chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 335 Umbrella

"How's business?"

A moment ago, Lawyer An was all smiles.

Now, Lawyer An was cursing under his breath!

It was clear to anyone who wasn't an idiot what Zhou Ze was implying.

He was planning to muscle in on the action.

Lawyer An had just moved his base of operations to the Yangtze River Delta. If Zhou Ze also entered the same industry, he would undoubtedly become a direct competitor.

And did they think the devils escaping from hell were like leeks growing on the ground?

You can't just harvest them once, then I harvest them once.

Even leeks need time and nutrients to grow.

Besides, the number of devils who manage to escape from hell each year is truly limited. The Yangtze River Delta only has so much to go around.

"Alas…suffering."

Lawyer An sighed deeply,

as if burdened by immense sorrow and hardship, mixed with the difficulties and hardships of life that only a man could understand.

"Is business that bad?"

Zhou Ze asked.

"It really isn't good." Lawyer An immediately nodded and continued, "If it weren't for the favors I owe in hell and the acquaintances I have to take care of, I would have quit this line of work long ago. It would be so much more comfortable to go on vacation. Who wants to deal with ghosts all day?"

After speaking, Lawyer An sighed again.

"Suffering."

Zhou Ze looked at Lawyer An's distressed face,

then glanced at the Chunghwa cigarette that he had casually tossed onto the coffee table.

"It seems things are indeed difficult."

"You have no idea how difficult," Lawyer An said with a knowing expression. "A man has to swallow his pain. You understand, right?"

"Mm." Zhou Ze responded.

"Alas."

"How about this, let me relieve your suffering. Hand over this painful job to me, and then you can go on a pleasant vacation. It's a win-win, right?"

"............" Lawyer An.

The little loli at the side revealed a faint smile. She had long guessed Zhou Ze's intentions. The boss was the kind of man who would jump at any chance to profit.

Liu Chuyu, on the other hand, was a little apprehensive.

Holy crap,

why did I have to sit here and listen to you guys talk about this?

"This............ really............ is tough............"

Lawyer An felt a twinge of toothache and was conflicted.

"If you're suffering, think about the Red Army's Long March. To build a harmonious society, to achieve............"

"That's illegal."

Lawyer An interrupted Zhou Ze.

Zhou Ze suddenly realized, and at the same time, he said with a pained expression:

"That makes it even more necessary for me to do it. Since this kind of evil and unspoken rule can't be completely eliminated, even if you, Lawyer An, were to walk out the door and suddenly get hit by a car............"

"This............"

"I'm just saying, if a vase suddenly fell on your head when you walked out the door, and you were killed............"

"I............"

"Just an if, really just an if. Like, you were suddenly killed by ten fingernails."

"............" Lawyer An.

"Without you, Lawyer An, there will be Lawyer Zhao, Lawyer Sun, Lawyer Wang, right? As long as this chain of benefits exists, there will definitely be people who keep stepping up.

Therefore,

it's better to put all this evil under the government's eyes, and let me supervise it.

I can screen out suitable people to arrange things for. Those extremely vicious and mentally unstable devils should go back where they came from. We won't take those jobs, so we can control the potential harm caused by this situation."

Lawyer An moved his lips,

and after a long time,

he squeezed out a sentence:

"You..."

"What's wrong?"

"You're really shameless."

"Does that mean you agree?" Zhou Ze asked.

"You really want to do it?" Lawyer An crossed his legs.

"Mm."

"Aren't you afraid of the risks?" Lawyer An continued to ask.

"Mm, basically, any method that allows a lazy person to get rich is written in the criminal law."

"But you don't have connections. You need to know people in hell, otherwise, you won't be able to connect and the business won't work. You won't have clients."

"It's okay, you can have them."

Lawyer An's mouth twitched.

Is he being this direct?

"So, are you saying you want to invest?"

"Something like that. I can be your shield. You can't do this kind of thing without someone official protecting you, right?

At least, I can guarantee that the other ghost messengers won't come looking for trouble."

I'm not afraid of the other ghost messengers either… Lawyer An.

"This matter, if not handled properly, can cause big trouble. I used to be in this line of work too, and I only ended up in this situation because I committed a crime.

My life is difficult, and I have no status down there. I can only smoke Chunghwa cigarettes to get by."

"............" Zhou Ze.

"This isn't showing off, really not showing off." Lawyer An smiled, pointing to the cigarette in front of him. "When I was doing well, how could I have looked at this kind of trash cigarette?"

"............" Zhou Ze.

Zhou Ze suppressed the urge to tell the little loli to close the door and kill him. He took a deep breath and said in a deep voice:

"Are you cooperating or not? I'll take eighty percent."

"Twenty percent is still a lot," Lawyer An said with some heartache.

"Knock, knock, knock!"

The little loli knocked on the wall panel,

and said:

"Listen carefully to the important points, take notes. It's you get twenty, we get eighty."

"Hiss............" Lawyer An gasped.

At that moment,

he also had the urge to close the door and kill all these shameless, flesh-eating, bone-spitting undead public servants in the living room!

He could do it,

he really could!

If he was facing ordinary ghost messengers,

otherwise, were the ghost messenger certificates that he had worked so hard to get just accidentally dropped by other ghost messengers?

"Then it's really hard to talk about."

"Seventy-thirty then," Zhou Ze said.

"You're............"

"Fifty-fifty," Zhou Ze said, "Now you're satisfied, right? You're responsible for contacting, packaging, and hiding. I'm responsible for keeping watch and providing protection."

So you don't have to do anything and you get half?

"If you're short on underworld money, I can offer you some, it's okay, but this business, really............"

This had already touched Lawyer An's bottom line.

It was his livelihood.

Just as Zhou Ze was about to say something, the little loli spoke first, in a very smug tone:

"Our boss can catch a few more ghost messengers as subordinates, and earn some merit points, and then he can be promoted to captain. His future is limitless."

Captain?

Heh heh.

Lawyer An lowered his head,

suppressing his laughter.

"Don't believe it?" The little loli looked at Lawyer An.

"I believe it, I believe it, pfft............"

Lawyer An covered his mouth and continued to nod,

"I believe it, I believe it."

The little loli turned her head to look at Zhou Ze, very angrily, and shouted, "Boss, he doesn't believe you!"

Zhou Ze was also a little puzzled.

Was the little loli having her period?

It didn't seem like it,

it wasn't time yet,

was she maturing this quickly?

"Boss, I'm so angry, he doesn't believe you!"

The little loli grabbed Zhou Ze's shoulders with both hands and shook him back and forth,

like a daughter coming back to tell her father that her classmates didn't believe that her father was Superman and could fly into the sky!

Liu Chuyu was speechless. What was this act?

Lawyer An had already made it clear that he used to be in this line of work, and he could knock himself down instantly, so he must have been at a high level when he wasn't fired.

A captain, he might not really care about him.

"I'm so angry, I'm so angry, he doesn't believe me!"

The little loli continued to act coquettishly.

"Stop it," Zhou Ze said.

"No, no, no, I don't want to!" The little loli waved her little pink fists, "Boss, show him your ghost messenger certificate, see if your merit points are already very high!"

Zhou Ze was about to refuse,

but he saw that the little loli's hand had already reached into his arms,

and took out the ghost messenger certificate.

Zhou Ze didn't stop her.

The little loli held up the ghost messenger certificate, deliberately jumped off the sofa, walked to Lawyer An, and waved the ghost messenger certificate in front of him,

"Have you seen it before, have you seen it before?"

"............" Lawyer An.

"Come on, here you go, take a look at the number of merit points, remember, don't get it dirty or wrinkled."

The little loli threw Zhou Ze's ghost messenger certificate to Lawyer An.

Lawyer An took the certificate, nodded and smiled, "Okay, I'll take a look."

He opened the ghost messenger certificate,

first Zhou Ze's photo,

then the name and other columns,

then he saw the merit points,

only a little more than halfway through,

was he that lazy?

Lawyer An was about to return the ghost messenger certificate, looking very indifferent,

but when he closed the ghost messenger certificate,

his fingers gently stroked the cover,

he suddenly froze,

and then he suddenly lowered his head,

staring madly at the ghost messenger certificate!

While staring, he was stroking it,

his eyes widened,

and his body was trembling slightly.

"See, will our boss be able to be promoted to captain in a while? Isn't our boss's future bright?"

The little loli looked at Lawyer An like a curious baby,

and blinked at him innocently.

"Bright............ bright............ bright future............"

Lawyer An's voice was trembling a little.

"Then return the certificate to our boss," the little loli said.

"Okay, return it to him."

Lawyer An wanted to stand up,

but suddenly he knelt down with a "plop",

kneeling down to Zhou Ze.

"What's wrong?"

Zhou Ze reached out and took back his ghost messenger certificate from Lawyer An.

"That............ the bell effect............ my legs are weak............ not recovered yet............"

Lawyer An explained.

"Oh, so this cooperation is really not going to happen?" Zhou Ze asked.

"No way! Definitely no way! How could it happen!"

Zhou Ze was a little regretful,

if Lawyer An was a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, he really couldn't force him, even if he fought, he was timid, but he was also the kind of:

timid but strong type.

Even Zhou Ze,

without opening his "Musou" (a special powerful state),

wasn't sure that he could knock down Liu Chuyu all at once.

"How could it happen! This is outrageous!" Lawyer An roared excitedly, "Fifty-fifty is definitely not okay!!!!!!"

"............" Zhou Ze.

"It's twenty-eight, twenty-eight, I get twenty, you get eighty! It's decided so happily!

Thank you for giving me a bite to eat,

people who drive big trucks have to find a protector,

let alone us,

you say,

right?"