711: Chapter 711 [Different from those gaudy things outside] 711: Chapter 711 [Different from those gaudy things outside] Ye Chenfeng turned to look at him, “What’s up?”
“Divine King, can you give me that pack of cigarettes?
I haven’t smoked in a long time.
It’s like seeing a woman; my heart is itching,” Shi Buddha, that little brat, rubbed his hands together, looking desperate.
“Take the cigarettes and get lost!” Ye Chenfeng angrily handed him the pack.
“Divine King, you gave me the cigarettes, but what about a lighter?” Shi Buddha looked at Ye Chenfeng with a cheeky grin.
Ye Chenfeng instinctively reached for his pocket but remembered that Liu Fangfei had given him the lighter, so his hand paused.
“Get lost, find fire where you offer incense, or if that doesn’t work, make fire by rubbing sticks together,” Ye Chenfeng said.
Shi Buddha chuckled, “Divine King, are you saying rubbing sticks together leads to happiness?”
“Get lost!”
When they returned to Master Hui Wen’s place, everyone turned to look at Ye Chenfeng.
“Don’t worry, I’ve taken care of that crazy monk.
Master Hui Wen, I never expected your temple to have such a unique monk.
It’s really eye-opening, truly different from those flashy ones outside,” Ye Chenfeng said.
Master Hui Wen: “…”
He felt that Ye Chenfeng and Shi Buddha were just two of a kind, both rascals.
“Brother, did you buy that annoying monk wine?” Chu Qingfei asked quietly.
Ye Chenfeng laughed, “Ha ha, it’s not that easy to drink my wine.
I gave him a harsh lesson on being a monk.
But in the end, that guy swiped my pack of cigarettes.”
Everyone: “…”
“Chu Benefactor, what do you think of my earlier proposal?” Master Hui Wen then asked Chu Qingxue.
Ye Chenfeng immediately thought it must be about Hui Wen Monk wanting Chu Qingxue to stay in the monastery for a while longer.
Chu Qingxue glanced at Ye Chenfeng and then politely declined, “Master Hui Wen, thank you for your kindness, but we need to prioritize Ye Chenfeng’s opinion on this matter.
I don’t have the final say.”
“And what is Benefactor Ye’s opinion?” Master Hui Wen looked at Ye Chenfeng.
“Of course, I refuse.
Master Hui Wen, eating vegetarian and chanting sutras is so boring.
The world outside is much more exciting,” Ye Chenfeng directly refused.
After spending an afternoon at Ziguang Temple, Ye Chenfeng and his group left.
Meanwhile, at Ziguang Temple.
A significant event occurred as all the monks were gathered, including Master Hui Wen, who stood among them all.
It was evident that someone of higher status was present.
“Everyone, quiet down!”
The one standing above was none other than the crazy monk, Shi Buddha.
He was shouting at the crowd.
“Does our little master uncle have something important to announce?” Master Hui Wen’s heart sank.
This kind of situation hadn’t happened in a long time.
Shi Buddha actually gathered everyone together, clearly indicating a major announcement.
Shi Buddha stood above, scanned the crowd, and finally spoke, “I gathered everyone here so urgently because your little master ancestor has an announcement.”
The monks below stared unblinkingly at Shi Buddha on the stage, noticing that he was no longer acting crazy.
His seriousness was somewhat unsettling.
Upon hearing that Shi Buddha had an announcement, everyone listened intently, not daring to breathe loudly.
“Starting today, your little master ancestor will be leaving here…”
“Wow!”
Although it was a Buddhist holy land, when everyone heard this news, it was as if a bomb exploded in the crowd, causing a massive commotion.
“Shush, everyone, quiet down.
I know hearing this news must be shocking, and you must be feeling sad, reluctant to see your little master ancestor leave,” Shi Buddha’s words left everyone stunned.
No one dared to agree, especially those monks who had been pranked by Shi Buddha, who were overjoyed.
If not for the occasion, they would have jumped for joy.
Reluctant?
Everyone was eager for Shi Buddha to leave.
“Seeing how reluctant you all are to see your little master ancestor leave, I…
I…” Shi Buddha’s voice choked with emotion.
“Huh?”
Everyone’s hearts were in their throats, fearing that Shi Buddha’s next words would be: I’m not leaving.
If that were the case, they’d rather die.
With an ancestor like this around, they’d have to live cautiously.
“I feel so gratified seeing how much you all like your little master ancestor.
Rest assured, your little master ancestor will definitely return after going down the mountain this time,” Shi Buddha said.
“It would be better if you didn’t return.
Just keep us in your thoughts,” someone couldn’t help but say.
Shi Buddha glared at him, “That’s not acceptable!
Don’t worry, next time your little master ancestor returns, I’ll bring plenty of roasted chicken and wine so everyone can have a feast.
Look at how skinny you’ve all gotten.”
Monks: “…”
Even Master Hui Wen had black lines appear on his forehead.
Shi Buddha was truly one of a kind.
“After I leave, listen to the words of Little Master Nephew Hui Wen more often.
If anyone comes to challenge the temple, come find me,” Shi Buddha said.
As the moment of parting arrived, everyone felt a sense of reluctance.
Master Hui Wen put his hands together, “Amitabha, I hope Little Master Uncle will do more good deeds after going down the mountain and stop causing trouble.”
“Amitabha, I hope Little Master Ancestor…”
Everyone chanted.
“Alright, little ones, I’m leaving!”
Just as he finished speaking, the sound of whistling wind reached everyone’s ears.
“Bang!”
The leading disciple suddenly felt a weight on his head and almost collapsed.
A shadow flashed above his head.
“Bang!”
…
Many disciples felt their heads getting stepped on.
Shi Buddha leaped over everyone and finally disappeared from their sight.
“Little Master Ancestor…” The novice monk who had been pranked by Shi Buddha murmured, gazing in the direction Shi Buddha had left.
His eyes showed a bit of reluctance.
Master Hui Wen, seeing the direction where Shi Buddha left, had a glimmer in his eyes as if he had an idea.
Meanwhile, the car driven by Uncle Fu had just left the boundary of Panyun Mountain when Ye Chenfeng suddenly asked him to stop.
“Old man, you guys go back first.
I have something to take care of,” Ye Chenfeng told Chu Renkuang and the others to leave first.
After the car left, Ye Chenfeng went to the grass by the roadside.
A shadow appeared before him, none other than the Japanese monk Konghai.
“I’ve been waiting for you,” Konghai said.
Ye Chenfeng smiled.
“Just a defeated opponent.
What, do you think you can kill me?”
Konghai smiled mysteriously.
“How would I know without trying?”