chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 500 Bizarre (Second Update!)

Chapter 168 Drinking, Drinking, Drinking!

"Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!"

The guests at the nearby tables were startled by Lawyer An's boldness, and immediately began to cheer, a crude custom and cultural tradition that has existed at banquets since ancient times.

Zhou Ze always felt that crude customs were the most difficult things to change.

Look,

These people have been dead for who knows how many years, and they still haven't changed.

Sigh,

Zhou Ze shook his head, these people are beyond saving.

Then,

He immediately joined in, shouting to Lawyer An beside him,

"Drink! Drink! Drink!"

Even the seven foreign devils at the table joined in, urging Lawyer An to quickly finish the wine jar.

The important figure and the old woman beside him also looked at Lawyer An with approving eyes,

As if he were a promising child.

Lawyer An took a deep breath,

And looked at the boss beside him.

He signaled with his eyes,

Should we do it?

Zhou Ze pretended not to understand and continued to applaud.

Lawyer An gritted his teeth,

Picked up the wine jar in front of him,

And started chugging!

Wine,

It smelled like wine,

But whether it was cat pee, dog pee, or some other disgusting thing, no one knew.

The wine soaked Lawyer An's face,

Mingling with the hot tears he shed.

After drinking a jar of wine,

Lawyer An put the jar on the table, his body swaying.

"Good!!!"

"Good!!!"

The people nearby applauded and cheered together.

The important figure and the old woman finally left here, heading in another direction.

Lawyer An sat down,

Pursed his lips,

And blew on his bangs.

Zhou Ze beside him picked up a wine bowl and said,

"What kind of urine do you think this is made from?

Is it fresh urine,

Or vintage?

I bet the urine stains have accumulated into a thick layer, right?"

"Blegh!"

Lawyer An was fine not listening,

But as soon as he heard that, he couldn't restrain the churning in his stomach. If he wasn't afraid of attracting attention, he would have vomited it all out.

"Rest, rest."

Zhou Ze thoughtfully patted Lawyer An on the back, helping him to calm down.

Lawyer An couldn't express his suffering, and he couldn't blame his boss either, because he had started it, but the boss had tricked him even more.

The banquet continued,

Zhou Ze and Lawyer An continued to sit at the table and watch.

About half an hour later,

The banquet entered another climax.

A group of gorgeously dressed women surrounded a girl wearing a red hijab and a bright red wedding dress...

Walked over.

Yes,

A girl,

The bride's figure was too small.

Unless she had dwarfism, she was definitely a little girl.

For a moment,

Zhou Ze subconsciously clenched his chopsticks.

Lin Ke?

Was it Lin Ke?

"Boss, don't be impulsive!"

Lawyer An immediately grabbed Zhou Ze's wrist to remind him.

There are so many ghosts here, and there might be some old guys around. We can't hold on if we fight here.

Zhou Ze took a deep breath, nodded, indicating that he understood. Only then did Lawyer An relax and let go.

The women surrounding the bride had such thick rouge that it could be scraped off and used as oil in a pot, and they all looked like they were cast from the same mold.

This made Zhou Ze think of the paper figures in the underworld shop. The custom of burning paper figures is still popular in many rural areas.

Burning some servants, sedan bearers, and maids,

Hoping that they can take care of the deceased after being burned down.

The bride followed step by step. Zhou Ze wanted to try to make some noise to get the bride to notice, but first of all, the surroundings were noisy, and unless he shouted, it wouldn't work at all.

But if he shouted, it would be easy to expose himself.

Secondly, it was really not suitable to cause trouble at this time.

The bride seemed to be just making a show and then left.

Zhou Ze didn't see the groom come out from beginning to end, but marrying such a young bride, the groom must be a pervert, right?

The banquet seemed like it would never end.

Everyone was engrossed in eating and drinking,

Excited,

Jubilant,

Food and drinks were constantly being brought up, endlessly.

When the time was right, Zhou Ze and Lawyer An secretly left the table and walked in the direction the bride had just left.

There were quite a few people along the way, coming and going, so instead of having to pretend to be sneaky, they just swaggered in naturally.

They walked all the way to the depths of the cave,

And a courtyard appeared in front of them.

A very simple bluestone archway, behind which was a visible winding corridor and a lotus pond, which was actually full of lotus flowers.

It had the charm of an ancient town in the Jiangnan region.

However, under this archway, there were two men dressed in black servant clothes standing guard, in a posture that forbade others from entering.

It was definitely not appropriate to force their way in. After all, they hadn't determined the bride's location yet. If they found Lin Ke, the three of them could try to force their way out.

Lawyer An made a few gestures to Zhou Ze,

With a serious look on his face.

Then he made an OK frowning gesture, signaling Zhou Ze to understand?

Zhou Ze shook his head.

God knows what your gesture means.

Lawyer An took a deep breath,

Shook his head,

And directly revealed his skeleton hand, slowly fanning his hand.

For a moment,

Two pink mists slowly drifted over, first spreading to the feet of the two servants, and then slowly climbing up from their backs, finally entering their nostrils.

For a moment,

The two families began to close their eyes,

Swaying drowsily.

"Go!"

Lawyer An immediately signaled Zhou Ze to follow. The two of them passed in front of these two servants, not daring to stop for a moment, and ran directly through the corridor.

Suddenly, there was the sound of footsteps ahead,

The two were startled at the same time,

Zhou Ze immediately reached out and pushed open the door of the room beside him, while grabbing Lawyer An's shoulder with one hand, pulling Lawyer An in with him, then quickly and carefully closed the door.

The group of people walked away while talking and laughing, not noticing anything.

Lawyer An breathed a sigh of relief, "Damn, it feels like when I used to hook up with girls, going to their house and always being on guard for their husbands to come back."

"What's the difference from now?"

Zhou Ze asked.

Lawyer An frowned, thought for a moment, and said,

"It seems like there's really no difference."

Hooking up is one thing,

But now it's stealing someone else's bride,

Even more exciting.

Earlier, because the situation was urgent, they went directly into this room. When Zhou Ze turned around and looked into the room, he immediately reached out and pulled Lawyer An's arm.

Lawyer An turned around in confusion,

Then he was also stunned.

The room was very big,

But it was also very small.

It was big because the room's layout was big,

It was small because there were too many things piled up in the room.

It can be said that,

This room,

Except for the few steps behind the door, there was basically no empty space.

What was piled up inside was not other things,

But corpses piled up to the brim!

Yes,

Many people know what a morgue is like, and if they haven't been there, they can at least get a general idea through film and television works.

But the scene in front of them,

Completely blew the morgue away.

One corpse after another,

In different clothes,

Were neatly stacked together, appearing very orderly.

It was like playing a stacking game. The person who stacked them must have had OCD.

The heads were facing Zhou Ze's side, so from Zhou Ze's point of view, it looked like countless dead faces were staring at him.

It was as if someone would open their eyes in the next moment,

And say "Hi" to them.

"What's going on with so many corpses?"

Zhou Ze couldn't understand.

"Corpses are the fetters of the dead souls. That's why people say 'peace in the grave.' Putting the corpses here and then casting a spell can imprison their souls here forever and prevent them from leaving.

Oh,

Look what I found,

That foreign chick,

She's lying here too!"

Lawyer An whispered,

"Corpses aren't as good-looking as dead souls."

Zhou Ze ignored this,

He was thinking about where to go after going out. Logically speaking, the bride should be settled in the bridal chamber, waiting for the groom to lift the veil at night.

But where exactly was that?

If the two of them ran around like headless flies, it would be easy to get into trouble.

If they could directly find the location of the bridal chamber and take her out while the bride was sitting there alone, then the matter would be half successful.

No,

According to Lin Ke's personality, how could she let herself stay here and get married obediently?

And it was a ghost marriage.

Could it be that Lin Ke felt that being a ghost messenger at the bookstore was beneath her, and she planned to run to this wilderness to be the mistress of the stronghold?

Hiss,

Don't say,

According to that woman Lin Ke's personality, it doesn't seem impossible?

If that's really the case, then it would be fun. If he went to snatch her away, would Lin Ke call her husband out to beat him up?

As he was thinking,

Zhou Ze's gaze was suddenly attracted to a corpse on the lower side of him.

This corpse was wearing a jacket,

And a green beret.

This style was quite novel.

Among so many corpses in the entire room, only this guy had a hat, which was considered a special treatment. For some reason, Zhou Ze felt very uncomfortable seeing this guy wearing a hat.

He simply reached out and took off the guy's hat,

Then,

He was stunned.

"Boss, the people outside have gone far away. Should we go out now? We might need a lot of time to find the bride."

Lawyer An called out to Zhou Ze.

But Zhou Ze ignored him.

"What's wrong, boss?"

Zhou Ze raised his head, looked at Lawyer An, hesitated, and there was a hint of contemplation in his eyes.

"What's wrong?"

Lawyer An moved closer, while constantly looking out the door, paying attention to the movements outside.

Zhou Ze pointed to the corpse beside him that he had just removed the hat from, and said,

"This corpse, take a look, doesn't he look like someone?"

"Who?"

Lawyer An lowered his head,

And after seeing this corpse,

He was also shocked, his face was full of disbelief, and even his body began to tremble with fear.

Zhou Ze took a deep breath,

Looked at the corpse,

And then looked at Lawyer An,

And said,

"Doesn't he look like... you?"