106: Chapter 105: Becoming a Eunuch 106: Chapter 105: Becoming a Eunuch “I’m asking you if you have any other women out there?
If you come clean today, I’ll let you off the hook, but if I have to find out myself, hmm, you know what I mean,” Li Shishi said with a cold smirk.
“Don’t think for a second that I don’t have my own intelligence network.
Investigating a big criminal might be beyond me, but tracking down a simple woman, that I can do with crystal clear clarity.”
“This…
this I really don’t,” Song Yun said with a twitch in the corner of his eye.
“Don’t worry, just tell me about one, okay?
I absolutely won’t tell anyone, you should believe me.
I am definitely not the loudmouth type, my lips are sealed tight,” Li Shishi said earnestly.
But Song Yun fully deployed his shameless grin, teasing, “Is your mouth really that tight?”
“Yeah, it’s tight, very tight,” Li Shishi said, only to realize something was off.
Although there was nothing wrong with Song Yun’s question, why did he have to sound so lecherous?
Li Shishi was no innocent girl.
In high school, she and her bestie secretly watched some RB adult films, so naturally, she knew about some of the scenes and the embarrassingly provocative dialogue.
Suddenly, it dawned on her that Song Yun’s reference to a ‘tight’ mouth was not at all about keeping secrets, and she blushed and punched him in the chest.
Song Yun, holding onto her small hand, grinned, “How about you demonstrate it for your husband one day?”
“Scram, you pervert,” Li Shishi finally lost the battle with her rage and started to pummel Song Yun.
After the beating, still fuming, Li Shishi demanded, “Don’t think you can derail the conversation with a few simple sentences.
I’m asking you one last time, how many other women do you have out there?”
“This…
maybe two?” Song Yun mumbled somewhat embarrassedly.
“You don’t even know how many women you have out there?
Unless my Chinese was taught by a PE teacher, didn’t you just answer with a question?
Are you actually asking me how many women you have?” Li Shishi shouted angrily.
“Two, it’s two, there’s no mistake, absolutely no mistake,” Song Yun said seriously.
“Who are these two women?
If you don’t give me a straight answer, I’d rather we both end up in a ditch dead than let them take you away from me,” Li Shishi said fiercely, twisting Song Yun’s ear.
A green snake has venom in its mouth, a wasp has a sting in its tail, but neither is as poisonous as a woman’s heart.
Look at what Li Shishi just said, so serious, so earnest, so…
it made Song Yun dare not lie.
With a cough, he said softly, “One is called Xia Tian.
She’s my childhood sweetheart, growing up with me from childhood.
If it hadn’t been for her during my hardest times, I probably would’ve gone mad.”
“Okay, I might not know about your childhood, but the scars on your body tell me it wasn’t great.
You did indeed need a pillar of support back then.
And the second one?” Li Shishi said.
“The second one…
I can’t remember the second one right now, how about you let me think it over?” Song Yun said cautiously, worried that one wrong word might make Li Shishi pull out a gun from his pocket, shoot him, and turn it into a murder-suicide, both their souls flying to heaven.
“Song Yun~” Li Shishi said, smiling at him.
“Yes, dear?
Is there something I can do for you?” Song Yun shifted his butt towards the car door and asked softly.
“You still dare to hide things from me at a time like this.
I’ll bite you to death, I’m going all out on you today,” Li Shishi suddenly pounced into Song Yun’s arms and, with a blend of scratching and biting, successfully left a few marks on him.
Song Yun looked at the teeth marks covering his upper body, feeling an unspeakable sorrow.
What he had sown, he now reaped on his knees.
But who would’ve thought that too much luck with the ladies could turn into such a disaster?
“If you don’t lay it all out for me today, you’re done for,” Li Shishi said after biting him, still smiling at Song Yun.
“I can acknowledge the girl named Xia Tian has known you longer, has contributed more to you than I have, I can even let her have the top spot in the future.
But shouldn’t you properly tell me about your second woman?”
“Why are you so freaking stubborn?” Song Yun snapped back, irritated and embarrassed as he pulled Li Shishi over and planted a kiss on her lips, “Knowing less won’t do you any harm.”
“You…
huh,” Li Shishi, flustered by Song Yun’s antics, turned beet red and couldn’t continue her questioning.
After a moment of silence, she looked up and said seriously, “We’re all suffering women; you must treat us well.”
“Yes, I swear I won’t let any of you down,” Song Yun said.
“Don’t worry, you will always have the top spot in my heart, solid and secure.”
“It’s not that I’m worried about that; I’m worried that you’ll bring home more ‘sisters’ in the future.
You know men can’t control their lower halves,” Li Shishi said with a mischievous smile.
“Then you’ll just have to drain me dry every day.
That way, I won’t have the energy to cause trouble for others,” Song Yun said with a wicked grin.
“You know, every man’s ammo is limited; once it’s used up, he can’t make trouble for others.”
“No, that’s too much hassle and ultimately, you’re still the one enjoying it.
I’m thinking of cutting off Little Song Yun, and we can all play out a Platonic love affair.
What do you think of that idea?
Anyway, you don’t seem like the kind who’s after our beauty,” Li Shishi said.
Platonic love, what the hell?
It’s a love based on spiritual affection between people, seeking a bond of the mind, eschewing physical interaction, a rational and pure love of the spirit; this is all bullshit.
Just look at Er Mazi next door who, because of a lack of harmony in the bedroom, ended up with a wife who cheated, causing a stir that the whole street knew about.
In the end, so distraught, Er Mazi hanged himself.
Although I’m facing a few more adversaries, I can still stock up on ammo while I can.
Besides, my body’s in top shape; playing this role isn’t tiring at all.
“No way, that method is absolutely unacceptable,” Song Yun said, sweating.
“I disagree; that’s just turning you into widows in the prime of your lives.
Besides, Little Song Yun and I have a deep connection; I can’t just cut it off.”
Imagine if one day, as you walk down the street, a woman with a gorgeous face and a hot body proposes marriage and suggests a lifelong Platonic love affair.
And to prevent any transgressions, she turns you into a eunuch.
Wouldn’t all this be pointless?
If you’ve been made a eunuch, would you still care if your wife is beautiful or not?