chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 324 Occupying a Post Without Doing Any Work

"Creak."

Beneath the night sky,

The door was gently pushed open,

A figure tiptoed out from within,

Just as he quietly closed the door, ready to turn and leave,

The porch light,

Suddenly flickered on.

The man froze. He wore a baseball cap and a black mask, obscuring his face, but a hint of shock could be seen in his eyes.

"Snap!"

A cigarette was lit.

A man in pajamas lay on a long chair in the courtyard outside, seemingly waiting for a long time.

The man yawned, flicked ash, and said,

"Are you stupid?

Search your soul,

Could you sleep?

Could I sleep?

So you actually thought you could sneak out while I was asleep in the dark?

Is your brain filled with swill!"

Lawyer An glared at the man standing behind him, annoyed. Seeing his getup, he laughed, "Look at how you're dressed! You're practically screaming that you can't be seen in the light! If you run into a night patrol, you'll be the first one they check."

The other party took off his mask, revealing a face covered with stubble, and said nonchalantly,

"Is there a problem with my identity?"

"Your identity is definitely not a problem, considering you're a reanimated corpse. But don't forget, you're a patient under close surveillance at the Changzhou Mental Hospital!"

"This is your fault! Why did you guide me into the body of a mental patient? I don't believe it's so difficult to find a recently deceased person in Changzhou!"

"This is the standard life experience package I arrange for all my clients. Prisons and mental hospitals are great places to experience life.

Maybe you can write a book and become a writer after you have some insights and stories."

"Bullshit."

"Hmm, good that you know. Now, go back乖乖乖乖乖乖乖乖, lie down if you can't sleep. I'll take you back to the mental hospital in the morning and arrange a secret transfer for you."

"I'm not going back."

"You have no say in the matter. You violated the contract by running away on your own. If I hadn't shown up yesterday, you'd probably be back in hell, bathing in boiling oil."

"I just want to see my mother and daughter, say a few words to them, even if I don't reveal my identity."

"Idiot! How did that Changzhou ghost catch you in the first place? He grabbed a clue, deduced your identity, set a trap, and you just jumped right in!"

"Help me with this favor."

"Sorry, I can't."

"Wasn't that ghost injured by you? He shouldn't be able to jump out again for a while..."

"A ghost from a neighboring city is coming to find a chance for a snack. One of them is a bit tricky. I don't want to confront him unless absolutely necessary."

"Why?"

"Because two of the three ghosts in Changzhou are drunk and dreaming all day. The only one who does his job was injured by me yesterday, so the ghosts from neighboring cities want to come here to see if there's a chance to grab something."

"Actually, life in the mental hospital isn't so unbearable."

"It's definitely a thousand times better than hell."

"But I still want to see my family, I have to see them."

As he spoke, the man ran away.

Lawyer An sighed,

"Do you really think that crawling out of hell means you can play the protagonist, returning home in glory like a king?

In hell,

You're the lowest of the low,

In the mortal realm, don't forget your place,

You are…street rats!"

The flesh on Lawyer An's hand holding the cigarette began to slowly peel away, revealing bare white bones. The next moment, Lawyer An's figure disappeared from the long chair and reappeared behind the man. The bone hand directly pierced the other party's chest.

Very decisive,

Very straightforward,

He even pulled out a long string of intestines.

Too bad there wasn't a hot pot nearby,

Blood curd and human intestines would definitely be more delicious than maoxuewang (a Sichuan dish with blood curd) and duck intestines.

The man looked at his pierced chest in disbelief,

"How...could...you...dare..."

"This is the mortal realm, not hell. No matter how long the hand of the one who assigned you to sneak over here is, it can't control my life and death."

"Snap!"

The bone hand was pulled out directly.

The man collapsed to his knees,

He felt the vitality slowly draining from his body,

At the same time, his soul began to dissipate because the body it was attached to was dying,

This time,

He didn't even have a chance to return to hell,

Only complete termination.

"Crack..."

The man suddenly opened his eyes,

Cold sweat had soaked his entire body,

He was still holding the door,

As if everything just now was a fleeting dream.

Turning back,

He saw Lawyer An on the chair outside,

Just now extinguished his cigarette with his fingers,

Rainy smoke curling.

"Remember, there won't be a next time."

Lawyer An's voice came faintly.

The man took several deep breaths,

Reopened the door and walked back into the house.

………………

Early morning,

The little loli still went out to buy breakfast, soymilk and fried dough sticks, buying three servings.

Zhou Ze, the little loli, and Liu Chuyu sat at a small round table, each dealing with the meal in front of them.

The little loli had just complained that Zhou Ze hadn't brought Bai Yingying along. The two of them hadn't been able to sleep all night, and their spirits seemed a little sluggish.

Fortunately, it was only one night, so it didn't matter much.

Liu Chuyu swallowed the white porridge bit by bit with difficulty,

The porridge was thick and fragrant,

But he really couldn't eat it.

He didn't want to let his consciousness fall asleep and let the original owner of this body come out to eat, because he knew that his original host was very flirtatious, and he didn't want to lose face.

Just like how the little loli didn't dare to let the real Wang Rui out last night to help this body sleep,

The little loli didn't want to turn herself back into that real silly萌loli, and there was Zhou Ze next to her. Just thinking about the real Wang Rui shouting "Uncle Xu, hug me, Rui Rui wants to sleep," the little loli felt a chill in her heart.

However, Liu Chuyu was a little surprised that,

Zhou Ze and the little loli ate quickly and easily, seemingly without any resistance to eating.

"How...how can you eat it?"

Liu Chuyu asked.

"People are iron, food is steel, force yourself to eat, and you can do it."

Zhou Ze said seriously.

"Force yourself to eat big mouthfuls, swallowing all the sorrows and tears into your stomach. That's life."

The little loli said pretentiously vicissitudes of life.

In short,

It's impossible to tell him that the two of them have *bian hua* (other shore flower) oral solution,

This stuff gets used up little by little,

The two of them are saving it,

How could they be willing to share it with others?

No way!

Liu Chuyu nodded thoughtfully,

Then he picked up the spoon and frantically drank the porridge in big gulps, forcing himself to swallow it quickly!

Like a warrior heading to the execution ground,

With a sense of inexplicable tragedy.

Then,

There was,

"Ew!"

Liu Chuyu covered his mouth, enduring it.

Zhou Ze and the little loli picked up their breakfast and moved away, leaving the room,

They didn't want their breakfast enjoyment to be spoiled by that guy.

When the two of them finished breakfast and re-entered the room, Zhou Ze covered his nose, and the little loli frowned.

In the room,

A floor of vomit,

Emitting a sour smell,

Extremely pungent.

Liu Chuyu was crawling there, pale, with cold sweat on his body, probably even vomiting out his bile.

"I really...can't eat it..."

Liu Chuyu said aggrievedly.

"We all came through it this way," Zhou Ze comforted.

"Try a few more times, and you'll get used to it. You have to understand that the human body is the most adaptable."

The little loli also poured chicken soup.

Liu Chuyu nodded, indicating that he understood,

Perhaps,

This is also a kind of cultivation,

His cultivation is not yet home.

"Shall we go to the temple today to take a look?" the little loli asked Zhou Ze.

She was still thinking about getting things done sooner, earning achievement points, and going back to sleep.

"Yeah."

Zhou Ze responded.

Actually, he was more curious about who the guy who knocked down Liu Chuyu, the ghost, was. He always felt that that person might be a bigger fish.

Boss Zhou certainly wouldn't think that,

That person had just eaten with him not long ago,

And invited him to order dishes on the menu,

That silver card is still lying in his wallet.

When getting ready to go out,

The little loli habitually took out the ghost pass and flipped through it,

Then,

She was stunned.

She reached out and pulled Zhou Ze, who was preparing to call a taxi,

Said:

"The ghost pass shows something."

Liu Chuyu looked at the two of them, who had just gone out and came back, and asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

The little loli put that page of the ghost pass in front of Liu Chuyu,

Then she turned another page,

On it were the wanted posters of two female ghosts,

It's hard to tell beauty from ugliness from the wanted posters, because they're all in the appearance of亡魂 (wánghún, wandering souls), abused and scarred all over, so it's definitely impossible to find them good-looking.

"There's a display? Two evil ghosts have leaked their whereabouts?"

Liu Chuyu felt a pang of pain in his heart,

Why didn't such simple things happen recently,

But the moment his "boss" came, there was free merit to be picked up?

If he had such good things before, why would he keep an eye on that guy who could hide his aura like a private detective, and even put himself in this embarrassing situation?

"The key is to look at the address, Dark Night Cabaret."

The little loli pointed to the address on the wanted poster and said,

"Both of them are there. Is that the cabaret that the other two ghosts in Changzhou that you mentioned yesterday run?"

"Changzhou only has this one, and it's underground, so the people inside are partying day and night. In short, the customers are always full."

The little loli looked at Zhou Ze, then at the ghost pass,

Feeling very absurd,

She used to think Zhou Ze was pretty *xianyu* (salty fish, meaning lazy),

But today she actually met two even more extreme ones.

Two evil ghosts who sneaked back,

Have already run to the cabaret run by the two of you ghosts to party,

And you can still be indifferent,

How can you be so unconcerned for your positions……