chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 461 Second Barbecue Experience

Fire cremation?

Fire cremation?

Fire cremation?

If he weren't currently possessing this body and unable to move,

Boss Zhou would probably have spat out a mouthful of blood!

So, both his past and present lives were so fated with cremation?

He randomly found a suitable body to temporarily possess and rest,

And he hadn't even finished enjoying the afterglow of his first-ever spa,

When he was about to be pushed into the incinerator?

Last time, in a conscious state, the process of being rescued, transferred, dressed for burial, mourned, and sent to the incinerator,

Had almost become Zhou Ze's inner demon.

That kind of experience was a fear that ordinary people couldn't imagine, especially at the moment he was pushed into the incinerator,

That kind of repression,

That kind of suffocation,

Was enough to make one collapse!

Even now,

It was a psychological shadow that Zhou Ze couldn't erase.

"Okay, Director Zhao, let's begin."

The woman's voice sounded very sad and sorrowful,

She should be a poor widow.

Sensing that the stretcher underneath him was being pushed,

Zhou Ze really wanted to laugh,

If he could, he really wanted to pull the guy inside him out of "bed,"

Here,

It's up to you,

You live it,

Let me end it,

He was about to be barbecued for the second time,

He really couldn't go on like this.

How about we switch?

You come out and live, and I'll go in,

When I have nothing to do, I can pop out, chat with you, and act cool?

However, this was just wishful thinking; he was resigned, but resignation didn't solve the problem.

Zhou Ze began to desperately try to escape this body.

I won't stay in this resting room anymore, okay?

I'll find another place to stay.

Or, I might as well wander around randomly for a while.

Buddhist music began to play next to him.

Obviously,

It was about to begin.

When he sensed that the stretcher under him had successfully docked with the incinerator's conveyor belt,

Zhou Ze struggled almost desperately.

He already had a body for resurrection, so he couldn't fully enter and control this one. Zhou Ze remembered that Cuihua and some vengeful ghosts had ways to control bodies.

But there are many people who have eaten pork,

Not many have seen pigs running on a plastic track.

"Click..."

The door of the incinerator was opened.

This was equivalent to intensifying the stimulation for Zhou Ze.

With a "clang,"

It wasn't a sound from outside,

But a sound coming from inside the body,

As if inadvertently,

Zhou Ze sensed that his consciousness seemed to have slipped in.

"His hand is moving, his hand is moving!"

"Look, his hand is moving!"

"He's not dead, he's not dead!"

A burst of exclamations came from outside.

Perhaps,

For the employees working in the funeral home, they had heard rumors of people suddenly waking up when they were sent to the funeral home for cremation, stories of people who were actually not dead,

But for them personally,

This was the first time they had encountered it.

"Husband, you're still alive, are you still alive!"

The widow threw herself onto Zhou Ze,

And began to cry.

………………

The man was moved out of the funeral home,

Zhou Ze could even feel that even the oppressive air seemed to have become much happier.

He was carried onto a car, and the car started quickly.

The surrounding noisy environment suddenly became quiet.

In the car,

Including himself, there were probably only three people, Zhou Ze deduced from the sound of footsteps.

It seemed that he had triggered something,

Leading to a slight increase in his control over this body,

But compared to his original body,

Oh no,

Xu Le's body, it still couldn't compare.

"Not completely dead?"

The driver in front was a little incredulous,

"How could he not be dead?"

"............" Zhou Ze.

These words,

Sounded,

Strange.

"I don't know either, I'm also very confused right now. I watched him being pushed into the incinerator, and I was about to be free, to have a new life.

But just as he was being pushed into the incinerator,

His finger suddenly twitched,

Bastard,

Why isn't he completely dead yet!

I really wanted to push away the staff and personally shove him into the incinerator to burn him!"

"............" Zhou Ze.

Boss Zhou felt a little sorry for the guy he had possessed,

Because the person who said those words just now was none other than the widow who had thrown herself on him earlier and exclaimed "Husband, you're still alive!" looking particularly affectionate.

Buddy,

What kind of evil have you done,

That your wife wants you to die so badly?

And judging from the driver's tone,

Love is a light, making you green with envy.

"Regardless of whether he's dead or not, I won't send him to the hospital. Forget it, I'll just strangle him to death now. No matter if he's still alive or not, I'll make sure he's dead!"

"You can't, you can't. Didn't you see the car following behind? Your relatives are all following behind, they want to go to the hospital together! And our parents have also received the news. They originally didn't dare to attend their son's funeral, but now that they heard your brother is alive, they've already left to go to the hospital!"

Zhou Ze, attached to this "Old Wang next door" brother, couldn't help but sigh in his heart,

This story,

Is getting more and more exciting,

Your younger brother and your wife,

Are really keeping the wealth within the family.

It's a pity you're gone now, otherwise I would have introduced my best friend Wang Ke to you.

"But we can't go to the hospital, we told everyone it was a sudden heart attack. What if they find out he was poisoned at the hospital?"

The man's voice became very nervous.

"What do you want me to do? How would I know! How would I know!"

The woman shouted hysterically.

"It's all you, you're the one who told me to feed him that, it's you, it's all your fault! I said a long time ago that this wouldn't work, that there would be problems!"

The woman started to shift the blame.

"It's already come to this, what's the point of saying this now? I got the medicine, you fed it to him, we're both involved!"

The man was quite rational.

"Drive slower, drive slower. I'll call my friend. Oh right, don't go to Hospital Number One, go to Hospital Number Three, the one where I used to work.

I'll call and arrange it.

It's okay, it's okay, as long as he's dead, we'll be fine!

Hurry, confirm he's dead, confirm it quickly. As long as he's sent to the hospital, confirm that he's already dead, the hospital won't do an autopsy, they won't.

I'll drive."

The woman also calmed down and switched seats with the man.

This was a business van, the space was actually quite large.

The man then walked to Zhou Ze's side. He first put his ear to Zhou Ze's chest, he didn't hear a heartbeat. He also put his hand under Zhou Ze's nose, and didn't feel any breath.

He looked like a dead person!

Just then,

The man's eyes widened,

Because he saw his brother's corpse slowly raise its right middle finger!

"凸"

"Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The man screamed,

He wasn't dead,

The man wasn't really dead,

He really wasn't dead!!!

His brother was still alive,

Still alive!

"Sister-in-law, Aiwu, Aiwu, he's really not dead, my brother's really not dead, his finger just moved, and he, he did it to me..."

"Then kill him!"

The woman screamed.

Don't blame these two for being so flustered and helpless right now,

It's just that this kind of thing, where the funeral service is over and the person suddenly "comes back to life" before being sent to the incinerator,

There are very few people in this world who have experienced it.

Moreover,

This person,

Was killed by them.

Even the coldest killer would probably feel at a loss in the face of this situation. These two people,

No,

This pair of adulterers are already doing great.

"Yes, kill him, kill him!"

The man subconsciously reached out and strangled his brother's neck.

Zhou Ze sensed that his neck was being strangled,

And muttered in his heart:

"Brother, I advise you to be kind."

The woman looked back through the rearview mirror while driving, and immediately scolded:

"We're going to the hospital, what are you going to do if you leave marks? Aren't you deliberately leaving evidence!"

Once sent to the hospital, even if the person is dead, if the doctor finds strangulation marks on his neck, they will definitely be suspicious. As long as a simple autopsy is done, the approximate cause of death can be determined.

"Right, right, we can't leave marks!"

The man looked around in a panic, picked up a towel from the seat, and directly covered his brother's nose and mouth with it. His hands pressed down on it, not too hard, but enough to ensure that his brother couldn't breathe.

"Brother, die, die quickly!!!!!!!

Brother begs you, die quickly, die quickly!!!"

The man shouted.

A feeling of suffocation came,

Zhou Ze felt a little uncomfortable,

But it hadn't reached the point where he couldn't control himself.

Zhou Ze understood,

This body, because of the addition of his soul, had stimulated a little bit of activity from a completely dead state, but it was still in a state of suspended animation, equivalent to the "turtle breathing technique."

In fact,

Humans don't just rely on their mouth and nose to breathe, the pores all over their bodies can actually breathe. Especially when the body is still in a state of suspended animation, the demand for oxygen is not very high, so being covered in the mouth and nose is not a big problem.

About a quarter of an hour later, the woman shouted:

"The hospital is ahead, is he dead?"

The cars of the relatives behind were following too closely, and it was impossible for the woman to deliberately slow down, for fear of arousing the suspicion of the relatives.

"He's dead, right..."

The man wasn't too sure either,

He had been pressing down on the towel all the way, even an elephant should have been suffocated to death by him, right?

He let go of his hand,

Took off the towel,

And subconsciously picked up the towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead,

He had sweated too much,

Ten percent from the heat,

Ninety percent from the fright.

But when he realized what kind of towel he was holding,

He immediately threw the towel away,

And rubbed his face vigorously with his hands,

Bad luck, bad luck,

So damn unlucky!

However, when he looked at his brother lying on the seat again,

A terrifying scene appeared,

His brother, who had been covered in his mouth and nose all the way,

Suddenly opened his right eye,

And winked,

At him!