ps: Dear viewers, long time no see!

“Go, hurry and go!”

“I won’t go, I don’t want to be separated from you, I won’t go, I want to be with you!”

“Don’t worry about me, hurry and go!”

“No, I won’t go, in this life, in the next life, I will never be separated from you again. Through life and death, I will be with you, forever together!”

“Hurry, listen to me, go…”

Lawyer An walked into the Late Night Bookstore and saw Lin Ke and the little boy sitting together watching TV.

Lawyer An was stunned for a moment. “You can even watch such a retarded drama?”

Lin Ke shook her head, the little boy didn't comment.

Lawyer An shrugged, muttering to himself, "So, love really does lower one's IQ."

He walked to the refrigerator by the bar and took out the Super Overlord Cup that Yingying had prepared for him every morning and frozen.

Glug glug glug...

+1+1+1+1+1…

In the sweltering summer, coming back from the scorching sun, the most refreshing thing is probably drinking this.

He took a deep breath and didn't bother to rest.

The two "little adults" beside him continued to spread dog food that was long past its expiration date.

The big TV hanging behind him continued to play a brain-dead romance drama;

Lawyer An took out his notebook and the Tongcheng map and spread them all out.

There was a large talisman paper clipped inside the notebook, with more than a dozen soul contracts signed on it.

Although Lawyer An had already bound all the newly born local earth deities in Tongcheng with Feng Si'er before he left, there must still be some that slipped through the net.

Recently, Lawyer An has been focusing on checking for those who slipped through the net.

The TV series ended and commercials began playing.

The little loli walked up to Lawyer An. She knew what Lawyer An was doing and asked:

"Which do you think has more prospects, being a ghost officer or being an earth deity?"

Lawyer An smiled and replied without looking up:

"What, you want to change jobs?"

"Just asking."

"There's no way to compare. To be an earth deity, you have to watch the weather and can't be sure."

"You're saying being a ghost officer doesn't depend on looks; everyone says the college entrance exam is like a thousand troops crossing a single-plank bridge, but the competition to be a ghost officer is much greater than the college entrance exam."

Hearing this, Lawyer An thought for a while and nodded.

He said, "That's true."

Moreover, Lawyer An had a deep understanding of this. Look at Feng Si'er, isn't he making a name for himself in the underworld with that face?

Oh no, this is called successfully infiltrating the enemy's interior!

"Hey, speaking of this, I just remembered, isn't it the college entrance exam today?"

"The Chinese composition topic is out." The little loli took out her phone and read, "Things have their own nature, water is bland, salt has flavor. Water plus water is still water, salt plus salt is still salt... Things are like this, matters are like this, and people are the same."

"It sounds quite high-end, but it's suitable for people in their forties and fifties to write. Apart from a few with special experiences, how old are they? How can they write with any flavor?

By the way, I remember you said you were the top scorer in the college entrance exam?"

"I guess so." The little loli nodded.

"Promising."

"Thank you."

"And after being promising, you embarked on the road of embezzling state-owned assets?"

"Ordinary people really don't have this ability." The little loli leaned against the bar, as if she was lost in some kind of recollection, and couldn't help but say, "Actually, now that I think about it, what I did wasn't really that capable."

"Oh, is there anyone who plays even better than you?"

Lawyer An asked with interest while drawing circles on the Tongcheng map.

"Yes, I only found out not long ago. I even met him in Sanya. He was the old director of a state-owned factory. Back then, they didn't care about environmental protection. The factories were all built in the city.

Especially in the early days of our capital, it was the same. Many cities in the Northeast even had factories before they had cities."

"And then?"

"I knew that factory director a few years ago when I was still alive. At that time, I thought he was a reckless guy who just wanted to hold on to this iron rice bowl or something.

It's understandable for the worker brothers and peasant brothers to want an iron rice bowl, but he was already a factory director and he was still the same. In those years, everyone was having a blast. Even if you didn't know how to have fun, someone would come to your door to teach you.

But he just wouldn't. He kept guarding the factory. In fact, the benefits weren't very high, barely breaking even. But in the beginning, the benefits were good. By doing some accounting and making some adjustments, they could be packaged and sold, and turned into their own or cashed out. It was very simple.

But he always kept guarding the factory with the workers and their families.

Later, the municipal government required the factory area to be demolished and moved to the suburbs. They approved a piece of land for him there and asked him to transfer the factory area.

Just like that TV series 'In the Name of the People' that was broadcasted, he led the factory workers to protect the factory, butting heads with the higher-ups. He didn't want to make money, and he didn't want to be promoted. He just carried it on like a bachelor."

Hearing this, Lawyer An seemed to understand what happened next and said,

"Then he must have made a fortune."

"Of course. In recent years, they've been developing real estate. How big is a large factory area? Many workers no longer work there, but as long as the relationship is still there, they can directly get millions."

"Not easy."

Lawyer An coughed and said again:

"But who knows."

"Yeah, who knows."

"Alright, stop watching TV. In the afternoon, help me run to these two places and see if you find anything."

Lawyer An pointed to the locations he circled on the map.

The little loli glanced at the map and nodded. They had been out playing in Sanya for so long, now that they were back, it was time to do something.

"By the way, where did the boss go?" Lawyer An asked.

"Yingying said he went to the countryside with the old Taoist."

"Went to the countryside with the old Taoist?" Lawyer An was stunned for a moment. "He's triggering a new plot again. We have to finish what we have on hand first."

"The way you put it is really funny."

"It's good that you see through it." Lawyer An stretched. "In our bookstore, Old Zhang is like the signboard hanging up there. You have to wipe it from time to time, and even actively wax it, so that it looks shiny and bright.

Hanging it outside like that, even a divine beast like a xiezhi (獬豸) would pretend it didn't see it.

The old Taoist is the kind who can find something for you to do when you have nothing to do; if you feel bored with life, feel no pressure, or feel that life is too monotonous, call the old Taoist and go for a walk, and something will happen."

"What about me?"

The little loli asked.

Lawyer An specifically looked up at the little loli and smiled:

"To be honest, if you didn't have this little loli body, you would have died seven or eight hundred times ago."

Hearing this, the little loli snorted.

"Don't believe it. Didn't you and your relatives go to Rongcheng to catch people back then? Everyone else was killed, except for you. I guess it was really luck, so sometimes choosing a better body when reincarnating does have advantages."

Lawyer An couldn't help but frown when he said this. When he chose this body, he only thought about what he liked, but he didn't pay much attention to the public's taste.

Sigh,

Miscalculated, miscalculated.

"Hey, the emperor crab I ordered for tonight has arrived. I'll go get it later. Everyone can have a taste."

Xu Qinglang, wearing a white shirt, said as he walked downstairs.

"Wow." Lawyer An exclaimed in surprise, "It can't be cheap, right?"

Xu Qinglang recalled for a moment and said, "About six or seven thousand yuan for one, several hundred yuan per pound, and there are very few in stock."

Lawyer An reached out and poked the bar,

With malicious intent, he said:

"Bill it to the business account?"

Xu Qinglang chuckled twice, "The boss has been in a coma for a year. How much money do you think is left in our public account?

Besides, in the past year, ghosts can't go to hell, so we can't earn underworld money.

Old Zhou seemed to say he was going out to earn underworld money the day he woke up, but he came back empty-handed."

Lawyer An nodded, that's right;

Employees in other places are thinking about how to take advantage of the company, let alone public institutions.

But when it comes to their own bookstore,

Good heavens,

The boss has been in a coma for a year, and everyone hasn't broken up.

Electricity bills, grocery money, rent, all kinds of expenses, whoever is free pays them, and no one thinks about reimbursement.

In this world, even the most outstanding employees are nothing more than this.

The reason is simple,

Who made the boss so poor?

Or rather,

Who made the employees richer than the boss?

"By the way, if you have nothing to do later, go to the wax museum in the back and get some lemons back. I'm afraid it will be too greasy when eating crab roe. It's better to squeeze some lemon on it before eating."

"No problem." Lawyer An agreed directly. Then, as if he thought of something, he asked, "Old Xu, if you ever feel like you can't think straight, you can tell me in advance."

Xu Qinglang looked at Lawyer An with some confusion and said, "What does that mean?"

The little loli rolled her eyes at the ceiling and said:

"He wants your body."

"Pa!"

Lawyer An flicked the little loli on the forehead,

And said:

"That sounds weird."

The little loli rubbed her head and pouted.

Lawyer An continued to rub his hands and said, "It's nothing, just asking, what if, right? And I think it would be better if I looked like you."

He looked back,

Confirmed that Yingying was not on the first floor at this time,

Lawyer An continued:

"Look, now even the position of cook is about to be squeezed out."

Alas, what a waste of this innate advantage.

"Nonsense." Xu Qinglang was too lazy to pay attention to him and walked out of the bookstore to pick up the goods.

The little loli played with a ballpoint pen on the bar and suddenly asked:

"Hey, didn't Feng Si get promoted because of his face? I think my soul looks pretty good too, and my temperament isn't bad. Do you think I have a chance if I go back?"

Lawyer An smiled directly in his heart. How could this be the same thing?

He directly said:

"Do you know what the Nine Eunuchs would say if they saw you?"

"What would they say?"

The little loli really widened her eyes and looked at Lawyer An with some curiosity.

Lawyer An coughed twice, cleared his throat, pinched his fingers like an orchid, and raised his voice at the little loli,

And said:

"Slut, beat her to death with a stick!"