chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 847 Let's Do This! (Seeking Monthly Tickets!)
"Coming!"
The door wasn't opened.
Because it had exploded.
Splinters flew.
And along with them,
Lawyer An himself.
A Feng stood at the doorway, leaning against the wall, his crotch still drafty, but a faint smile played on his lips.
"Where did this little punk come from, daring to provoke your grandpa?"
The Underworld Enforcement Team hadn't been let out in decades.
Have the imps and monsters of the mortal realm forgotten our renown?
In the shadows behind the distant lawn,
Zhou Ze licked his lips and said,
"Not bad."
Just this vigilance and reaction speed redefined the words "Enforcement Team" in Boss Zhou’s mind.
Old Zhang nodded in agreement.
Lawyer An withdrew his skeletal hand, chuckled, and said, "I realized that long ago, which is why I suggested Old Zhang knock on the door first."
"........" Old Zhang.
"Why are you looking at me? You can take a beating anyway."
At the doorway,
A Feng’s expression, which had been complacent and in control of everything just a moment ago, gradually froze.
He took a deep breath,
And slammed a hand against his forehead.
Then,
The man who had just fallen onto the hallway floor in front of him,
Had vanished without a trace.
A Feng’s face twitched.
He had been played.
And after being played,
He had stood at the door, smugly pleased with himself.
The shame was overwhelming!
"What a disgrace."
On the second-floor balcony, A Peng tapped the book in his hand against his back, taking the opportunity to mock his teammate.
"Where is he?" A Feng asked.
A Peng tossed the book down.
In an instant,
The string binding the book snapped,
Yellowed pages fluttered wildly,
And then,
More and more pages appeared,
Instantly covering the villa and the surrounding area.
"Heh."
A Peng smiled,
Reaching forward,
A puff of pink smoke was caught in his hand.
"Got you."
…………
"Heh, got you."
Lawyer An’s bony fingers moved rapidly,
His expression becoming serious and focused once more.
And on the second-floor balcony in the distance, A Peng’s hands were trembling rapidly,
The contempt in his eyes gradually disappearing,
Replaced by,
Solemnity.
"Hey, didn't you catch him?" A Feng called out to him.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Didn't you get a bead on him, report his position!
"He's an opponent," A Peng said, his fingers still moving. If one were to observe him closely, they would see all sorts of lights flickering in his eyes, as if he were watching a slideshow, flashing rapidly.
Illusions were being created,
And illusions were being broken just as quickly.
The two sides were fighting,
While also searching for the other's weaknesses.
A moment later,
A Peng’s lips curved into a smile, and he muttered to himself:
"There's a… familiar feeling."
………………
"Boss, aren't we going to help?"
Old Zhang pointed to Lawyer An, who was standing beside them.
Although Old Zhang couldn't quite see what was happening,
He had seen scenes of people fighting from afar in TV dramas,
And he knew that Lawyer An was fighting someone in the villa.
Zhou Ze shook his head. "No rush. We're here to help Old An vent his anger. He should have some fun."
This was the attitude of a good boss!
If you play with cheats, your teammates can only come over to loot the corpse, which is actually quite boring.
In fact, apart from not paying wages,
Boss Zhou could totally win the "Most Popular and Beloved Boss" award.
"Old Zhang."
"Hmm?"
"You're stepping on my shoe."
"Ah, sorry..."
Old Zhang took a step back subconsciously, only to realize that he wasn't stepping on his boss's shoe at all.
But at that moment,
A dark figure appeared behind Zhou Ze and Old Zhang,
Like a ghost,
Silent and still.
And Old Zhang, who was stepping back,
Was perfectly positioned between Zhou Ze and the shadow.
Perfect cover!
A black blade thrust towards Old Zhang's back.
A white light also appeared on Old Zhang's body.
"Bang!"
"Buzz!"
Old Zhang flew forward,
And the black shadow trembled.
Zhou Ze seized the opportunity, took a step forward, and swept his five sharpened fingernails directly at the shadow!
"Bang!"
The black shadow was sent flying,
Having suffered a loss.
But before it could land, it tried to turn into ashes and dissipate.
Zhou Ze immediately crouched down,
And his five fingernails pierced into the cement floor tiles.
He whispered,
"Coffee."
"Boom!"
Five thick iron chains rose up,
Instantly locking down the black shadow's escape route.
Compared to when he first became a ghost messenger two years ago and only knew how to scratch people with his fingernails,
Boss Zhou had gained a lot of combat experience.
He had seen the earth-shattering power of high-level beings,
And he had also seen the back-and-forth of low-level characters.
Zhou Ze knew,
That the best way to deal with this kind of assassin,
Was to completely cut off their escape routes!
Just as Tie Hanhan had said before, if you're going to learn, don't learn from that Half-Face, who always gets seriously injured in a fight. Even if you win in the end, there's no joy in victory.
The black shadow solidified into a figure,
A woman wearing a nightgown,
Her hands, feet, and neck were all locked in chains,
Imprisoned in mid-air.
The night breeze blew,
The nightgown began to flutter,
But there was no alluring scene to be seen.
There wasn't a single piece of undamaged skin on the woman's chest. It was as if it had been cut open with knives, covered with terrifying scars.
And now,
These scars were still wriggling, secreting a kind of green pus.
Before the operation, Lawyer An had repeatedly emphasized that the absolute strength of the enforcers might not be as good as an ordinary inspector, but if it was a one-on-one duel, the inspector would definitely die!
Because these people were not only completely twisted in personality and aesthetics, but had also become judgment machines with extremely rich combat experience.
Back then, the leader of the Enforcement Team relied on this force to be second only to the Ten Yama Kings. If he hadn't angered the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for some reason, causing this Bodhisattva, who rarely showed his face, to issue a decree, and King Chujiang to personally suppress him, the Enforcement Team might still be one of the most terrifying forces in the Underworld!
It's just that the leader was suppressed, his life and death unknown, and the Enforcement Team was severely weakened in the turmoil. In addition, after being confined for decades, all that's left now are some remnants.
But these remnants are still tough to chew on!
"Hiss..."
Suddenly,
Zhou Ze felt a sting in the palm of his hand.
A green tinge had appeared in that area.
Then,
Came an extremely terrifying tearing of flesh, with signs of ulceration and decay!
The chains also disappeared, and the woman landed on the ground.
This poison,
Was actually able to spread directly to his body through his "coffee."
He thought it was a sure thing, but at this moment, something unexpected happened.
If it were someone else, they might have completely lost their advantage or even lost their physical body, but Zhou Ze simply opened his mouth and roared:
"Roar!"
Two fangs grew out,
A black light began to flow in his eyes,
And his body quickly entered a zombie state.
The corpse poison secreted rapidly,
Instantly digesting and decomposing the poison that had not yet fully spread in his palm.
It's hard to kill a zombie by beating it to death;
It's even harder to poison a zombie to death!
A Yao landed on the ground,
And looked up at Zhou Ze in surprise.
The expression on her face twitched,
And the scars began to crawl up from her neck, gradually covering her entire face, as if they had come alive.
Well, now not only is it impossible to look at what's under her clothes,
The whole person is unwatchable.
"A zombie..."
A Yao stuck out her tongue, licked her lips, tilted her head slightly, and said:
"I smell the aura of a bailiff on you. Are you from the Underworld?"
Zhou Ze did not answer.
"Oh, no wonder we've been searching Tong City for two days and haven't found a single local ghost messenger. Are you all hiding?"
A Yao’s face showed a look of understanding.
"Tsk tsk, since you're a local ghost messenger, then you should understand our identities!
We were ordered by the Underworld to return to the yang world to arrest fugitives. It's one thing if you don't help, but you dare to obstruct law enforcement. What should be your punishment!"
Boss Zhou smiled slightly.
What this woman just said,
Gave people the feeling of filming an ancient drama.
God,
What terrible, awkward lines.
And Zhou Ze's disdainful attitude also stimulated A Yao.
A Yao put her index finger in her mouth and sucked on it,
While saying:
"Tsk tsk, it seems that the Underworld has really degenerated to the point where even the ghost messengers in the yang world dare to openly defy the law."
As she spoke,
A Yao's index finger left her lips,
And a crystal drop of saliva fell from between her teeth.
However,
Just as it was about to fall to the ground,
A faint green light curtain suddenly appeared,
Completely decomposing and volatilizing this drop of saliva.
At the same time, the bronze ring on Zhou Ze's left ring finger glowed slightly.
Yesterday, when he was eating pig's head meat and trotters, Tie Hanhan, who had recovered some of his strength, further developed the bronze ring. The benefit for Boss Zhou was that it was now simpler and more convenient to use than before.
Even if he didn't understand formations, it was no problem for him to use this bronze ring to set up a barrier that isolated communication with the outside world, and the area was large enough.
Zhou Ze was even wondering if Tie Hanhan was doing it on purpose, developing this bronze ring so that he could hunt and feed him in the future.
He was really like a hunting dog, running to bring him prey.
There was no need to consider matters of emotion for the time being.
But this woman was indeed powerful, saying things with certainty, but secretly trying to send messages.
"Tsk tsk tsk, these methods are really surprising. Maybe even those so-called official inspectors don't have as many tricks as you, right?"
The woman bent over, staring at Zhou Ze like a leopard about to pounce.
"It seems that you really want us dead tonight?
Okay, before you really make a move, can you give me your names?
No matter who lives or dies, it's convenient to erect a monument for the other.
My name is A Yao. I don't have a surname. People in the Enforcement Team don't have surnames."
Zhou Ze's expression froze, and he answered very seriously and earnestly:
"My name is Geng Chen."
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