chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 502 You Too? (Fourth Update!)

It seems like there's a lot of drama in wealthy families; the women in those deep mansions seem to have nothing better to do all day than engage in scheming and infighting.

The most obvious examples are the Qing Dynasty dramas these days, as if the greatest significance of that dynasty's existence was to provide later screenwriters with a stage to fully display themselves and create stories with all their might.

Actually, anyone who has really been to the Forbidden City knows that, by modern standards, it's really not that big. The Imperial Garden and Imperial Study aren't very big either. It's hard to imagine how the concubines could have maneuvered so well on such a small stage.

However, to Zhou Ze's surprise, even in this mountain ghost den, there was such a tragic and melodramatic love triangle playing out.

In fact, Zhou Ze had considered whether the bride might be deceiving him, taking him outside only to immediately shout for help, resulting in him being ambushed on all sides.

But now he had to treat a dead horse as if it were alive; what else could he do but believe her?

Just turn around and go back?

After urging the bride to get dressed, Zhou Ze went out of the bridal chamber with her.

The lawyer An, who was standing guard in the pavilion outside, thought that the mission was accomplished. They found the little loli and could all go home happily to plant lilies and enjoy the "steal vegetables" fun.

Who knew that upon closer inspection,

the goods were not as advertised.

Where was the little loli?

Cosmetic surgery?

"Not her?" An asked.

"Not her."

"Then you brought out..."

An couldn't understand. If it wasn't her, what did you bring her out for? Give her back.

"She knows where Lin Ke is."

Zhou Ze said.

"Esteemed ones, please come with me. My husband is usually asleep in his room at this time and won't wake up. Today is our wedding day, and he didn't get up either, so we must hurry.

Once my husband wakes up, he will definitely go to that fox spirit."

An and Zhou Ze exchanged a glance, and still followed behind the bride towards the corner. They didn't encounter anyone along the way. After so many turns, a separate small courtyard appeared in front of them. Behind the small courtyard was a rock wall; they must have reached the end of this underground structure.

"Boss, this place doesn't look like it was built by ghosts. It doesn't look like a mausoleum either. Who would be idle enough to come here and build all this?"

"If you want to know, you can contact an archeological team to come and dig it up after we get out."

Hearing this, An shrugged. Wouldn't bringing an archeological team be courting death?

If such a ghost den were opened up, it would definitely be more terrifying than the curse of Tutankhamun in Egypt back then.

"You two esteemed ones, that little fox spirit is in there."

The bride said, pointing to the courtyard.

Seemingly to prove that she was really just trying to defend her love against a mistress and had no other intentions, the bride took the initiative to walk in and push open the door.

Zhou Ze and An followed.

They found a bed in the inner room.

A girl was lying on the bed.

The girl was wearing modern clothes.

Who else could it be but the little loli?

But the little loli was lying motionless on the bed, as if she were asleep.

"She has been placed under a restriction by my husband and can't wake up now. Esteemed ones can take her out now. The time until my husband wakes up is getting closer and closer."

Zhou Ze signaled with his eyes.

An immediately went over, walked to the bed, and picked up the motionless little loli.

"Damn, she must have been eating and drinking well these days. She's quite heavy."

"Eating the same things as you?"

Zhou Ze asked.

"Boss, if you mention that again, I'm really going to throw up. You carry her."

An was very helpless.

He had already decided that he would go to the hospital for a stomach wash after he got out.

After carrying the little loli out,

the four of them walked to the entrance of the small courtyard.

The bride knelt directly in front of Zhou Ze and the others:

"Thank you esteemed ones for coming to rescue me!"

Zhou Ze and An looked at each other.

What was originally a tricky matter

had become very simple because of this straightforward bride. Without her guidance, it would have been almost impossible for Zhou Ze and An to wander around here, find this place, and remain undetected.

As a result,

Zhou Ze and An were a little embarrassed.

An was carrying Lin Ke, but still nodded and said:

"Thank you, young lady, for your righteous help!"

Then,

An said again:

"However, my lady, jealousy is not a good thing. You haven't had women's liberation here yet, right? I think as the first wife..."

Before An could finish his nonsense,

a figure suddenly appeared in the distance,

a short figure.

As soon as he appeared,

the temperature here dropped sharply!

The bride, who was kneeling on the ground, immediately stood up in a panic. When she saw the short figure who looked like a little boy, her expression changed. Then, she immediately cried out with a tear-streaked face:

"Husband, save me! These two flower-picking thieves suddenly broke in and are threatening to take me and my sister away! I just knelt on the ground and refused to obey them even to death.

I begged them,

even if they kidnap me, it's okay,

but they must leave my sister behind!

I know that my sister is your darling, my husband.

I would rather sacrifice myself

than see my husband sad because of losing his sister!

Husband,

my good husband,

my beloved husband..."

"..." Zhou Ze.

"..." An.

So women are born drama queens, especially since this is a snake spirit.

This damn quick transformation is really like Sichuan opera face-changing.

The little boy was wearing a small suit, looking less like the boss of some ghost den and more like a young master from a wealthy family.

At this moment,

the little boy's gaze first fell on Zhou Ze and An,

then fell on the little loli in An's arms.

The little boy's eyes instantly turned red.

His anger rose immediately.

His feet began to lift off the ground,

with only his toes still touching the ground.

Then, he directly rushed towards Zhou Ze at a high speed. You could tell how fast he was by the sparks flying from where his toes touched the bluestone slabs!

"Lao An, take Lin Ke and go first. I'll hold him back!"

In many cases, Zhou Ze was the last person who liked to show off. He also knew that this little boy, despite his small size, could be the boss in this ghost den. He was really at the level of a Black Mountain Old Demon, just like An had joked before.

But at this time, he couldn't hesitate so much.

Zhou Ze regretted

being lazy just now and not carrying the unconscious Lin Ke himself.

Otherwise, it would be An, not himself, saying, "You go first, I'll hold him back."

He couldn't just snatch Lin Ke from An's arms now and tell him to cover their retreat, could he?

Of course,

Zhou Ze hoped that An could display the excellent traditional style of "the leader retreats first when something happens" at this time,

saying that he would cover their retreat and let himself go first.

If he said that,

Zhou Ze felt that he would definitely agree immediately!

However,

An unexpectedly listened this time,

without any hesitation or procrastination. He directly started running away with Lin Ke in his arms. His speed was not much slower than the little boy rushing over.

Zhou Ze looked at An's back in disappointment, then turned back.

Just in time,

the little boy had arrived.

He couldn't dodge, he couldn't avoid,

so let's fight!

"Coffee!"

Zhou Ze crossed his hands,

and ten black mists instantly rose up, blocking the little boy.

The little boy was slightly surprised when he saw Zhou Ze's fingernails,

but he didn't slow down at all.

He rushed up directly!

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The black mist emanating from Zhou Ze's fingernails lashed fiercely at the little boy like whips.

But the little boy's body was shockingly hard.

Without dodging,

he directly scattered the ten black mists and forcibly rushed in front of Zhou Ze.

"Swish!"

With a flash,

he directly soared into the air,

opened his mouth,

and bit down towards Zhou Ze's neck!

Zhou Ze quickly retreated, while simultaneously swinging his ten fingernails towards the boy's face.

Perhaps Zhou Ze's fingernails made the boy a little wary. His body paused slightly in the air, and then his small body actually rotated. He brought his feet together and kicked directly at Zhou Ze.

"Armor!"

Zhou Ze let out a low roar.

The samurai armor that hadn't been used for a long time and was always forgotten at critical moments appeared,

instantly covering Zhou Ze's body.

"Bang!"

But he was still hit by this kick.

Zhou Ze retreated more than ten steps in a row, barely standing, and the armor on his chest was already dented beyond recognition.

Damn, Japanese armor is just like Japanese cars; it can't withstand a collision.

After a series of attacks,

the little boy also stopped,

stopping at the position where Zhou Ze had just been standing.

His gaze still fell on Zhou Ze's fingernails.

A faint smile seemed to appear on the corner of his mouth.

"Husband, husband, you've finally come. I was scared to death; I was almost scared to death just now."

The bride hugged the little boy's leg and began to cry.

This Ghost King himself is a shota (young boy),

so it's no wonder that the people he marries and is interested in are also little girls.

Lin Ke's body of a little girl with the inner thoughts of a mature woman probably pleases this shota the most,

so he transferred his affection so readily.

The little boy lowered his head slightly, looking at the bride hugging his leg.

"Scared to death?"

He asked.

"Yes, yes, I was really scared to death just now. I was really..." "Ahhhhh!"

One of the little boy's hands grabbed the bride's head,

and then,

in a scream,

the bride's body began to twist,

turning into a black snake whose seven inches were being gripped.

The black snake's tail was shaking and struggling desperately, as if begging with all its might,

but her body still exploded in the next moment.

The little boy shook his hand.

He was actually holding a snake gall in his hand.

He raised his head,

opened his mouth,

threw the snake gall into his mouth,

and then smiled at Zhou Ze while chewing on his wife's snake gall,

saying:

"You are also a jiangshi (zombie)?"