"Let's do another big one..."
Chen Shu chuckled, gently stroking the jar containing the laxative, as if it were a rare treasure.
"Um... can we not be so perverted?"
Zhang Dali's mouth twitched, a chill running down his spine. He couldn't help but take several steps back.
"This is a truly good treasure!"
Chen Shu raised an eyebrow and said, "Today, I must make the ferocious beasts spray their guts out!"
"..."
Zhang Dali rubbed his head and said, "You, spending all day at home with nothing to do, making laxatives?"
This jar of laxatives, by his estimation, was at least two hundred jin, and its deep color indicated it was quite pure.
Chen Shu pouted and said, "Of course not! Am I that bored?"
"You are the most bored one!"
Zhang Dali rolled his eyes and said, "How long did it take?"
"It's really not."
Chen Shu shook his head and said, "I had Wang Tianba and the others from the black market shops help me mix it."
Last year, he spent half a year specifically mixing medicine for King-level beasts. Thinking that the black market shops didn't have much business, he decided to let Wang Tianba and the others help. They had followed Chen Shu for so long, and he trusted them.
During that period, all the laxatives in Nanjiang City were out of stock, and they even had to acquire them from other cities... It was a testament to how outrageous this guy was.
"How about it? Ready to do it?"
Chen Shu raised an eyebrow, his eyes filled with extreme excitement. This thing had no lethality, but it was excellent for humiliating others.
Zhang Dali asked, "Aren't you afraid of polluting the entire ocean environment?"
"What's the situation now? It's hard to say if Blue Star can be saved, and you're worried about this?"
Chen Shu pouted and said, "Besides, the ocean is now the domain of ferocious beasts. Feel free to go all out! This is what we call striking the enemy!"
"This..."
Zhang Dali thought for a moment and finally nodded in agreement.
"But I need to reconfigure the ingredients to ensure that the ferocious beasts that eat this dish will have flesh and blood that is incredibly attractive!"
"Only in this way can the laxative spread like a plague!"
Dali's eyes spun, and he understood the key to Chen Shu's plan. Without this effect, his cooked dishes could at most make thousands of ferocious beasts spray, which wouldn't be of much use and wouldn't affect even a small sea area.
"Good!"
Chen Shu nodded excitedly, already picturing the beautiful scene.
"Perhaps high-level ferocious beasts are all neat freaks. With my move, I can directly drive all the ferocious beasts away!"
Saving Blue Star didn't seem that difficult.
He chuckled, finding his plan more and more ingenious. Having just broken through to Black Iron level, he could pollute the entire ordinary异空间 [Lie Yang Shan Qiu] (Blazing Sun Hills). Now that he was pseudo-King level, polluting the entire ocean wasn't too much, right?
"Wait for me, everyone..."
Chen Shu looked at the hidden ferocious beasts in the distance and let out an unrestrained, evil laugh.
Meanwhile, in another sea area, a golden dragonfish was leading a large number of ferocious beasts in pursuit. It actually understood that it couldn't trap Chen Shu, but it was taking a gamble, refusing to believe anyone could teleport infinitely! As long as Chen Shu's teleportation skill was put on cooldown, wouldn't it be able to control him at will?
But at this moment, the golden dragonfish's body trembled, and a soul-deep chill swept over it, causing it to stop instantly.
"Boss? What's wrong?"
A King-level ferocious beast looked at the dragonfish with confusion.
"Nothing..."
The golden dragonfish's gaze swept towards the distant horizon. It had another ominous premonition. That human, wouldn't he be brewing up some bad ideas again...
...
Three hours later,
"How is it? Dali?"
Chen Shu asked again, feeling a bit impatient. If he could really repel the ferocious beasts, he would have set another historical record.
"It's ready!"
Zhang Dali added the flesh of another ferocious beast and simmered it into a broth.
"Time is limited, so I've made some improvements based on the original!"
He said, "It's still only for ferocious beasts below Silver rank. I call this pot of broth the 'Spray Original Virus.' Any ferocious beast that swallows it will become a generation of parasitic hosts, and their flesh and blood will also arouse the desire for consumption in other ferocious beasts!"
"Is it really ready?"
Chen Shu's expression turned ecstatic, but then his mind raced. "If they go crazy and kill each other, won't a pot of soup be enough to wipe out all the ordinary ferocious beasts?"
"It's not that simple! Listen to me!"
Dali glared at him and said, "The flesh and blood of the parasitic hosts are far less attractive than the original virus. Basically, after two to three generations, the ferocious beasts won't lose their minds. At that time, they will obey their king's orders."
"However, the temptation of the parasitic hosts' flesh and blood will always be there, but the ferocious beasts will be able to restrain themselves."
"Is that so?"
Chen Shu pondered, "If they obey the king's orders, won't the spread be limited?" Spreading for only two or three generations might not even reach ten thousand affected ferocious beasts.
"Are you stupid?"
Dali glanced at him and said, "This is the truly perverted part!"
"At that time, the flesh and blood of the parasitic hosts will be like a transformation from drugs to delicious food. The spread will be faster and harder to detect! Powerful ferocious beasts won't care at all!"
"I get it, I get it!"
Chen Shu suddenly understood. This thing was uncontrollable! Although it wouldn't cause widespread infighting among the ferocious beasts, it could spread the spraying effect!
"Good stuff! Good stuff!"
The more Chen Shu thought about it, the more incredible it seemed, especially since it only affected low-level ferocious beasts, making it even easier to spread.
"Dali, why do I feel like your talent for researching this kind of dark cuisine is much higher than your talent for researching normal recipes?"
"Hmm?"
Zhang Dali was also stunned for a moment, feeling that there was some truth to it.
"Could it be that your true talent core is dark cuisine..."
Chen Shu said with a hint of speculation, "And the spirit beast dishes are actually just a small branch of your talent."
"..."
Zhang Dali fell into thought and slowly said, "I don't know either. I just feel like I'm more adept at researching these things..." He was also a little confused. Was he still a spirit chef? Others specialized in creating recipes for human spirit beasts to enhance their strength. He, on the other hand, had all his signature dishes targeting ferocious beasts.
"Alright! Perhaps this is the direction of a legendary spirit chef!"
Chen Shu patted his shoulder and encouraged him, "There is no single definition for anything!"
"When the time comes, if you develop an invincible dark cuisine and directly poison large numbers of beast kings, won't that be more impressive than an ordinary spirit chef?"