429: Chapter 418 Punishment for Being Woken Up from Sleep 429: Chapter 418 Punishment for Being Woken Up from Sleep “What do you mean wait until all this is over, I mean I want you to stay with me tonight, to sleep with me.
I’ll sleep peacefully with you in my arms,” Song Yun said smugly.
“But if you feel like sacrificing yourself, I’m not against it, just keep in mind that you’d be taking advantage of me, unable to resist.”
“You’re dead meat.” Just as Li Shishi had mustered her courage and let her guard down, who would have expected Song Yun, that little rascal, to say something like that?
Her left hand grabbed onto the soft flesh around Song Yun’s waist and executed a three hundred sixty-degree pinch with no blind spots.
“Ouch, stop pinching, or I’m going to retaliate,” Song Yun winced in pain.
“Come on then, retaliate,” Li Shishi said angrily.
“It’s your own fault for making such comments about me.”
“Alright, then witness the Dragon Claw Hand I’ve been practicing for years,” Song Yun flipped Li Shishi over with a mischievous grin and pinned her down, “Sweetheart, just give in to me tonight.”
“Brother, why do I hear a woman’s voice in your room?”
It used to be Li Yueyue, that little troublemaker, who often disturbed Song Yun.
Now, it’s become Song Yuxue.
Song Yun, resigned to his fate, propped himself up and whispered, “Damn, it seems the time is still not right.
Someone always knocks on the door at the crucial moment.”
“Hmph, if you weren’t up to no good, why would you be afraid of someone knocking on the door?” Li Shishi pushed Song Yun and said, “I’m going to hide on the balcony.
Don’t tell Yuxue I’m in your room.”
Song Yun nodded and then opened the door, “What’s up, Yuxue?
Why are you knocking on my door so late at night?”
“When I went to the bathroom, I heard a woman’s voice in your room.
Who’s in there, brother?” the little girl asked curiously, sticking half her head in.
“Huh?
How come there’s no one here?
I’m sure I heard something.”
“You’re probably hallucinating,” Song Yun said sheepishly.
“Who would come to my room at this hour?
Everyone’s asleep in their own beds.”
“Is it really just my imagination?” the little girl asked innocently.
“That’s impossible.
My ears are really sharp.”
Great, Li Yueyue was like a dog’s nose, and now there’s another keen hearer.
How am I supposed to live with this?
Song Yun touched his nose awkwardly and said, “Definitely your imagination.
Go back to sleep, staying up late is bad for you.”
“Oh, okay, I got it.” Song Yuxue, seeing no one after looking around, could only say reluctantly, “There’s really no one?”
“Really, there’s no one,” Song Yun almost burst into tears.
This little missy was hard to please, becoming more and more like Li Yueyue, relentless in her questioning.
After finally convincing Yuxue to leave, Song Yun let out a sigh of relief, “Come out, Yuxue’s gone.”
Li Shishi, adjusting her nightdress and looking composed, came out from the balcony, “I’m also going back to sleep.
You should sleep early too.”
“Come on, what’s the point of sleeping if you’re leaving,” Song Yun protested.
“Don’t worry, I’m as exhausted as a dead dog right now.
How could I possibly do anything inappropriate to you?”
“I don’t believe a word of it,” Li Shishi retorted.
“You have the kind of mouth that can spin sugar into poison and poison into sugar.
Anyone who believes you is really unlucky.”
“You’re really beautiful,” Song Yun said sincerely.
“What do you mean by that?
Don’t think that just because you compliment me I’ll stay here with you,” Li Shishi said, though she was secretly delighted inside.
She was surprised that Song Yun would genuinely compliment someone.
“Didn’t you just say everything I say is the opposite?” Song Yun chuckled.
“You jerk,” Li Shishi, angry, pounced on Song Yun, wrapping her legs around his waist and began pinching and biting him.
Song Yun raised his hand and slapped her well-shaped buttocks, enjoying the bounce against his palm and laughed, “Are you a dog, to be biting me?”
“Jerk,” Li Shishi softened all over from the slap, her face blushing as if oozing with moisture.
“Alright, alright, I really don’t have any energy to do anything else today.
Just stay with me tonight,” Song Yun pulled Li Shishi into the bed.
“Right now, all I want is to sleep peacefully.”
Feeling the constant warm breath on her neck, Li Shishi realized she wouldn’t sleep well tonight.
She shifted a bit and whispered, “Don’t blow on the back of my neck, it tickles.”
After repeatedly telling him to stop to no effect, Li Shishi turned her body in annoyance, only to find Song Yun had already fallen asleep.
She poked his cheek helplessly and muttered, “You’re a bit handsome when you sleep, but when you’re awake, you’re nothing but a big hooligan.”
Since she was wrapped in Song Yun’s arms, Li Shishi had no choice but to lean against him and slowly drifted to sleep.
The next morning when Song Yun was sleeping soundly, something ticklish touched his nose.
After brushing it off casually, he found it was still there, disturbing his sleep.
Uncle could endure, but aunty could not.
Song Yun suddenly opened his eyes to discover Li Shishi propping her head with one hand while the other was teasing him with her hair.
Damn it, doesn’t she know men are at their fiercest in the morning?
To provoke him at such a time was courting death.
Song Yun grabbed Li Shishi’s waist and pulled her onto him, “Picking on me first thing in the morning, aren’t you afraid I’ll take my frustration out on you?”
“Psht, that’s all talk,” Li Shishi scoffed, but suddenly felt a ‘Ruyi Jingu Bang’ pushing against her.
As a modern woman of the 21st century, she knew full well what that was.
Damn, how could she have forgotten about men’s morning ‘Uncle Chen’?
Li Shishi chuckled sheepishly and said, “Get up now, it’s already seven o’clock.”
“What’s the rush, it’s only seven, and there’s plenty of time.
Those girls wouldn’t get up until after nine without someone waking them up,” Song Yun said with a lecherous smile, “We can do a lot in that time.”
“Aiya, I was wrong, okay?
Get off me,” Li Shishi pleaded coyly.
“Where did you go wrong?” Song Yun feigned anger.
“I shouldn’t have woken you up this early and shouldn’t have provoked you.
I swear I won’t do it again, absolutely never,” she swore fervently.
“That won’t do, I don’t trust your words,” Song Yun said, seizing the opportunity, “I’ve said before, if you don’t mess up, how can I ever catch you out?
Finding such a perfect chance to take advantage, I can’t let it go.”