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Chapter 509 The Laughter Remains (Fifth Update!)
These few words,
The little zombie bit out each word, one by one.
Clearly,
Zhou Ze's "adding sugar" from a few hours ago had left him with extremely deep-seated fear. In that moment, he had been pinned to the wall, left with nothing but helplessness.
If Zhou Ze hadn't been drained himself at the time, without any strength left, the little zombie might have been killed then.
Don't be fooled by Boss Zhou's usual lazy demeanor; once he gets down to business, he's truly ruthless in cutting down the weeds and eliminating the roots.
"Newly grown nails, can be used to peel apples."
Zhou Ze spread out his ten fingers,
This was the truth,
He didn't have any intention of holding back.
Of course, if he could, Zhou Ze probably wouldn't obediently do a "add sugar x10" again.
Turning himself into a lamb for the slaughter,
Delivered into the little boy's hands?
The Qing Dynasty zombie suddenly pounced,
Zhou Ze and the little boy dodged in opposite directions,
Rolling away, Zhou Ze looked up to find the Qing Dynasty zombie heading straight for him!
Completely ignoring the little boy on the other side!
Are you freaking crazy!
Why are you chasing me!
Zhou Ze could only get up quickly and dodge repeatedly. Fortunately, the other party was like a mad dog, with greatly enhanced speed and strength, but his awareness seemed somewhat muddled.
Bai Yingying had told him that Bai-furen had told her that there was indeed a way for zombies to improve themselves by devouring each other in a manner similar to raising Gu, but this was not the mainstream.
Because zombies are essentially an aggregate of resentment and baleful Qi,
If they rashly devour each other,
The result would be to allow resentment and baleful Qi to overwhelm their original sanity. The final result would be a seeming increase in power while simultaneously killing oneself.
Historically,
There have been several records of zombie kings foolishly attacking Dragon Tiger Mountain or the Western Paradise;
It wasn't that they were retaliating against righteous people to fulfill their "Don't bully a young man for being poor" vows,
It was purely because they had devoured so much that they didn't even know who they were anymore and embarked on a path of no return,
In the end, they were either suppressed by so-called righteous sects or brought down heavenly lightning upon themselves, blasting themselves into渣 (zhā, smithereens).
The one before him clearly resembled that.
However, even so, this guy's madness was not to be underestimated. Zhou Ze was already being very careful to avoid him, but still, limited by his own physical condition and the disproportionate strength and speed between the two, he was directly grabbed by the other party.
The next moment,
The other party's fangs reached over.
"Bang!"
The other party's body suffered a heavy blow,
The little boy had attacked from behind.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhou Ze crossed his hands and said in a low voice:
"Coffee!"
Ten strands of black mist, much fainter than usual, were released from his nails, locking the Qing Dynasty zombie in place. Zhou Ze immediately retreated, putting some distance between them.
"Roar!"
The little boy also revealed his fangs and charged forward!
He was planning to get rid of this traitor once and for all.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
However,
When the little boy was less than two meters away from the Qing Dynasty zombie,
The smoke around the Qing Dynasty zombie suddenly collapsed!
The little boy turned his head in surprise to look at Zhou Ze behind him,
His eyes filled with
Anger:
You're tricking me?
Actually, he had really wronged Zhou Ze. He wouldn't be so rash as to fire on an ally when the common enemy hadn't been eliminated.
It was purely because his own "coffee"
Was too thin,
And couldn't restrain the other party for too long.
"Boom!"
The Qing Dynasty zombie, freed from his restraints, took the initiative to charge at the little boy, carrying the little boy and smashing through the door panel together, the two of them rolling outside.
Zhou Ze hurriedly followed,
Reaching the outside,
He discovered the unusual atmosphere outside. A faint white mist was rising, giving one the feeling of the white canvas used at rural funerals.
The feng shui of this place had problems, leading to the series of changes that followed.
No wonder the zombie named A Tie had said that they would move after the little boy's injuries recovered a bit; it was simply impossible to continue living here.
At this moment,
The Qing Dynasty zombie had pinned the little boy beneath him,
Both of them opened their mouths, revealing their fangs, and bit down at each other!
Zhou Ze shook his head,
Took a deep breath,
And said in a deep voice:
"Newspaper!"
But he only felt a spasm in the area of his ten fingers, along with his arms, so painful that Zhou Ze almost lost all sensation in his arms.
Overdraft,
Serious overdraft,
He really couldn't keep up.
But Zhou Ze couldn't just watch the little boy be killed by that Qing Dynasty zombie. After all, the two were not even in the same weight class. The little boy taking a bite was not the same as that zombie taking a bite.
It was like those boring water-in, water-out problems in middle school math class;
The little boy would soon be bitten to death.
"Ghost Jade!"
Zhou Ze shouted.
There was no movement,
Silence.
"If you don't come out, I'll dig off the tattoo on my hand!"
Zhou Ze roared.
"Whoosh!"
Ghost Jade immediately flew out, directly drilling into the head of the Qing Dynasty zombie, no one knew whether it went in through the nostrils or the mouth, but it had gone in!
"Roar!"
The Qing Dynasty zombie stood up directly, released the little boy beneath him, and began to roar madly, clutching his head with both hands, shaking the rock walls above so that they began to drop stones.
The little boy, already covered in blood, did not admit defeat;
His zombie physique was indeed much more durable than Zhou Ze's ordinary human physique,
He actually ignored everything and climbed up the Qing Dynasty zombie's leg, opening his mouth and biting down on the other's neck.
"Pfft!"
This was truly an intense greeting between teeth and flesh,
Bringing a kind of primal and violent aesthetic.
Zhou Ze tried hard to quickly restore sensation to his arms. To be honest, he wanted to go up and bite too, but his body was too weak; he couldn't even grow fangs, how could he bite?
Fortunately, the little boy was strong,
This guy was really strong,
So strong that Zhou Ze couldn't help but admire him;
After being nailed by eight nails, he was still fighting so hard.
There was something indescribable hidden in his small body.
Perhaps,
This was a zombie,
This was a real zombie.
From birth,
From the day he possessed intelligence,
He was destined to fight against the heavens, against living beings, against all things;
Without this ruthlessness, he simply couldn't survive.
Zhou Ze pursed his lips. In a daze, he experienced the difference between a domestic flower and a wild flower, as if he was the baby who had always been in a greenhouse, while the little boy had experienced so much more than him.
"Roar!"
Zhou Ze opened his mouth and began to roar!
His throat was already hoarse;
No matter how wide he opened his mouth, he could only make a raspy sound.
But Zhou Ze did not give up,
While watching the scene of the two zombies tearing at each other in front of him,
He roared with all his might,
This feeling,
Was a bit like a宅男 (zhái nán, otaku) watching porn on his computer screen, seeking stimulation while jerking off with all his might!
That was the truth;
Zhou Ze didn't know if doing this would have any effect,
But at this time, he couldn't really just stand by and watch, could he?
Or run up and kick them in the ass?
And so,
The scene became very comical,
Even a little nonsensical;
Two zombies, one big and one small, were tearing and fighting,
Because of Ghost Jade's sudden addition,
The little boy was not at a disadvantage;
And next to this intense battle,
There was a man,
Constantly practicing bel canto…
Zhou Ze roared until he was almost hypoxic,
His head spun,
A feeling of weightlessness washed over him,
But Zhou Ze immediately bit the tip of his tongue, regaining his clarity and controlling his body balance.
He gritted his teeth,
And found that the sensation on his teeth was a little different;
Two fangs had actually grown out again,
At the same time,
A very faint, very light blue color appeared on his arms.
"Huff… huff… huff…"
Damn it,
He finally got it out,
No,
He had finally triggered it.
Zhou Ze didn't dare to delay any longer. He immediately rushed into the fray. The little boy was in front, while Zhou Ze pounced from behind, biting down on the back of the other's neck!
Sour,
Stinky,
The taste was like biting into a can of sardines that had long expired,
But at this time, he couldn't care about anything else. Zhou Ze used his hands and feet, clinging to the back of this enlarged Qing Dynasty zombie.
One bite,
One bite,
Another bite!
He had already lost count of how many bites he had taken,
Zhou Ze only knew that he had to hurry;
He didn't know how long he could maintain this state;
In this limited time, he had to kill the guy in front of him!
The Qing Dynasty zombie's screams, Zhou Ze's and the little boy's roars, were mixed together here, forming a passionate symphony. However, what was being presented here was the most bloody and glaring essence of survival.
The Qing Dynasty zombie suddenly swung his hand,
"Bang!"
Zhou Ze was sent flying,
Slamming hard into the wall,
After landing,
Zhou Ze's chest heaved,
Mouthfuls of blood spilled from his mouth,
His body was even more like it had broken free of your control,
You were even too weak to control a single finger.
The little boy also fell down, landing on the ground in a very dejected manner; he had also used up everything.
Actually,
It was really speechless;
If it had been Zhou Ze or the little boy from before they were injured,
Solving this Qing Dynasty zombie wouldn't have been a big problem at all.
But the laughable thing was that the two of them had a bloody battle beforehand,
So in the end,
They had to face this opponent, who they wouldn't have even cared about in the past, in their weakest state.
The Qing Dynasty zombie's body spun around in place,
He seemed to be still trying his best to maintain his towering standing posture,
But the bones and flesh of his neck had basically been bitten through.
After spinning around,
His head directly "gulped"
Fell off his neck,
Rolling far away on the ground,
While his headless body,
With a "boom,"
Slammed heavily to the ground,
Motionless.
"Heh… pff…"
Zhou Ze laughed while spitting blood;
At this moment,
He felt that blood was so worthless; it was constantly and voluntarily gushing out.
The little boy on the ground in the distance seemed to be laughing too,
Then,
The little boy staggered,
And actually slowly climbed up again;
He was truly an unkillable cockroach!
Zhou Ze really wanted to wipe his mouth;
He was a clean freak;
So much sticky liquid sticking to his chin and chest made him very uncomfortable, even if it was his own blood.
The common enemy had been resolved,
Next,
It was time to fire on his ally.
The little boy staggered towards Zhou Ze,
Zhou Ze calmly looked at him,
What was changing was the distance between them, getting closer and closer;
What remained unchanged,
Was that the laughter continued…