chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 379 Men Are All Jerks!
The master bedroom on the second floor of the bookstore;
There was no straw mat on the bed, only a soft mattress underneath, covered with a dark-colored sheet, and thick, high pillows.
The beds in other rooms of the bookstore basically had a set of straw mats, but this room didn't need them.
Bai Yingying and the little loli were lying on the bed.
The little loli had been asleep, but who knew that Zhou Ze didn't come back until the second half of the night. Bai Yingying went downstairs to serve him for a while, which caused the little loli to wake up as well.
This kind of feeling of being forcibly awakened when you're sleeping soundly is really uncomfortable, but she can't complain about anything.
After all, she's just mooching off the bed;
She has no human rights.
Bai Yingying was wearing a silver suspender nightgown, the kind that only women with curves can truly pull off.
The little loli was wearing a red nightgown, staring at the ceiling with her cheeks puffed out.
"Stupid zombie, he only came back now, he must have gone out to find women!"
When she's in a bad mood,
She'll just smear Zhou boss's name.
Of course,
If she's in a good mood,
She can also smear Zhou boss's name.
"Mmm."
Bai Yingying didn't care.
The little loli hugged Bai Yingying's arm with both hands, her toes constantly rubbing against Bai Yingying's thigh. To be honest, this female zombie's body is really smooth and delicate; it's so comfortable to sleep with.
So, every night after everyone falls asleep, the little loli will fight with Zhou Ze for Bai Yingying, but unfortunately, she's too small and often ends up with both herself and Bai Yingying being hugged by that boss.
"Stupid zombie, men are all big pig trotters,
They can't be trusted!"
"Mmm."
"Look at him, the surgery took so long, he must have finished the surgery a long time ago and was flirting with the little nurses in the pharmacy next door.
Maybe he even let them wear their nurse uniforms in the operating room..."
After thinking about it,
The little loli added:
"He definitely made those little nurses wear stockings!
Most big pig trotters like stockings."
Bai Yingying glanced at the little loli with some surprise.
Perhaps,
Because the little loli doesn't usually leave the bookstore,
She hasn't seen the people from the pharmacy next door,
But Bai Yingying has.
Because when the pharmacy opened, the neighbors sent gifts, and Bai Yingying also represented the bookstore to send flower baskets, and even sat there for a while.
After all, this is her boss's business.
Although it's nominally a gift originally given to the boss,
Since it's bearing the "Zhou" family name,
Bai Yingying felt that she should also have the responsibility to take care of this pharmacy for the boss.
Bai Yingying, who has already regarded herself as the future first wife, still has this much magnanimity!
Therefore, Bai Yingying knows the two nurses next door, one named Fangfang and the other named Xiaocao.
Fangfang is very large, the kind of body type of a Japanese sumo wrestler, while Xiaocao is very thin, flat in the front and flat in the back, like a bamboo pole.
The boss would play dress-up with them in the operating room,
And one shot after another?
Bai Yingying fell into deep thought.
The boss's tastes shouldn't be so terrifying!
"Big pig trotters are like this. In his eyes, the little nurses attached to his originally distributed pharmacy are like dowry maids given to him as a gift. In ancient times, dowry maids were also taken into the room to be concubines."
The little loli analyzed carefully for Bai Yingying,
"Because this can help the young lady solidify her position in her husband's house. A good man needs three helpers! After all, they are the personal maids she brought with her. Even if they are taken into the room as concubines, they will definitely be on the same side as their young lady when they encounter enchanting sluts from outside in the future!
Yes,
That must be the case,
Those two little nurses are the advance assault force sent by that woman surnamed Lin, trying to gain a foothold first and then wait for the royal army!"
Bai Yingying couldn't help but think of Dean Lin's figure,
Paired with Fangfang and Xiaocao beside her,
No matter how she thought about it, it felt awkward.
Did Dean Lin find two helpers, or two clubs?
"Lin Ke."
"What's wrong, stupid zombie?"
"I think, a chamber pot maid…………"
"Huh?"
"Someone like you, seems more like it."
Lin Ke negative emotions +999!!!
Stupid zombie,
You've changed,
You actually retaliated!
Of course,
Although she was angrily called a chamber pot maid,
This old lady,
Still won't get out of bed!
"Anyway, men are all big pig trotters, big pig trotters, big pig trotters ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!"
The little loli shouted with her head buried in the quilt.
"Pig trotters?" At this time, the bedroom door was pushed open, and Zhou Ze, who had just taken a shower, walked in. "Are you eating pig trotters tonight?"
"Boss, it's time to rest."
Bai Yingying immediately arranged the pillows next to her and smoothed the sheets.
Zhou Ze got into bed and patted the little loli.
The little loli's delicate body trembled,
She was humiliated,
So angry,
But I,
Still won't get out of bed!!!
Serves you right,
Big pig trotter!
Zhou Ze lay down.
He was indeed a little tired. The school affairs plus the two surgeries were really tiring.
Not long after lying down,
Zhou Ze fell asleep.
Bai Yingying lay on her side, looking at Zhou boss's sleeping face, and closed her eyes as well.
………………
Zombies don't need to sleep, but that doesn't mean they can't fall asleep. In fact, for the previous two hundred years, Bai Yingying had been lying in a coffin.
Every once in a while, Madam Bai might come to see her and talk to her, but most of the time, Bai Yingying could only stay alone in the dark underground.
If you can't sleep,
This day,
Will only be endless torment.
Bai Yingying found it a little strange,
After falling asleep today,
She actually had a dream.
She rarely dreamed because her mind was always very stable. With nothing on her mind, she naturally wouldn't have dreams at night.
Therefore, dreaming is a normal thing for ordinary people, and it doesn't matter if they forget it when they wake up, but for Bai Yingying, at least in the past two hundred years, it was rare to have a dream, which was enough for her to savor it repeatedly for a long time.
In the dream,
Bai Yingying was wearing a red dress,
With gold and silver on her head,
She squatted by the pond, looking at herself in it, her makeup luxurious, completely like a bride getting married,
She was even amazed by her own beauty.
Bai Yingying stood up and walked forward.
In front of her,
Appeared a white marble bridge,
With rows of guards standing there,
Standing straight,
Meticulous.
When Bai Yingying walked over, she was surprised to find that one of the guards looked very similar to Death Servant. To be precise, he was Death Servant.
Bai Yingying even waved to Death Servant to say hello.
But Death Servant didn't react, as if he didn't know her at all.
There was also a guard who looked like Zhang Yanfeng next to him. Bai Yingying also waved to him, but Zhang Yanfeng also ignored her.
Bai Yingying pouted and continued to walk forward with curiosity.
As she walked, a group of palace maids walked towards her, holding up a canopy for her and scattering flowers to clear the way.
Among the palace maids,
Bai Yingying saw Xu Qinglang and Lin Wanqiu.
Bai Yingying was slightly stunned,
Then tightened her cheeks,
Wanted to laugh,
But couldn't laugh,
Had to hold back,
Had to hold back,
Had to hold back!
Sob sob sob!
This servant wants to be the mother of the world, the mother of the world!!!
The palace maids walked forward together, surrounding the Empress.
Looking at the obedient Dean Lin and Xu Qinglang walking in front of her,
Yingying felt a sense of accomplishment and superiority!
Continuing forward,
There appeared a scene of civil and military officials kneeling down,
The man in general's armor at the front was Lawyer An.
Lawyer An knelt there respectfully, not daring to raise his head too high.
Bai Yingying continued to walk forward, maintaining her status.
The weather was fine,
The drums and music were playing together,
The scene was grand,
Yingying herself was a little intoxicated.
Continuing to walk forward,
There appeared an old eunuch, leading a group of eunuchs, standing at the entrance of the main hall. The old eunuch's clothes were different from the other eunuchs. The other eunuchs wore gray-blue clothes, while he wore purple ones.
It was obvious that he wasn't an ordinary eunuch!
At least he was the chief eunuch of the inner palace!
And this chief eunuch was Old Dao.
Old Dao waved his horsetail whisk,
And shouted in a shrill voice:
"Welcome the Empress into the palace!"
After shouting,
Old Dao also knelt down,
"This humble servant greets the Empress."
Bai Yingying reached out her hand, signaling Old Dao to get up.
Then,
Bai Yingying walked into the main hall.
The main hall was very empty,
With red candles everywhere,
Decorated very festively,
Incense burners were curling,
Releasing a refreshing fragrance.
In the very center of the main hall, there was a large bed, covered with red silk and light gauze curtains. A gentle breeze blew, swaying gently, as if even people's heartstrings could be plucked.
A man wearing a groom's attire was sitting by the bed.
What was different from the past was that,
This time,
The man was actually wearing a red hijab.
"Please, Your Majesty, lift the veil!"
A little palace maid brought up a jade ruyi scepter, which was used to lift the red hijab.
The little palace maid looked exactly like Lin Ke and was extremely respectful to her at this time.
Bai Yingying was so excited.
Along the way,
She saw Death Servant, saw Old Dao, and also saw Lawyer An, Officer Xu, Sergeant Zhang, and so on.
Now,
There was only one left!
He,
Was sitting by the bed,
Waiting for her to lift his red hijab,
Letting her admire his face,
Then,
Mmm mmm,
It must be like that!
Bai Yingying took a few steps forward,
Extended the jade ruyi scepter,
Slowly lifted the man's red hijab, with a strong sense of anticipation.
But when the red hijab was lifted,
The excited expression on Bai Yingying's face instantly froze.
After the red hijab was lifted,
Sitting in front of her,
Was indeed a groom,
But the head of the groom that was originally hidden under the red hijab,
Was a big pig trotter!
Big pig trotter!
Big pig trotter!
Big pig trotter!
Lin Ke,
This old lady is going to kill you!
Told you to keep saying big pig trotter, big pig trotter before going to bed!
Boss has really turned into a big pig trotter now!!!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!
Give me back my big pig trotter,
No,
Give me back my dream!