“What kind of toilet is a ‘god toilet’?”
Li Shimin and the others were puzzled. How could a toilet be associated with gods?
Mentioning this, Li Jiu gnashed his teeth, clenched his fists, and said.
“The ‘god toilet’ was established in 1869, originally just an ordinary place to enshrine the dead.”
“But after World War II, its nature completely changed!”
Li Shimin waved his hand to interrupt him: “Hold on, I know about that World War II matter. We even brought a few old comrades to participate in the war in other parallel worlds.”
“What’s the connection between the ‘god toilet’ and World War II?”
Li Jiu’s eyes widened instantly. Even the team members under him looked at Li Shimin and the others with bewildered expressions.
Good heavens!
These people even participated in World War II?
What kind of divine operation is this!
“Although they were the defeated party in World War II, those beasts who committed countless bloody debts during the war were not only not held accountable for their crimes but were enshrined as gods in the ‘god toilet’ by country R.”
“Therefore, it is also a symbol of the inextinguishable militarism of country R, and its existence proves that country R never admits that its aggression was wrong!”
Li Shimin: ???
“Damn it!”
“Let’s go get them!”
“Damn it! I thought it was some kind of place, but it turns out to be a mausoleum!”
“Yuan Tiangang, hurry up and do it. A gentleman’s revenge is never too late, but a villain’s revenge is from morning to night!”
“Today, I will be a villain!”
“Damn it, this C40 is very appropriate for dealing with such a damned ‘god toilet’!”
“Watch me make a thousand miles of shit flow today!”
“Let me blast it into a soaring shit!”
Yuan Tiangang had heard Sun Simiao talk about World War II and was also filled with hatred.
“Your Majesty, rest assured, we can depart in three hours at most!”
Saying that, he took out a few beans from his pocket and distributed them to everyone.
“Eat these beans before you witness the miracle.”
Cheng Yaojin glanced curiously at the beans in his palm, then his eyes widened.
“Holy cow! Rhubarb? What are you doing, Old Yuan?”
“Nothing much. Don’t complain later if you eat this thing and then get constipated and can’t poop, that would be a real pain!”
Yuan Tiangang explained casually, then continued to fiddle with the unknown liquids in the buckets.
Everyone exchanged glances. Well, this old fellow was thinking so thoroughly!
Just now, some people were worried that they wouldn’t be able to poop after eating it, and that it might explode inside them. Now, that worry was completely unnecessary.
As he predicted, three hours later, two large basins of jelly-like C40 were placed before everyone.
Yuan Tiangang took out spoons and bowls from a pocket on the side: “Come, come, don’t be shy, serve yourselves.”
Li Jiu looked at the C40 and then at the tools in Yuan Tiangang’s hands, feeling speechless.
If people didn’t know, they would think this fellow was inviting others to a meal!
Gulp gulp…
Slurp slurp…
Li Shimin didn’t overthink it and was the first to serve himself a full bowl of C40.
After tasting it, he exclaimed: “Mmm, it tastes good, icy cold, very comfortable!”
“It’s sweet and sour, I like it very much!”
Seeing this, the members of the Lone Wolf squad also started to partake. After the C40 entered their mouths, they all gave thumbs up.
“Incredible!”
“Who would have thought this was actually a bowl of explosives!”
“Delicious… Don’t snatch, I need another bowl!”
“Mmm, I want one too. This stuff is more comfortable to eat than ice jelly, it’s refreshingly cool and exhilarating!”
“…”
What were clearly two basins of semi-finished explosives were eaten by these guys like a grand feast.
An hour later, they arrived outside the “god toilet.”
Li Jiu used the money left over from buying materials to buy tickets for everyone.
Originally, Chinese people were not allowed to enter here, but as special forces personally dispatched by Li Yannian, they naturally had their own methods.
Among their squad, there was a talent proficient in hacking. Before coming here, they had already hacked into the ticket sales system.
Facial recognition, entry without tickets.
Although it was very convenient, the drawbacks were also obvious.
They didn’t even need to show any identification, just pass in front of the camera, and the gate automatically opened.
As soon as they entered, someone came up.
“Need a guide?”
“Guide your sister, get lost!”
Li Jiu cursed at the person impolitely in Japanese.
“Hey! You damn Japanese…” The person bowed humbly after being cursed at.
But Cheng Yaojin heard this and immediately kicked him.
“You damn Japanese!”
“Your whole family is damned!”
Li Jiu quickly stopped him, but didn’t say anything, just made a shushing gesture.
Yuchi Jingde saw this and quickly pulled Cheng Yaojin back, whispering: “Don’t make a sound. If people realize we are outsiders, it might affect our operation.”
Cheng Yaojin angrily gave the Japanese person a middle finger.
Well, this way, everyone understood, didn’t they?
The person, after being kicked, didn’t dare to say a word and ran away with his tail between his legs.
These guys were all burly men. Who knew if they were from the Mountain Core Group?
Since they couldn’t afford to offend them, it was better to stay away.
After this small interlude, the group wandered around inside the “god toilet,” their eyes casually scanning the corners.
“Hmm, that place looks good, I’ll go and relieve myself first!”
Seeing a small grove, Zhang Gongjin cheerfully nodded to the others and then left the team.
Afterward, wherever they went, someone would break away, either heading to a restroom or towards a deserted corner.
They had eaten rhubarb before entering, and their stomachs were already starting to churn.
Li Xiaogong spotted a cherry blossom grove and rushed in, clutching his stomach.
As soon as he entered the grove, he heard indescribable sounds from within.
“Yamete… Yamete…”
“Okaasan… Rikaraku o irete, hayaku…”
“Yamete… Ah…”
“…”
Holy cow, someone’s up to something in this place?
This makes this prince very anxious!
He slowed down and tiptoed closer.
He saw two people stacked on top of each other in a bamboo grove.
From the side, the woman looked like she couldn’t hold on any longer…
Damn, such heavy tastes!
Even heavier than Jiu Ye’s taste!
However, it wouldn’t hurt to learn something. This posture looks quite unique…
He immediately squatted down, pooping while observing.
But he had underestimated the power of rhubarb. The moment the floodgates opened, there was no stopping it.
The sounds of crackling were like firecrackers, never ceasing…
The couple was startled by the commotion and looked back to see a man suddenly appear beside them!
Moreover, he was actually pooping here???
In such a scenario, even standing and masturbating would be better than pooping!
The harm was not great, but the insult was extreme, wasn’t it!