The summer of 2035 AD.
After a three-year absence, the Sōtō battleship finally returned to Earth after a long interstellar jump.
Stepping onto the land of the Chang'an Peninsula, looking at the overcast sky, breathing in the p...
"Three days later, the stellar core will be in place!"
"Notify all high-level officials of various countries to prepare for emergency evacuation!"
After hanging up the call to Li Yannan, Fang Er saw a group of women walking towards him. He directly threw his phone into the sea.
Spreading his arms, he walked towards the women, a lewd grin on his face.
"Little Yue, miss your husband?"
The arrivals were Chai Yue, Changsun Ling'er, and a group of his wives and concubines. The moment they saw Fang Er, their eyes turned red.
Three years!
A full three years!
For over a thousand days and nights, they had been worried about Fang Er every moment!
"Husband!"
Chai Yue ran over quickly and threw herself into his arms, no longer able to hold back her emotions. She sobbed on his shoulder.
Holding the delicate figure in his arms, Fang Er felt a surge of guilt.
These people before him had dedicated their best youth to him, yet he had never truly accompanied them.
Reaching out to gently stroke Chai Yue's back, he comforted her.
"Alright, don't cry. This time I'm back, I'm not going anywhere!"
"For the rest of my life, I'll be with you!"
"Watching the sky at dawn and the clouds at dusk, tearing skirts whether I walk or sit!"
"Appreciating the hundred flowers in spring and the snow in winter, holding you when I'm awake and dreaming of you!"
"Satisfied?"
Upon hearing this, Chai Yue's face instantly turned as red as an apple. After three years of not seeing him, this man was still so...
"Pervert!"
"Who wants to be with you all day!"
Just then, Changsun Ling'er gracefully walked over, smiling as she looked at Fang Er.
"Master, you better keep your word!"
"Don't do anything like deserting the battlefield again..."
Bao'er also joined in the fun, "That's right! Master, you still owe me a child!"
Seeing this, how could the others be left behind?
"Master, and me!"
"I want one too!"
"I want three!"
"............."
Fang Er, who had a wicked smile on his face just a moment ago, suddenly felt a pang of guilt. He could only brace himself and nod repeatedly at them.
"Everyone, everyone!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Xi Tong looking at him with amusement.
"Then, why wait for a better day? Today is the day!"
Fang Er's legs felt weak. He said awkwardly, "How about we rest for a couple of days first? After all, we've been flying for so long, and my body hasn't recovered the calcium it lost!"
This wasn't just an excuse.
Prolonged absence from sunlight and the lack of gravity inside the spaceship naturally led to calcium deficiency.
However, Xi Tong seemed to be prepared, casually taking out several bottles of "Gaizhonggai" (calcium supplement).
"Don't worry, we can play while we take it!"
"If that doesn't work, I'll have someone buy a pharmaceutical factory, I guarantee it'll be enough!"
Fang Er:............
Damn it, if things continued like this, wouldn't he be dead before his calcium deficiency was cured?!
Glancing back and seeing Li Xiaogong and others pointing and gesturing at them, he finally found an excuse to change the subject.
He bent down, picked up a stone from the beach, and threw it at Li Xiaogong.
"What are you looking at!"
"Haven't you seen lovers reunited after a long separation?"
Before he finished speaking, the stone accurately hit Li Xiaogong's forehead, and a visibly large bump quickly appeared.
Li Xiaogong covered his head, utterly bewildered: ???
What the hell!
Did Ninth Master offend you?!
Just as he was about to curse, he saw Fang Er pulling the group of wives and concubines towards the hotel.
"Fang Lao Er, you damn coward, don't run!"
"Ninth Master will beat the shit out of you!"
Li Xiaogong felt incredibly wronged. The former Emperor and the First Emperor were all present. Even if it was inappropriate to hit these emperors, weren't there Cheng Yaojin and the others?
Why was he the only one being hit!
However, as soon as he finished his threat, he felt his ear being grabbed, and a woman's voice came from behind him.
"Who are you going to beat the shit out of?"
Upon hearing this voice, Li Xiaogong instantly cowered and quickly waved his hands.
"Princess... Princess, you misunderstand! This is all a misunderstanding!"
"Your subject said... Your subject said..."
"Your subject said he was going to beat Cheng Yaojin the shit out of!"
"He just stole my lollipop..."
Li Xiuning sneered, released Li Xiaogong, and turned to grab Cheng Yaojin, who was watching the commotion.
"Come on, hit him!"
"If you can't beat the shit out of him, it's not over!"
Li Xiaogong: ???
Cheng Yaojin was overjoyed, "Hahahaha, thank you, Princess!"
After saying this, his strong body suddenly trembled. The biological armor attached to him instantly extended countless tentacles, binding Li Xiaogong like a zongzi.
"Ninth Master, don't blame me for being impolite!"
He grinned wickedly, raised his fist, and swung it towards Li Xiaogong.
"Bang bang bang bang........."
Li Xiaogong was no match for him in the first place, let alone being tied up. He quickly let out a series of screams under Cheng Yaojin.
"Ah... Brother Cheng, brother..."
"Brother Cheng, spare me!"
"I was wrong, Little Jiu was wrong, stop hitting me..."
Seeing the two fighting, Li Shimin, familiar with the scene, became interested and waved to Qin Shi Huang and the others.
"Come, come, the odds are in! Bet on Cheng Yaojin, two to one, bet on Old Nine, one to two!"
Qin Shi Huang rolled his eyes at him with disdain.
"The one who inherited the throne and was called the Second Generation was my son Huhai! I'm not a 'second,' so I won't bet!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Cough, cough, I'm the eighth, I only act as the eighth, I don't do these 'second' things!"
Liu Bang: "Ever since I ascended the throne, I've quit gambling. Let's forget about this..."