[What's with the coffin here? Didn't Xiao Ge say it was in the snake's belly?]
[Alas, even the best can slip up, Xiao Ge can't predict everything perfectly!]
[Didn't someone say this was the coffin of King Li? Isn't it permissible for him to bury his wife here?]
[Exactly! Xiao Ge is never wrong! Quickly, kick that person above out of our Xiao Ge's handsome face live stream!]
[? When did this live stream change its name? Wasn't it still called Forbidden Land Exploration Live Stream?]
...
"Whoa! Finally, we've got a big one!"
Fatty rubbed his hands together. He didn't care whose coffin it was anymore. Whether it was King Li or King Niu buried inside, nothing could stop him from having a look.
"Fatty, isn't this not right?" Wu Tianzhen felt a bit strange.
He was supposed to be a legitimate forbidden land streamer, how did he suddenly switch careers to become a tomb raider?
Although the state wouldn't interfere with anything in the forbidden land, and he wouldn't be arrested for prying open someone's coffin here.
But when he thought about how he had just met Fatty, and how he had vehemently refuted Fatty when he called him an accomplice, it felt awkward now.
"What's not right about this!" Fatty was dismissive.
"This King Li was wicked to the core! The person buried in the same room in this coffin must not be a good person either!"
"We are acting on behalf of heaven! Eliminating evil and promoting good!"
"Right, Xiao Ge?"
Zhang Qiling: ...
"See, Xiao Ge agrees too!"
Fatty automatically interpreted Zhang Qiling's silence as agreement and became even more enthusiastic.
"Alright then." Wu Tianzhen finally compromised.
For some reason, once he abandoned his previous bottom line, he felt a little excited at the thought of prying open the coffin now.
Wu Tianzhen: Farewell, my formerly pure self.
The two, unable to hide their excitement, went to invite the victim from the coffin out for some fresh air. Zhang Qiling observed that the coffin and the ground around it seemed safe, so he let them proceed.
Since he had used Corpse Language, he had become interested in conversing with corpses. Just now, he had subconsciously activated Corpse Language mode upon seeing the coffin. To his surprise, it was astonishing.
There were several consciousnesses in the coffin that had sent him chat requests.
Roughly counting, there were about seven or eight.
Zhang Qiling: ... Just how crowded is this coffin?
With a bit of anticipation for their reaction later, Zhang Qiling nonchalantly began to examine the plants on the wall.
To be honest, only these plants in the room could pique his interest.
Although they looked like withered vines, Zhang Qiling always felt a faint, intermittent life force within them.
He searched his memory but found nothing. It seemed to be a unique specialty of this world.
Suddenly, a section of vine in his peripheral vision moved slightly!
When he looked over, it was calm again, as if what he saw was just his imagination.
Zhang Qiling: Stare...
The vine remained still, as if truly dead.
A great man once said that practice is the sole criterion for testing truth.
Zhang Qiling deeply agreed and drew out his Black Gold Ancient Saber, intending to slash the vine to see if it would move.
Just as he was about to strike, a sudden wail erupted from Fatty and Wu Tianzhen!
Zhang Qiling immediately looked over, confirming that they were merely startled by the multi-person gathering in the coffin, and relaxed.
"Damn it! Xiao Ge! Come quickly and look at this!"
Zhang Qiling walked over and identified it with a blank expression.
Ox tail, snake head, a woman's body, and an infant's hand...
It was even more chaotic than he had imagined.
No wonder so many people were eager to chat with him; their species were different, and they hadn't been able to converse properly over the years.
These body fragments were crudely stitched together and soaked in an unknown liquid within the coffin, forming a bloated, swollen monster.
The stench of the corpse water mixed with the pungent smell of the liquid assaulted their nostrils. Both Fatty and Wu Tianzhen covered their mouths and noses with their sleeves.
"How could it be so messy?"
Fatty was clearly disgusted, but his desire for treasure remained undimmed. His tone was hesitant yet eager.
"No way? You can still go for it?"
"You can't catch a tiger without entering its lair!" Fatty finally made up his mind, took a deep breath, pulled out a plastic bag, put it on his hand, and performed a "deep-sea fishing"!
Wu Tianzhen was dumbfounded and could only slowly applaud Fatty from the side.
The corpse water splashed against the plastic bag with a rustling sound. Feeling the sticky texture in his hand, Fatty's face gradually contorted in pain.
But this was nothing. After finishing, Fatty's pain reached an unprecedented depth.
"No way?!"
"Such a big coffin, and not a single burial object inside?!"
"Is it really that stingy?!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
[Hahahaha, Fatty's lifelong pain has appeared hahaha!]
[Good heavens, there's really nothing? Is this coffin just for show?]
[Hahahaha, look how Tianzhen is laughing. Poor Fatty!]
[!!!!!!!! Xiao Ge actually smiled! Holy crap, this is the first time I've seen him smile! Fatty, you're amazing!!!!]
[Holy crap crap crap crap crap! Where are the screenshots? Where's the recording?!!! I missed it, did anyone capture it and send it to me ahhhhhh!]
Zhang Qiling quickly suppressed his smile and offered a perfunctory expression of sympathy to Fatty in his heart.
Turning his attention back from their antics, he looked at the plants again and suddenly noticed something.
...These plants on the wall seem to have gotten thicker?