"Uh... why did you all come in?"
Fang Er looked at them with a face full of...
A face full of question marks.
"Mas... Master, Xing'er just gave birth today..."
"I know!"
"Then what is this..."
Chai Yue pointed to his face with a strange expression.
Fang Er reached out and wiped his face a few times, looked at his palm, and only then did he realize.
He explained with a wry smile.
"Hahahaha, don't misunderstand..."
"I was just trying a little taste on the way..."
A little one squeezed through the crowd. Fang Xia looked up at her father and said, sticking out her tongue.
"Bad dad, you're stealing your brother's food!"
"I'm going to tell my brother later!"
Fang Er's expression froze instantly, his head buzzing.
After a long while, he managed to find the words and crouched down, taking Fang Xia's small hand.
"Don't talk nonsense..."
"Daddy is trying it for brother to see if it's sweet..."
As soon as Fang Xia heard the word "sweet," her eyes lit up, and she asked.
"Then... is it sweet?"
Fang Er nodded repeatedly, "Mmm, very sweet. Do you want to try it for brother too?"
"Can I?"
"Yes!"
Chai Yue and the others stared at Fang Er, dumbfounded, as he conned their daughter.
Was he trying to get their daughter involved to keep her quiet?
Fang Xia stood on tiptoe by the bed, looking at Xing'er with an embarrassed expression, and pointed her small hand at the two plump breasts.
"Auntie, can Xiao Ya try?"
Xing'er glared playfully at Fang Er, then affectionately took Fang Xia's little hand.
"You can try, but you can't tell anyone else..."
Fang Xia nodded repeatedly, awkwardly climbed onto the bed, sucked a couple of times, and then jumped down with a look of disdain.
She walked up to Fang Er in a rage, lifted her little foot, and kicked him hard in the shin.
"Bad dad is a big liar, it's not sweet at all..."
"Xiao Ya! Don't..."
Xiao Qing was startled and quickly rushed over to pick up Fang Xia.
"What are you doing!"
Seeing her raise her hand to spank Fang Xia's bottom, Fang Er quickly stopped her.
He picked up Fang Xia, smiled, and tickled her nose.
"That's because you've eaten too much candy, so you can't taste the sweetness anymore!"
Seeing this, Xiao Qing said jealously from the side, "Master, you'll spoil her like this."
"My daughter must be spoiled!"
Fang Er smiled and nudged Fang Xia's forehead, then waved his hand and walked outside.
"Let's eat!"
Watching the father and daughter leave, Xiao Qing felt very conflicted.
She was afraid.
She was afraid that Fang Er would spoil Fang Xia into someone arrogant and willful.
Chai Yue smiled slightly, took her arm, and comforted her, "It's alright, husband knows what he's doing."
In the evening, in the bedroom on the third floor.
The sound of playing cards continued until dawn.
After winning n rounds in a row, Fang Er closed his eyes, and his consciousness appeared in the small dark room.
"Yo... thinking of me?"
The black silk system, without even turning its head, sat on the sofa with its legs crossed, holding a glass of dark red wine, and sipping it leisurely.
"Heh heh, what are you saying, we were busy with important matters a while ago..."
Fang Er knew this woman was sulking, so he didn't mind and shamelessly went forward to embrace her.
"What, you don't welcome me? Then I'll leave?"
"You dare!"
The system's beautiful eyes glared, and a stream of light flashed from its hand, and the glass of wine disappeared.
It then pushed Fang Er onto the sofa, smiled, and traced his chest with its finger.
"God said, everything before me should be light!"
"Whoosh..."
The illusory clothes outside Fang Er's consciousness instantly disappeared.
"God said, this sofa should be moving!"
As soon as the words fell, the sofa under Fang Er really started to move.
It was as if something was pushing it from below, rising and falling continuously.
"God said, now there should be background music!"
The music for "Shiba Mo" began to play in the small dark room...
"God said..."
"I say, we can start!"
Fang Er directly hooked her neck and kissed her.
"Mmm... I haven't finished speaking..."
"We'll talk after it's done!"
"No, then it'll be the day after tomorrow..."
"Alright, then you say it."
Fang Er let go of her speechlessly.
The system got up.
"God said, the camera is in position!"
Fang Er: ???
"I'll keep it for myself when I'm alone, now let's begin!"
"Duang li ge duang..."
"Duang li ge duang..."
"Don't talk nonsense..."
Fang Er: ???
Isn't it Shiba Mo?
Why did it turn into Shandong Kuaiban?
Go beg for...
Forget it...
When Fang Er withdrew from the small dark room, it was already late in the morning.
He opened his eyes, and there was no one beside him.
He picked up his phone and checked the time.
Holy crap!
It's already the third day???
"Why hasn't my husband woken up yet? Should we find Old Sun to take a look at him?"
"No need, he's probably just too tired. I told you all to take it easy the day before yesterday, but you all seemed insatiable!"
"How could that be? It was you, sister, who started it first..."
"No matter who started it, my husband is still in a deep sleep. We need to think of a way quickly, lest something happens."
"..."
Chai Yue, Changsun Ling'er, and Xiao Qing's voices could be heard from outside.
However, the content of their discussion made Fang Er speechless.
He took out two pieces of ham to line his stomach, then opened the system panel and pressed the fecal-yellow button.
"Whoosh..."
The scene changed, and the gray infant supplies were all transformed into large firecrackers!
"Nice!"
Fang Er excitedly jumped out of bed.
All nuclear bombs!
Damn it, I've been waiting for you for a long time!
He exchanged them all, then directly used the specified category refresh.
"Refresh, specified category, intercontinental nuclear missiles!"
"Received, my wolf, as you wish..."
The system's voice had a lazy and satisfied tone.
As the voice fell, the product list, which had been exchanged and turned gray, became available for exchange again.
"Hiahiahiahia..."
Fang Er laughed wildly!
As he exchanged them, he looked at the nuclear bombs increasing in the unlock shop, feeling exhilarated!