Sister Sa pouted and said, "Don't even mention it, talking about this makes me furious."
"What's wrong?" Jiang Ling asked curiously.
"Over the years, I've sequentially liked seven guys, and without exception, they've all turned out to be gay."
"What?" Jiang Ling was so shocked her jaw almost dropped.
"Hard to believe, right? I don't understand why! Why is it that every man I fancy turns out to be a VIP member of the gay club!"
Sister Sa sighed helplessly, saying, "The first time I experienced young love, it was in high school. That boy was the sports representative from the next class, tall at over 1.8 meters, with a well-proportioned build, neither fat nor thin, looking slim in clothes and muscular underneath. He spoke so gently, like a pool of spring water. I liked this kind of gentle, jade-like guy, so I tried every way to get close to him, hint at him, and become friends with him. By the time we were nearing graduation in the third year of high school, I couldn't hold back anymore and boldly confessed to him, and then... then he told me he liked men and already had a boyfriend..."
Jiang Ling felt like laughing but held it back, saying, "Many athletes are gay, why did you happen to like them?"
Sister Sa spread her hands: "I don't know. I was bewitched at the time. In college, I liked a tall and slender senior. But having learned from the last experience, I decided to observe him for a while before making a move. I observed for about three months and felt he had a strong 'straight' aura, lived a rough life, and I heard he didn't care much for cleanliness, leaving dirty socks everywhere. Gay guys are usually very clean; they wouldn't be like this. So I made my move decisively, and then I saw him kissing the guy sleeping in the bunk above him in his dorm. I was struck by lightning on the spot and almost fainted."
"Uh..." Jiang Ling.
"Given that I was wrong the first two times, I was exceptionally cautious the third time. At that time, I didn't understand the gay community deeply enough. I thought gay people were all effeminate. So, I went to the gym to find my destined one. Straight men admire the beauty of physique and strength. The more they work out and are attractive to women, the less likely they are to be gay. Choosing here must be correct."
Jiang Ling couldn't help but laugh: "You're still too young. Moderate fitness attracts the opposite sex, excessive fitness attracts the same sex."
Sister Sa said dejectedly: "How could I have known that? After observing for a while, I picked a fitness enthusiast with eight-pack abs, a height of 1.9 meters, and exceptionally good taste in clothing. And again, I was mistaken. The day after I confessed to him, he was snatched away by a deceptively innocent and cute 'green tea' slut. They walked hand in hand, leaving me alone in the wind, utterly bewildered..."
She paused, then said sadly: "After that, in my work, I successively liked four more handsome guys. I got along very well with them. Just as I was fantasizing about intimate encounters with them, losing all sense of time and place, they turned out to be gay again and again and again. Adding the previous three, that's a total of seven! It's infuriating."
Jiang Ling couldn't help but chuckle: "Your gaydar is quite accurate!"
"Isn't it? This is simply outrageous. I wasn't selling wrenches in my past life, so why are all the men I like gay? What's even more infuriating is that this somehow leaked out, and Zhang Jingjing, that little bitch, found out. She's been posting all sorts of things in the group. You know the people I know, what do they call me privately?"
Jiang Ling asked: "What do they call you?"
Sister Sa gritted her teeth and spat out three words: "Helicopter pad!"