Guo Min Xiao Wang spoke his mind to Jiang Xin like a love guru.
It wasn't wrong to call him a love guru, after all, it was based on experience.
He had no idea how many girlfriends he'd had, but they all ended with him getting bored of their bodies and moving on to the next.
It was like the saying going around online:
Old Wang: This kid Xiao Wang is a good person, as long as he doesn't start random businesses. He can do whatever he wants; this is just a little bit of money, it's harmless.
For Guo Min Xiao Wang, the money spent on chasing girls was truly trivial, insignificant.
Jiang Xin scoffed upon hearing this and said with a smile, "What do you know? Aren't they all just holes? Don't they even need men anymore?"
"Exactly. It's just that you haven't entered their immortal eyes yet. Try finding a more powerful one. They'd strip themselves bare and even position themselves actively."
Qin Dou agreed with Jiang Xin's words. As for Guo Min Xiao Wang's observation, he considered it utter nonsense.
"If you insist on putting it that way, then I can add that it's not just Young Master Xia. Even these Immortal Emperors, if one were to appear, they'd be actively arching their backs and choosing the best position."
Guo Min Xiao Wang was rendered speechless. He felt like he was saying something pointless.
"Three young masters."
As the three were arguing, someone behind them called out.
"Zai Ye, it's you." Jiang Xin turned around to look at Pu Zai Ye who was running over.
"Where are Zhou Gangyi, Li Changhe, and Huang Heng? Weren't you guys together?" Guo Min Xiao Wang asked the lone Pu Zai Ye.
"These three young masters are lucky. Two celestial maidens have taken them into their boudoirs, hehe..."
After Pu Zai Ye finished speaking, he wore an expression that all men would understand.
Guo Min Xiao Wang: ...
Jiang Xin: ...
Qin Dou: ...
This actually happened?
At the same time, Jiang Xin and Qin Dou both turned their gazes towards Guo Min Xiao Wang, questioning him with their eyes.
Guo Min Xiao Wang pretended not to see it. This was a quick turnaround for him.
"Brother Pu, come, let's talk as we walk." Guo Min Xiao Wang proactively slung an arm around Pu Zai Ye's shoulder, intending to seek some wisdom from him.
This was the immortal realm. Their fame and wealth from Earth couldn't be used here. Being able to charm celestial maidens now truly required skill.
Guo Min Xiao Wang definitely didn't want to be left behind, it was impossible.
Qin Dou and Jiang Xin exchanged a look and quickly followed.
The four arrived at the restaurant. The dishes were all prepared, but none of them were in a hurry to enjoy them. Except for Pu Zai Ye, the other three had no appetite.
What's the point of eating?
"Brother Pu, you were with Young Master Zhou, Young Master Li, and Young Master Huang all along. How did they manage to hook up with those celestial maidens? And even get into their boudoirs?"
Guo Min Xiao Wang asked with a humble and pleading tone.
"It was Young Master Zhou Gangyi who said it, and that's how they hooked up with the three celestial maidens," Pu Zai Ye recounted the events truthfully.
The three became interested upon hearing this. It seemed there was a way.
"What did he say? Tell us," Qin Dou urged from the side.
Everyone was single now. Finding a goddess girlfriend to have fun with, bringing joy to everyone, it was a mutually beneficial arrangement, a proper affair that wasn't immoral.
After all, everyone had their needs.
Take advantage of each other's strengths to compensate for each other's weaknesses.
"Young Master Zhou said he was a disciple's disciple of Young Master Xia, and then the celestial maidens showed him affection, and somehow they hooked up."
Pu Zai Ye didn't hide anything, he spoke the truth.
"Why didn't you try to hook up with one?" Jiang Xin asked, puzzled.
"It's just that I'm not as good at flirting as they are. Besides, Young Master Zhou didn't include me," Pu Zai Ye said, sounding dejected.
"Why don't we say the same thing?" Jiang Xin's eyes gleamed, showing an expression of understanding.
So, it turned out Zhou Gangyi was using Xia Feng's name to show off.
Damn it, so even in the immortal realm, one needed to put on a good show.
This stuff was popular everywhere.
"We're not Young Master Xia's disciples. If it's found out later, how will Young Master Xia see us? Will we use his name to chase girls?"
Guo Min Xiao Wang rebuked. Such a thing couldn't be spoken of carelessly.
If it is, it is; if it isn't, it isn't. There's nothing to hide.
"Damn it, the immortal realm only goes for disciples and their disciples. We can't just say we're loyal fans of Young Master Xia, little lapdogs. Isn't that the same as them? Only disciples of disciples make things easier,"
Qin Dou cursed, feeling a bit envious of the three, who might have already been in and out.
He wondered what it felt like to be in and out with celestial maidens. Could they just suck freely?
The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't bear it, but they simply ignored him, which was a big problem.
"Hehe... I have a way." Guo Min Xiao Wang chuckled.
"What way?" The three simultaneously looked at Guo Min Xiao Wang and asked.
"We can imitate Zhou Gangyi," Guo Min Xiao Wang said with a mysterious smile.
"Tsk, you just said we can't impersonate Young Master Xia's disciples. Now you're saying to imitate Zhou Gangyi. Are you out of your mind? You forgot what you just said so quickly?" Qin Dou flicked his hand and scoffed.
"When did I say impersonate Young Master Xia's disciples? We can find a real one, you idiot," Guo Min Xiao Wang cursed and rolled his eyes at Qin Dou.
Jiang Xin and Qin Dou's eyes lit up upon hearing this. They exchanged a look and immediately said in unison, "Peter from Britain."
This was the same status as Zhou Gangyi; they were both Young Master Xia's disciples, legitimate ones.
"That little foreigner?" Pu Zai Ye asked.
"Yes, him. Let's not eat, let's go to the East Sea Palace right now to find him. He lives with Long Aotian and the others."
After speaking, Guo Min Xiao Wang stood up. He had no intention of eating anymore.
Now that he knew Zhou Gangyi and the others had succeeded, eating alone would make the dishes on the table taste like nothing, even if it were dragon meat.
"Let's go, let's go," Qin Dou quickly agreed.
"Jiang Xin, you'll have to handle this," Guo Min Xiao Wang said to Jiang Xin after standing up.
"Why? Has my excellence finally been noticed by you guys?" Jiang Xin was somewhat bewildered to be given such an important task.
You guys never thought highly of me, and now I'm supposed to be excellent?
"Don't you know what kind of person you are?" Qin Dou cursed at the self-praising Jiang Xin.
"Then why did Young Master Wang ask me and not you?" Jiang Xin retorted defiantly.
"It's because you have a good relationship with Peter from Britain. You two look alike from behind. Don't you know your own status compared to him?"
Seeing Jiang Xin still arguing, Qin Dou told him the truth.
Don't you remember your position as the third lapdog?
It seems you've become a bit arrogant from living in the villa for so long.
Where's that desperate desire you had to be a lapdog back then?