“Old folks, get hyped!

Those with gifts, send a wave of gifts,

Those with money, show your support,

Those without money, show your enthusiasm,

Wave those free glow sticks!

Finally,

Let’s get another round of 66666666!”

The old Daoist roared with all his might, his voice almost hoarse, his arms still waving non-stop, waving forcefully, sweat already flowing from his forehead, his body almost half-soaked.

When he first appeared on stage, he still had the air of an immortal, with a touch of immortal aura in his every move.

But now, he was like an elderly rock enthusiast; he had just sung a dozen songs in a row, all shouted at the top of his lungs, so hoarse that he seemed about to cough up blood at any moment.

“Daoist, we’re all on the same side, all on the same side, stop singing!”

“Daoist, my mom asked me why I’m watching the live stream on my knees. I’m kneeling for you, Daoist, please stop singing!”

“Actually, it sounds pretty good.”

“Upstairs +1!”

“Those who don’t understand appreciation, get out, the Daoist is using bel canto, combined with the rhythm of classical music, and also incorporates some folk elements... I’m sorry, I can’t make it up anymore.”

“The Daoist hasn’t done a live stream for almost half a year, probably because he encountered some difficulties and wanted to vent.”

“Victory Dawn sent a plane: Daoist, keep going, keep singing, you sing so well I’m *”

“Evil Lolicon sent a plane: Daoist, keep going, oh ying ying ying!”

“Damn, that guy showed up again, kill him!”

“Catch him, beat him!”

The old Daoist gasped heavily, then looked at the barrage and smiled, “Next, what kind of show do you want to see?”

“Flying hell money, do that trick again!”

“Upstairs +1!”

“Sword dance, boxing!”

“MC!”

“Anything but singing…

…………”

“Okay, then I’ll sing another song for everyone!”

The old Daoist cleared his throat, apparently preparing to continue singing.

“…………” Water Friend 1.

“…………” Water Friend 2.

“…………” Water Friend 3.

The old Daoist directly adjusted the song,

This is Xiao Yiqing’s “Funeral Song.”

“Sleep, sleep,

Please don’t hesitate anymore!

Sleep, sleep,

Forget all the sadness…………”

“Do you think he’s crazy?”

Tang Shi, standing next to Zhou Ze, suddenly spoke.

Zhou Ze shook his head and said calmly, “He’s the person you’ve been waiting for, he’s back today, so you’re happy.”

“Actually, he’s just feeling uncomfortable.” As Tang Shi spoke, her expression gradually turned cold, “Do you know, the old Daoist gave that monkey a name.”

“Oh? What’s it called?”

“Xiao Qiang.”

Zhou Ze wouldn’t spoil the mood by saying that it sounded like the name of a certain small crawling animal.

“Xiao Qiang was the old Daoist’s former roommate; they met in Rongcheng.”

“Where is he?” Zhou Ze asked.

“Dead.”

Zhou Ze pursed his lips.

“He died to help us escape.”

Saying this, Tang Shi paused, and continued:

“So, this isn’t just to celebrate his return.

Actually,

This is revenge,

Today,

Isn’t a joyful day for the return of an old friend,

It’s a day of revenge,

Blood debt,

Blood repayment.”

Tang Shi waved her finger, and the red ink on the bar immediately splashed out, circling around Tang Shi’s wrist, like a blood-red bracelet, demonically dazzling.

“I don’t understand.” Zhou Ze shrugged, “Since you’ve already escaped, and someone sacrificed for it, why does he want to go back?”

“Before answering this question, can I ask you a question first?”

“Ask.”

“The last temple god, and the senior ghost messenger from Tongcheng who had problems a while ago, why couldn’t they kill you?”

Zhou Ze didn’t know how to answer.

He couldn’t say that he wasn’t very clear himself, like he got drunk, slept, and woke up to see that,

Oh,

The person who wanted to kill me,

Died.

Hahahaha,

That idiot actually died like that,

But I don’t remember anything,

Hahahaha!

Tang Shi helped him answer:

“Because, it’s not just you,

Who will improve.”

“So confident, then I really have to have more expectations.”

Zhou Ze didn’t want the little loli to be able to return safely.

He wouldn’t be deceived by the little loli’s appearance; in fact, he knew that if the little loli returned safely, and even completed the mission, then it would be her turn to settle accounts with him.

The document in his hand, the key to the Gate of Hell that he controlled that originally belonged to the little loli, might have to be handed over.

The death of that driver hasn’t been revealed yet, but at least it shows that the little loli isn’t a kind person.

What everyone wants is nothing more than benefits; the living are busy all day long for benefits, and even after death, it’s still the same.

Before Madam Bai achieved perfect merit and prepared to go to hell, she specifically told him to dispose of her corpse, which was Bai Yingying; she was worried that her corpse would do something uncontrollable in the yang world and bring influence to herself in hell, so she told Zhou Ze to burn Bai Yingying with bamboo on the next Cold Clothes Festival.

In many myths and stories, the gods in the sky also have their own selfish motives and little calculations, so don’t expect those ghost messengers to be concerned about the country and the people.

Tang Shi flipped her wrist, and the red ink splattered on the ground, creating a terrifying effect of blood flowing, and under Tang Shi’s deliberate control, it became extremely eerie and terrifying, with the effect of dripping blood.

“There’s one more thing, why didn’t you go back?” Zhou Ze asked.

Revenge is just a fight,

You call people, I call people, make an appointment, and have a fight.

The little loli called a lot of ghost messengers, and also brought the Faceless Woman, but here, it seems that only that guy is alone.

“I asked him if he needed me to go back, my injury is almost healed, he said no.”

“He’s comforting you and worried that you’ll be in danger again, or does he have enough confidence?”

Tang Shi smiled,

Smiling like a flower,

Zhou Ze had never seen Tang Shi like this,

She bent over,

Covering her stomach,

Seeming to laugh so hard that her stomach hurt, crystalline light slowly dripping from the corners of her eyes,

Choking:

“He said, plane tickets aren't cheap, you know."

………………

Inside the underworld shop,

Two rows of ghost messengers stood. When they completely awakened, the surroundings of the underworld shop were immediately covered with frost, forming ice crystals.

It was as if this was an ice room.

The majestic yin energy seemed so dense that it was about to turn into water droplets and flow out, making people suffocate.

If a living person accidentally entered this place, they would probably get seriously ill after returning.

Ghost messengers,

Are ghosts after all.

Liang Chuan frowned,

He was a little unhappy,

Because his house was dirtied; when the time came, the frost would melt into water, which was a pity for the good mahogany furniture in the shop.

The most uncomfortable thing was that

The people who dirtied his house,

Were all uninvited guests, not guests he had actively invited.

“We’ve been looking for you for a long time.”

The long-bearded man who was previously able to sit side by side with the little loli stood up and walked over at this time,

The situation was set,

This arrest operation, which took a long time to mobilize ghost messengers from all over the place to gather, was finally coming to an end.

A stowaway who ran back to the human world from hell without obtaining an identity was originally a heretic who needed to be killed, not to mention that this guy actually killed people in the yang world, without the identity of a judge, but acting as a judge.

Extremely arrogant,

Seeking his own death!

The Faceless Woman stood beside Liang Chuan, looking at him, remembering how many times she had almost caught him, preventing him from leaving hell, but each time he escaped.

This time,

She would no longer be the one feeling unwilling and angry.

Liang Chuan’s gaze swept over everyone, expressionless. Behind him, the white cat lazily wagged its tail, and even occasionally licked its paws to groom its fur.

“I can give you a choice.”

The little loli took a step forward and stood in front of Liang Chuan,

“Obediently let your soul leave your body, let us take you directly back to hell, you originally escaped from there secretly, now, going back is your proper path.”

The long-bearded man pondered, “If you force us to take action, you must be clear that you will definitely not be able to escape this time; if your soul goes back, you will at most suffer some punishment, and then enter the animal realm, which is better than completely disappearing.”

“Oh.”

Liang Chuan responded,

He understood,

These ghost messengers wanted to save effort, wanting to achieve victory without a fight; it was already difficult for them to be active in the yang world, unless they were willing to choose a body to enter, but this also meant great risks and uncertainties, so they were very low-key in the yang world, not daring to take too much action.

Immediately afterwards, Liang Chuan looked at the Faceless Woman beside him and said,

“Did you catch her?”

The Faceless Woman raised her head, her hair spread out, and a woman’s features began to appear on her flat face; she was in great pain, she was struggling, she was roaring, and she was also roaring.

She was dead,

Her soul was taken away by the Faceless Woman.

Liang Chuan licked his lips,

Slowly lowering his head,

“That’s two.”

They used the lives of his friends to force him to show up,

They,

Succeeded.

“Killing living people will damage our yin virtue, we are also unwilling, this is also because you don’t know what’s good for you.”

The little loli continued,

“If you had obediently not resisted, those two would not have died; also, we also know that you have a few people with whom you have a good relationship.”

“This is…another threat?”

Liang Chuan asked with his head lowered.

“I’m just stating a fact, we are ghost messengers, guardians of order in the yin and yang worlds, you can’t resist us.”

“Hehe…………”

Liang Chuan slowly raised his head,

His eyes,

Were completely red!

The little loli’s heart suddenly skipped a beat, and her whole body prepared to defend against the youth’s sudden attack,

However,

Her body suddenly trembled,

A skeleton hand actually pierced her soul body at this time, her whole person almost froze in place, and then, she turned her head in disbelief, looking behind her,

The long-bearded man,

His eyes were red,

His face showed struggle,

He was obviously being controlled!

But,

How was that possible!

In one exchange,

Directly control the most senior ghost messenger present!

Why was this happening,

Why was this happening?

Liang Chuan raised his head,

Opened his mouth,

Slightly tilted his neck,

His fingers began to tap in the void in front of him, as if playing the piano:

“Shh,

This song,

Have you heard it?

This is,

The “Funeral Song” I play for you.”