beautiful environment.
A group of giant birds, with six wings and pure white bodies, flew out of the forest from time to time, emitting crisp chirps.
Several strange animals whose names they didn't know moved freely in the village, appearing to be their pets or symbiotic partners.
In the valley, many blue-skinned three-eyed people lived. Some were sitting under trees to cool off, while others seemed to be busy with something.
Flying machines, whose names they didn't know, seemed to be carrying out farming tasks, sowing a large number of seed-like objects onto the plowed land.
A group of blue-skinned three-eyed people, who were clearly smaller in size, were gathered together, playing games that the three of them couldn't understand.
Everything here looked so peaceful and stable.
"Lord, this looks like a village?"
Xue Rengui stated the obvious.
"Let's go and see!"
Fang Er rechecked the disguises of the three, making sure there would be no mistakes, and then led them towards the village.
"￥%#.........￥"
When they were still a hundred meters away from the village, someone had already discovered them.
A blue-skinned three-eyed child pointed at them and shouted loudly to the adults.
The three of them couldn't understand what they were saying at all.
"Lord, we don't speak the same language, what should we do?"
Su Dingfang frowned.
Fang Er's lips curved into a confident smile. "Don't worry about it, just don't speak for now."
The two looked at each other with some confusion but nodded slightly.
ps: Recommend a book by a friend, a historical fiction with alternate history, dynastic struggle + technology + martial artists + multiple female characters, all characters have online IQ, compact plot, and delicate emotions!
Book Title: The Unavoidable Son-in-Law: My Wife is the Number One in the World!
Author: Ru You Shen Zhu