459: Chapter 459: [Uncle Ye is Never Drunk No Matter How Much He Drinks] 459: Chapter 459: [Uncle Ye is Never Drunk No Matter How Much He Drinks] Still too young!
The game of Go really tests one’s patience.
Lu Yuanming smiled and shook his head, even brewing the words he would use to educate Ye Chenfeng after the latter’s expected loss.
No one noticed the sly glint that flashed in Ye Chenfeng’s eyes.
And competing with Ye Chenfeng in patience was purely masochistic.
When Ye Chenfeng once sought enlightenment with Yi Buxing, he sat in meditation for a full month without a drop of water!
Many an elder or middle-aged person often defines “youth” by age, but indeed, this kind of thinking, this kind of behavior, is the true mark of youthfulness.
Therefore, Ye Chenfeng focused on offense, replacing defense with aggressive moves.
Such a style of play had the advantage of often catching an opponent off guard, leading to panic and consecutive defeats.
The disadvantage lay in, if encountering a defensively adept opponent, under their impeccable defense, prolonged attacks might gradually expose one’s own weaknesses—and Lu Yuanming was precisely such a player.
No, he was a master of Go who excelled at both offense and defense.
Lu Yuanming’s style was exceedingly steady, firm-within-change, seeking life within shifts.
Each move he made would affect several to dozens of steps ahead and the general layout of the entire board.
Hence, by exploiting Ye Chenfeng’s eager-to-achieve mentality, he let him make the initial strikes, luring him into the urn without his knowledge!
The more Ye Chenfeng played, the more “relaxed” he felt, completely unaware that he had fallen into a trap.
Seeing his opponent’s white stones besieged and killed-off by his own, a smile couldn’t help but appear on the corner of Ye Chenfeng’s mouth.
Alas, you silly boy, you’ve walked right into my trap and still think you can win—where does that foolish smile come from?
Observing Ye Chenfeng’s behavior, Lu Yuanming despised him deeply.
However, his heart felt much better, as the anger caused by Ye Chenfeng’s torment gradually dissipated.
Slap!
A sound seemed to hit the hearts of both men as Ye Chenfeng’s gaze landed on the Go board.
In an instant, as a white stone was placed, the entire situation on the board changed dramatically.
From a perilous state, it completely reversed, with several strategically placed sleeper moves linking like lasers, completely cutting the black stones off.
In a moment, all of the black stones became lambs in the jaws of wolves.
“Haha, you brat, you can mess with your food, but you can’t boast wildly!
You’ve lost, haha!” Lu Yuanming couldn’t hide his elation upon seeing Ye Chenfeng lose.
Not only did he grin like a flower, but he was short of jumping for joy!
“Old Lu, don’t rush it, watch my next move!” Ye Chenfeng’s lake-water like melancholic eyes reflected a shimmering light, and a naturally wicked smile played upon his lips.
“Slap!”
Ye Chenfeng placed a stone right on Tianyuan!
Instantly, the Go board changed, the black stones forming a Demon Blade Fixed Pattern, neatly slaughtering the white stones!
“Gah!”
Lu Yuanming was stunned, taking a closer look at the board before realizing just how disastrously the white stones had lost!
They say there are experts among the common folks, and Lu Yuanming was indeed an expert in Go, but compared to those who truly compete in international contests, he was far behind.
And there it was, Ye Chenfeng had set a trap—the “Demon Blade Fixed Pattern”—into which Lu Yuanming naturally fell.
Although he didn’t know which tactics Ye Chenfeng used, Lu Yuanming knew the white stones lost terribly and were completely slaughtered!
“What…
what kind of move is this?” Lu Yuanming asked in shock.
“It’s the ‘Demon Blade Fixed Pattern’ created by Kobayashi Kō of Japan.
It’s especially strong in actual combat, but I’ve modified it.
First, I lured you into the urn, then I used the killing power of the Demon Blade Fixed Pattern to leave the opponent with no power to counterattack!” Ye Chenfeng explained.
Lu Yuanming was slightly taken aback: “It seems that the little devil’s tactic is pretty effective!”
Ye Chenfeng chuckled: “It’s actually something from our Divine Land, just stolen by them!”
Lu Yuanming couldn’t help but scrutinize Ye Chenfeng again.
Who exactly was this guy?
He was a mystery all over, a treasure all over.
Although Lu Yuanming didn’t know how profound his real Go skills were, he felt that Ye Chenfeng was not lying.
“How’s that?
Can you understand it, Old Lu?” Ye Chenfeng spoke to his fake father-in-law with the tone of an elder.
“…”
Lu Yuanming had decided that when they were alone, he would smack Ye Chenfeng to death with the sole of his shoe!
This guy seemed like he was sent by the heavens specifically to bully him.
But indeed, this guy’s chess skills were exceptional, leaving not a single piece of Lu Yuanming’s on the board and even using the Demon Blade Fixed Pattern that Lu Yuanming had never seen before.
Could it be true, as he said, that no one in the country could battle against him?
Ignoring Lu Yuanming, Ye Chenfeng went off to deal with the daughter’s red liquor.
“Old Lu, you’re not drinking anymore, right?
So can I just go ahead and blow into the liquor jug?” Not waiting for Lu Yuanming to agree, Ye Chenfeng grabbed the jug and began to drink heartily, not forgetting the beef and peanuts of course.
It was simply a heavenly delicacy!
Ye Chenfeng was getting so lost in it that he didn’t want to leave, the daughter’s red was such a fine liquor!
Watching Ye Chenfeng gulp down the liquor, Lu Yuanming’s heart was truly bleeding!
Daughter’s red was just too rare!
Soon, the peanuts were gone, the beef was gone, and the liquor jug was emptied by Ye Chenfeng, who was now tipsy and hazy.
“Lu, your tolerance isn’t up to scratch, is it?” said Ye Chenfeng with drunk, bleary eyes, talking nonsense.
Lu Yuanming: “…”.
Just then, Yao Rui and her daughter came out from the kitchen and caught this comical scene.
The most laughable moment was about to come.
A barely noticeable smile hooked at the corner of Ye Chenfeng’s mouth as he got up from the sofa, holding the jug and wobbling over to Lu Yuanming.
Then, he snugly wrapped an arm around his shoulder, exhaled the smell of liquor, and said drunkenly, “Little Lu, you don’t recognize your Uncle Ye anymore?”
“Pff!”
No sooner had Ye Chenfeng finished speaking than Lu Wanqing couldn’t hold it in any longer and burst into laughter.
Yao Rui was also tickled, laughing nonstop.
Oh God, just kill me!
Anger made Lu Yuanming’s body shake, his fists clenched so tightly that his knuckles were turning white.
If it weren’t for the fact that Ye Chenfeng was drunk, he really wanted to smash Ye Chenfeng’s mouth in.
“What?
You don’t recognize your Uncle Ye anymore?
You little brat, you used to poop in your uncle’s hands when you were little!” Ye Chenfeng dropped another hilarious bombshell that made everyone explode with laughter.
“Haha…” Lu Wanqing and Yao Rui were laughing crazily.
“You’re drunk!” Lu Yuanming was truly angry now, his lofty status had never been subjected to such humiliation.
“Little Lu, Uncle Ye isn’t drunk.
Uncle Ye is someone who can handle a thousand cups without falling!” boasted Ye Chenfeng, holding the liquor jug with utter nonchalance.
Lu Yuanming was really about to explode with rage, and with no other choice, he forcibly poured a bottle of apple cider vinegar down Ye Chenfeng’s throat, and Ye Chenfeng offered no resistance, letting Lu Yuanming pour the vinegar into his mouth.
“Ouch, my head hurts.
I told you I couldn’t hold my liquor, but Little Lu insisted on drinking with me!” Ye Chenfeng mumbled as he gradually sobered up, but he was completely telling barefaced lies.
Moreover, he was exhibiting the highest realm of telling barefaced lies!