chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 914 Mount Tai!

Actually, the first time you do some things, you really do have a sense of "guilt";

But when you do anything too much, you become numb to it. The most obvious example is the seven-year itch.

And here,

Anyway, the boss has already been putting the blame on Geng Chen's head continuously.

Lawyer An felt that even if he added another pot to him at this time,

Geng Chen should be used to it, right?

Of course, after saying all that, it’s still because Lawyer An doesn’t want to die himself.

An absurd smile appeared on Geng Chen's face, but he didn't say anything, not even refuting, as if he had acquiesced.

The old monkey walked up to Lawyer An,

Expressionless,

Raised his hand,

And placed it on Lawyer An's shoulder.

At this moment,

Lawyer An's heart was in his throat. He knew that his life and death depended on the old man's next move.

It can only be said that it was too coincidental;

If Lawyer An knew that the old man in front of him had just been on the "phone" with his boss,

And that his boss even tentatively wanted to bring him into the ranks of the bookstore employees,

Lawyer An probably wouldn't be trembling here like a little quail right now.

He might even climb up the pole, put on the airs of a senior, and popularize the bookstore's corporate culture for him.

However,

Things didn't seem to have completely slid into an irretrievable abyss,

Because the old monkey smiled,

He smiled,

Lawyer An also smiled along with him, smiling ingratiatingly, smiling without integrity, smiling like a fool.

"You are... a demon?"

The old monkey asked.

"I am a demon, I am a demon!"

"Demons can also be Yin Si officials?" (Infernal realm)

The old monkey retracted his hand,

Lawyer An's body shivered,

And the scroll of origin appeared in the old monkey's hand.

"Look at what you're saying, it's too difficult to be a demon these days, so I changed my career and diversified;

Isn't industrial transformation popular now? I'm also transforming."

The old monkey lowered his head,

Looking at Lawyer An,

"You have no shame."

"That's right, that's right."

"Heh heh heh..."

He laughed again, he laughed again!

Lawyer An was ecstatic,

No one should take anyone for a fool. Of course, Lawyer An knew that pretending to be a demon in front of a super demon with his demon core was like sticking green onions in his nose and pretending to be an elephant;

But that was the effect he wanted. If people thought he was funny and interesting, maybe they wouldn't be in a hurry to kill him.

Perhaps,

This is Lawyer An's wisdom to survive,

Just like he said to Geng Chen before, no matter what, he would not give up the possibility of surviving.

"Seeing that you made me happy once..."

"Don't worry, we'll leave immediately and won't bother you again..."

"I'll give you a chance to say your last words before you die."

"..." Lawyer An.

Geng Chen twitched the corner of his mouth next to him. Although he was a gentleman, he still said in his heart: Serves you right!

Lawyer An had a sad face,

The old monkey stood up straight,

Lawyer An shook his head,

But he put away his previous expression and became much more indifferent, saying calmly:

"If you have the opportunity to go to Tong City in the future, please give my boss a message, just say..."

Upon hearing the name "Tong City,"

A gleam flashed in the old monkey's eyes,

The hand he had placed on Lawyer An's shoulder suddenly exerted force,

"Ahhhhh!"

Lawyer An felt that even his soul was being pulled, and it hurt terribly.

"You're from... Tong City?"

"Uh..."

Lawyer An was stunned for a moment,

Could this guy have a feud with someone from Tong City?

Or does he have a feud with his boss?

Lawyer An wasn't even thinking about life and death anymore. He was starting to worry that he would be "worse than dead." For existences of this level, torturing him was really too easy.

"Oh no, no, no, actually, actually I'm from hell."

"We are from Tong City," Geng Chen said from the side. At this time, he could tell the truth. He acquiesced to Lawyer An putting the blame on him earlier, but now, it didn't matter.

"There's a monkey in Tong City, do you know..."

"I know him, I know him. That golden monkey, right?"

The fire of hope immediately rose in Lawyer An's eyes!

"Heh..."

"Pa!"

Lawyer An was slammed onto the ice with a huge force.

Damn...

"It seems you don't know him."

Saying that,

The old monkey raised his foot.

"Moving Mountains... Moving Mountains Ape... Moving Mountains!"

Lawyer An, who was pressed on the ground, immediately shouted.

Moving Mountains Ape,

It seems,

That this guy in front of him,

Really knows him.

Lawyer An didn't have the mind to observe the old monkey's expression at this time. He could only grab this life-saving straw and climb desperately, betting on it!

"I have a very good relationship with that monkey. I bathe him every day, do his hair every day, and take him to find female monkeys to party..."

The old monkey heard this,

A hint of anger flashed in his eyes,

You and that Moving Mountains coolie,

Have such a good relationship?

Then,

You should die!

Lawyer An only felt an enormous force pouring down,

Damn it,

He didn't know what was going on,

But at this time, he could only seize the last bit of time and continue to blurt out:

"I didn't take care of him. I thought he was too stinky, really, stinky to death. Except for Old Daoist, who would clean him up, I was too lazy to pay attention to him!"

The foot,

Stopped again.

Geng Chen next to him looked at this bizarre scene, feeling a little dumbfounded. He couldn't even die a quick death.

Old Daoist?

That,

The old Taoist priest?

In an instant,

Lawyer An felt as if his Ren and Du channels had been opened,

At this time, if there was a sound effect,

It should be a "ding" sound,

The truth is only one!

He figured it out, figured it out, figured it out!

Lawyer An's expression immediately changed. He had been changing his face all the time anyway, but at this time, he felt that he still needed a little more change, a little bit of solemnity, a little bit of dignity, a little bit of loftiness, preferably with the feeling of 'the wind is rustling, the Yi River is cold'!

"Impudent, you dare to call Old Daoist's name?

You can kill me,

You can insult me,

You can trample on me at will,

But you can't have any disrespect for him!

He is a Daoist, but he is never old!

He shines with the sun and the moon, he exists forever!

He is the kindest light of Yin and Yang, his brilliance will forever illuminate the entire human world and hell!

You,

Are not allowed to desecrate him,

Even if you kill me now, or even refine my soul,

I will not allow you to have the slightest disrespect for him!"

"..." Geng Chen.

At this moment,

Geng Chen felt that he wasn't wronged at all for being sent to the sealed land to be a gatekeeper because An Buqi messed with him before. This guy's political sense was really bursting.

Although he didn't know the real secrets of the bookstore, he could confirm that Lawyer An was farting just now.

The old monkey retracted his foot,

Turned around,

With his back to Lawyer An and Geng Chen,

On his face,

A smile appeared;

Even knowing that some of these words were untrue, even knowing that there might be some exaggeration in them,

He chose to ignore it, chose to overlook it,

He enjoyed this feeling,

Enjoyed the feeling of someone praising him again,

A thousand years have passed,

Hell has changed a long time ago,

It's been a long, long time since anyone praised him, my... Lord.

Lawyer An cautiously climbed up,

Then slowly sat up,

Finally,

He tentatively climbed up again,

Looking at the old monkey's back,

He hesitated for a moment,

And finally decided to gamble again and draw a conclusion,

"Praise... Mount Tai."

The old monkey, with his back to Lawyer An, had already shed two lines of tears.

Lawyer An's mouth was shaped like an "O,"

If the environment and situation didn't allow it, he really wanted to make a "Yay!" gesture.

Damn,

If you want to live,

You still have to rely on your brain!

At the same time, Lawyer An gave a demonstrative glance at Geng Chen, who was completely clueless,

Heh heh,

You people will never understand this kind of pleasure of clinging to a powerful backer.

"You...what are you here for?"

The old monkey asked.

To chase stars,

To see my dead goddess,

To see if my goddess is really buried here,

Even if I can't see her body, it would be good to just see her cenotaph.

Earlier, that bastard from the law enforcement team told me that her body was taken away by the leader of the law enforcement team. I originally thought that I would never have the hope of seeing anything about her again in this life.

But Geng Chen told me that when the law enforcement team was punished and the leader was suppressed, that purple sash brought out her things, maybe it was the remains, or maybe it was something else...

Lawyer An's restless heart immediately became uneasy!

Seeing that Lawyer An kept silent, Geng Chen opened his mouth and said, "We came to see..."

Lawyer An immediately interrupted Geng Chen,

Righteously and forcefully saying:

"I came to see if there are still righteous and loyal people in this world who are still loyal to Mount Tai!

I came to see if the servants who followed under the brilliance of the Lord have forgotten the teachings and kindness of the Lord!"

The old monkey's body trembled,

He thought of the scene he had seen when he possessed Hou Liangliang before. It seemed that everything was within the Lord's calculations!

Otherwise,

In this world,

How could there be such a coincidence?

His voice trembled slightly:

"Are you acting on..."

"Yes!"

Lawyer An immediately stood up straight,

His hands desperately groping in his clothes pockets,

Where is it,

Where is it?

Where did it go?

Damn it, I forgot about this. I saw it the last time I took a shower. I even scolded it for getting in the way. Don't tell me I didn't put it back and threw it in the bathroom.

This won't do, this won't do,

I have to find it, I have to find it!

If I had known, I would have asked for a few more. Why did I think it was dirty? What kind of dirt was I thinking about!

I found it!

Lawyer An pulled out a wrinkled and even half-wet piece of talisman paper,

He straightened his body,

He straightened his spine,

He cleared his throat,

And said in a deep voice:

"The decree of Mount Tai is here. Seeing this talisman is like seeing the Lord himself!"